Paige

One like and I’ll murder my rich husband and swindle his fortune

@SecKennedy The way I would rather puncture my eardrums with a rusty fork, than hear your garbage disposal of a voice through my head phones.

Coming soon—The Secretary Kennedy Podcast.

@krassenstein God I wish he was president

BREAKING: To round out his first 100 days as NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani walked 6 miles home last night from City Hall. The residents love him.

@JB58972931 @TheJFreakinC You dropped on your head as a baby?

@DoNotPaigeMe @TheJFreakinC You the bar whore?

🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just shot another person… and once again, they’re claiming the victim “weaponized a vehicle” to justify shooting at the windshield ELEVEN+ times. Federal agents say they were trying to arrest Carlos Ivan Mendoza Hernandez in Patterson, California… claiming he’s a gang member wanted for questioning in El Salvador. Then… like clockwork… they say he tried to run an officer over… So, they opened fire… unloading at least ELEVEN shots into a windshield. And it ended with Mendoza Hernandez in the hospital… While somehow, not a single officer was injured. Eleven bullets through a windshield isn’t “defensive”… it’s excessive until proven otherwise. At this point, the real question isn’t what happened… It’s why the official story is always the same… and why it starts to unravel the second real evidence shows up. Because that’s what keeps happening. Over and over. And when ICE and DHS get caught lying… Why does accountability just… disappear? Release the street footage. Release the body cam footage. All of it.

@RobDyer @TheJFreakinC

@DoNotPaigeMe @TheJFreakinC

@DetroitTigers30 @TheJFreakinC You’re welcome babe ❤️

@DoNotPaigeMe @TheJFreakinC Always you lovely women who are the most tolerant. Thanks for your overwhelming support for the criminal community. 👍

@RepNancyMace Nancy for the love of god, shut the fuck up

If you're an American citizen, your voice should be the ONLY one heard in American elections. PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT.

@JustTheTweets17 You got conned, no shame in admitting it. But to act as though the writing hasn’t been on the wall this whole time is ridiculous. People have been screaming that he is a monster for years, and you continued to turn a blind eye and cast your vote for him.

I feel a deep sadness. So many of us worked very hard to get Trump back in office. We believed he would put America First and no new wars would be started. What we have seen this term is the opposite of what we voted for, understand it is not MAGA that has changed, it is Trump. Trump was a vessel to achieve the goal, he has failed the mission and it is time he leave the office.

@SkylineReport Bitch can’t even speak English properly

Trump just claimed he could learn Spanish, move to Venezuela, run for president, and win — all because he says he picks up languages “very quickly.”

🚨BREAKING: St. Paul police violated constitutional rights to protect ICE… And a judge just shut it down instantly. Anti-ICE protester, Emily Heather Phillips, was arrested for “disrupting a religious service” outside Cities Church yesterday… Except she wasn’t inside the

@JoshHall2024 So you care about this made up garbage and not the Epstein files? Genuinely wtf is wrong with you people?

🚨BREAKING: 🚨 NEWSOM'S LAPTOP - A laptop belonging to California Governor Gavin Newsom has allegedly been discovered containing evidence of the Governor engaging in ILLEGAL AND ILLICIT ACTIVITIES including alcohol and cocaine-fueled parties with minors and sex with both MALE AND FEMALE PROSTITUTES, which is a federal crime. Newsom is said to be PERSONALLY SEEN using drugs in photographs on the laptop and the contents of the Newsom laptop apparently make Hunter Biden look like a choir boy when you compare them to what was discovered on his. This is THE SCANDAL OF THE DECADE for the Democratic Party, as DOZENS of other politicians and celebrities are allegedly in videos and photos on the laptop engaging in these illegal and lewd acts. This likely just ended Newscum's bid for the presidency before it even started and the careers of countless Democrat politicians... WE DEMAND A FULL DOJ INVESTIGATION NOW! 💪🏻🇺🇸

@BhattiLaib9960 Get rid of the boyfriend. Hope this helps.

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?

@JustZnje @buffys Cry harder.

You’re not “owning” Trump. You’re just a bunch of miserable, terminally online freaks who get hard at the thought of any conservative looking human for five seconds. Meanwhile the guy is still out here running the country, dodging bullets, and making the whole world sweat while you celebrate minor mobility issues like it’s your Super Bowl.

trump was spotted struggling to get up minor stairs. ya this mf clocking out soon 😭

@AGPamBondi Seems like the DOW being at 50,000 didn’t matter that much after all. Sayonara 👋🏼

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@GlobalUpdates24 No

BREAKING – US government on Epstein issue: "We're moving on from that"

@KariLake @NEWSMAX @SchmittNYC Just say you don’t believe in the constitution or checks and balances

Now the President can't even renovate the White House with private funds? When do we finally say enough with these activist judges? The President is fed up. The American people are fed up watching district court judges act like they were elected to run the executive branch. Something has to give.

@mmpadellan That’s exactly what happened. Congratulations, the prize is pretty shitty though

My FLAWLESS prediction for trump's speech tonight: He will sound like a completely insane, petty buffoon who refuses to take responsibility for anything bad, will blame Joe Biden, claim our economy is awesome, and will embarrass himself in front of the world. Guaranteed.

@SubRosaMagick I do actually say Skedaddle and Flabbergasted on a regular basis

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel

@WhiteHouse And how’d that go for him? Lol

HISTORIC: President Donald J. Trump attends U.S. Supreme Court oral arguments on birthright citizenship, the first sitting president ever to do so.