Johnny Five

@tedcruz @WrestlingIsKing I prefer Christians over Christian Zionists.

I prefer plumbers to woke & unfunny comedians.

@burackbobby_ @SteveKim323 Women don't belong in sports casting.

Asking the baseball crowd, how irritating is Elle Duncan repeatedly calling the home plate “home base” on the broadcast?

@DiscussingFilm Who is this for?

A ‘MURDER, SHE WROTE’ movie will release on December 22, 2027 in theaters. Starring Jamie Lee Curtis as Jessica Fletcher.

@InternetH0F Trash.

8 years ago we got this masterpiece from Trippie Redd and Diplo 🔥 😮‍💨

@AdamSchefter @SteveKim323 The NFL's greed knows no bounds.

The 49ers and Rams will play Thursday, Sept. 10 at 5:35 p.m. PT at the Melbourne Cricket Ground in Australia. Due to the 17-hour time difference, the 49ers and Rams will take the field Friday at 10:35 a.m. (AEST) in Melbourne, with the game airing Thursday evening in the United States.

@BenjaminPDixon @armandghelaire @Nibiru1000 If God was real, he would strike you down for this.

@armandghelaire @Nibiru1000 I pastor for free... but i'd sell drugs before I'd work for ICE

Shout out to the estimated 4,000 Black ICE agents keeping America safe from criminals, pedos, rapefest immigrants, human traffickers, drunk drivers, scammers, and terrorists. Thank you for putting America first! 🇺🇸

@kabrutusdeid Well, they're experts in bigotry.

To this day, they still can’t cope with the Sweet Baby Inc. detected curator page. "Aside from the content of Steam’s forums, sources pointed to two main causes for concern: bigoted reviews posted on games’ Steam pages, which can hugely affect sales for their developers; and Steam curators (self-appointed taste-makers on the platform) directing campaigns against games they perceive to lean left or pursue inclusion."

@realJohnJohnJr @elonmusk Trump has already cucked on immigration, so none of this means anything.

@Variety Hollywood.

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@TheWorldClassBS Nobody believes this.

We're going LIVE now!

@glenn_tunes Meanwhile young idiot leftist are destroying the place they live for no reason.

YES WE ARE ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

@landofthe80s Van Halen never had a good album cover.

"5150", the 7th studio album by Van Halen was released today back in 1986. It was the first of four albums to be recorded with new lead singer Sammy Hagar, who replaced David Lee Roth. #80s

@WhitlockJason Is there any proof he's high I.Q.? I've never seen it.

Bomani Jones is a very high IQ individual. Why does he go out of his way to act ghetto? To be relatable?

@bweezybird @PoweroftheTruth @Andywarski AZ is a creepy sex pest like the Quartering.

@PoweroftheTruth @Andywarski Gary is a fan of the channel!

@VictoriaZeev @DefiantLs @elonmusk How's India this time of year?

@DefiantLs @elonmusk Complicit? Corrupt? ‘Enough evidence’? This is far from a witch hunt it’s the GOP trying to criminalize political opponents over fraud that’s already being investigated, not proven. Rush to DOJ referrals doesn’t make guilt fact.

Anna Paulina Luna: "I have enough evidence to believe both Governor Tim Walz and Keith Ellison were knowingly complicit in a Somali fraud scheme in Minnesota. Therefore I have referred them BOTH to the DOJ for criminal charges. May justice be swift."

@DefiantLs @elonmusk Nothing will happen and nobody will be held accountable.

@Nero Back then you had respect and credibility.

Ten years ago, an editor called me an hour before my show, cussed me out, and forbade me from giving this speech. Only recently have I begun to realize why.

@dom_lucre Check everyone's hard drive!

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: There were more adults than children at Bluey’s Best Day Ever in the Fantasyland Theater at Disneyland which has made many social media users uncomfortable.

@kabrutusdeid Zendaya is one of these mid looking women the media desperately tries to convince you is beautiful.

If I were a Spider-Man fan I would be kinda worried

@GundamIsHere Is that Johnny Junkers?

Bro, please stop. This is a hate crime.