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@NobodymrRobert That's the Fingerless 5000 by ACME.

Is there a name for this.

@ThatCheerMomOfX Yes! Been ugly for decades might as well get paper!!

Hell yeah! I do it for free now

@landofthe80s Had it and the soccer & baseball games. I blame my arthritis on those bastards.

Was this greatest handheld game ever created?

@RobSchneider @NEA She is related to Newsom! Talking with your hands = nutty insanity.

I would like to start a CONSERVATIVE TEACHERS UNION as an alternative to the WOKE EMOTIONAL LUNATICS in the @NEA Teacher’s Communist Union…

@TimRunsHisMouth Jeez I hope they were at least 24 OZ! The Rocky Mountains are a cool blue thanks to Coors Light!

Kids should be limited to 1 beer each.. that would’ve saved a pile of money

@TaraBull Was she blocked at the door?

WNBA Player Angel Reese has arrived at the Met Gala

@ClayTravis I told my kids there were no other Star Wars after Jedi. I am empowered knowing I saved them from Phantom.

In honor of May the 4th: the four best Star Wars movies in order: Empire Strikes Back, Revenge of the Sith, the original Star Wars, & Return of the Jedi. If you disagree, you’re wrong. This is the correct ranking.

@WillyRibbs Every TransAm driver in the late 80's that cruised Madison Ave (The Strip) in Indy loved that you made the show!!

Yes, in 1991 there were 15 or more cars that were not going to make the show of 33 starters..You hung your testicles out for 10 miles and your testicles didn’t matter..It was a great show for the fans and a character builder for the drivers

@goddek I remember this 5 years ago. What makes people film themselves being idiots? BTW, I was shook that she wasn't wearing a mask.

Wondering whether this girl is still alive, because her ex surely is.

@otokyo__ After you take 6 figures in divorce after your ho ass cheated. Clear enough????

At what age?

@libsoftiktok Well I guess all my bedroom posters of her beauty will need to come down. Sad day for the U.S.A.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz is gonna lose her seat in Congress with Florida’s new congressional map Bye Bye 👋

@def_leppar20044 Me and my wine. I lived in a place that was just that crazy.

What's your favourite song by Def Leppard ?

@BuzzPatterson That K-9 officer should resign. Embarrassing.

Look how close the canine cop got to discovering the shooter. Wow!

@EmilySm43 BTW, When a leading WNBA "Star" (Angel Reece) says having 80 bodies by 23 is no big deal...Nobody and I mean no man is buying flowers. Ho is a Ho.

Can we actually do that?

@EmilySm43 Ha! Call us toxic and creeps for years then wonder why we don't care anymore??

@ConorDaly22 Sato is liked and respected for his aggressiveness and humble interviews. Danica hated him and she has 0 Indy's....Despite having one served on a platter by Rahal.

This was a fun moment because I was at the race mentioned as a kid… and now here we all sit with race suits on. Life is wild #indy500

@ConorDaly22 Michael Schumacher hated the INDY 500 and openly admitted it was too dangerous. (Scared). No surprise Mick is being a dick disrespecting the history of the track and race. F-him!

@NotKennyRogers She's looking good!!

Before calling it a night, I just wanted to quickly remind everyone that John Legend's wife was caught a few years ago sending private messages to a 16-year-old girl urging her to commit suicide and now People magazine wants to share with you her ups and downs of being 40:

@CandyCats357 Most people would never share how many guns/# of Ammo they have.

It’s none of my fucking business.

@AttyAbdul No one likes you. Run for mayor again you absolute hack.

Marion County early vote update through Monday: 8,052 in-person ballots cast — DOUBLE the 2022 primary at this point, and +72% over 2024. Add mail and Marion is at 10,679 ballots already in hand. Satellites opened Saturday. That day alone: 1,837 votes (vs. 936 in 2024).