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@Blutman27 @TBob53 We were bad. That’s what you were missing.

Wait did LSU Baseball not make the NCAA Tournament?! I thought the mid-week losses + losing in the big bad SEC didn’t matter that much! What am I missing?? @TBob53

@hippojuicefilm Well one is trying to at least make a positive impact.

I would rather be waterboarded on a Carnival Cruise ship during a Nelly concert than step one foot into the Broccoli haired den that is Planet Fitness this summer.

@TBob53 I’m pretty sure Jurrasic Park was more a of an allegory for the dangers of scientific advancement as a whole.. (ie the atom bomb) than specifically bringing back dinosaurs. I’d hope our airfoirce or pest control companies could handle a few rogue raptors at this point.

The thing about Jurassic Park is that tho it went wrong it only went wrong for a small controlled environment, it’s not like the science or decisions they made were a threat to the world at large Therefore, I am in favor of trying to bring dinosaurs back to life

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@bennyjohnson This is only politics, because sniveling shit-stains make it that way. Maybe grow a spine and support a politician that sometimes holds power to scrutiny. One that shined a light on the Epstein class while this president was activity covering it and his involvement up.

I know the loudest politics accounts are new here. Your low effort idealistic takes are adorable. But let me give you a brutal dose of cold reality having done political commentary for 2 decades: Politics is a war zone Pick a team and fight Betray your team, lose This is war

JD Vance perfectly explains why Republican voters should NEVER support Thomas Massie: Massie sides with Democrats 1 out of every 4 votes. Massie constantly votes AGAINST Trump’s agenda. Trump won Massie’s district by nearly 40 (!!!) points. Massie betrayed his voters. The end

@JoyOfPESI 😂

@DocErock911 "Writer. Sensei. Podiatrist."

My Top Movies Of 2026 So Far: 1. #BuffetInfinity 2. $Positions 3. #Exit8 4. #Undertone 5. #SendHelp

@CollegeFBonX False. You do not want to know what makes that Tide Green.

True or false. This is the best logo in college football (not including throwback logos)

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@Vern_Funquist Go Bears! Both times.

My goodness.

@HeidiBriones - Pound it thin(5 min on each side) - sear/steam it.- 5 min on high heat on each side, cover the pan and leave it alone for 5 minutes.

I wish chicken breast tasted better. I have no idea how you're all cooking it without it getting dry or chewy. Tips? I tend to skip it and cook thighs instead, but I need to up my protein.

Oh dear, we'll never find those missing words now.

@JoyOfPESI @hippojuicefilm 😂 this one’s a banger, lol.

@NoContextBrits Slop

Describe this meal in one word.

@Vern_Funquist lol

2005 Southern Cal

@EmilySm43 Most Rogue lites or deck builders , honestly. Just immersion into the dopamine loop.

Gamers ONLY! What’s your comfort game?

@MensHumor Hasta Lavista, Baby.

@Vern_Funquist Happy Birthday!

I turn 40 today. I’m not someone that tends to make a big deal about my birthday. That’s a lie. I’m pretty obnoxious about it and admittedly always have been. But turning 40 feels weird. It feels like I spent most of my 20s and 30s trying my hardest to make sure I never saw 40. Somehow we are still here. And, I’m really grateful for that. I don’t think that would’ve been the case until now. People say if they could go back they wouldn’t change a thing. I definitely would. Mainly my tattoo, my previous 3-4 twitter accounts, and my believe that Jarrett Guarantano was going to be a great SEC QB. Nevertheless here we are. At 40. I feel like there’s so many things left to accomplish still. But more importantly, for the first time maybe ever I feel really, really proud of who I am, where I’m at, and who I’ve become. Maybe not the first time ever ever. 10 was pretty sick bc I made the all-star team and was introduced to MTV Spring Break for the first times. That was a time. Idk if this is where I thought I’d be at 40. I think 10 year old me would see me living in Baton Rouge engaged to an Auburn grad and say “what the fuck are we doing here bud? And why are you wearing gloves to eat crawfish? Even I know that is stupid.” But we are here. And again, I can’t express how grateful I am for that. Maybe at 41 I’ll stop making sappy Twitter posts and at 42 I’ll stop arguing with Tennessee fans. But for now, I’m just really happy and really grateful. For everything. My life, my fiancè, my family, my career, my friends, none of my teams ever hiring Hugh Freeze, and of course Pepper. Thank you to everyone. And, if you’re currently in a place that seems dark and shitty and under a cloud that will never go away — keep going. It gets better. I promise. Unless you’re a Rutgers fan. That seems like it will never improve. Love y’all, and Happy Cinco de Marler to all who celebrate.

@ComicDaveSmith @KonstantinKisin I like the older kid phase better than the little kid phase by far. Seeing them develop into the real people they are going to grow into is amazing.

@KonstantinKisin The only legitimate complaint about having little kids is that it doesn’t last longer.

It's amazing how many people complain about parenting and their kids. Being a dad is literally the best thing in the world.