Dr. Sass

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Dr. Sass

Dr. Sass

@DocStass

Future hospitalist? vs intensivist?, subpar car mechanic, ultra marathoner, dt coke fanatic #medtwitter

Katılım Temmuz 2021
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More my speed
More my speed@moremyspeed·
@DocStass wtf lasix +/- a nitro gtt is what a good 4th year would know.
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one day you get woken up at 4am by an intern to review a CXR- it’s flash pulmonary edema and you know exactly what to do without a second thought. Feels like just yesterday I was the intern panic paging my senior
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tea and toast diet but instead I’ve made it an entire week on grilled cheese, crackers and coffee
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Me: “hi this is the triage admitting resident calling back for ED 10” ED doc: **on a recorded line** ACTUALLY I have feedback for you as a resident Me: 👀😰😬 ED doc: I’m gonna need you to give a more dramatic sigh when I page to admit a soft admit, I don’t make the rules”
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Dr. Sass@DocStass·
Being a doctor is crazy because one minute you’re laughing hysterically with a patient showing you a TikTok, to walk into the next room an cry with a patient when you tell them they have cancer
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@ButterscotchXna They could have taken 2 hours for all I care (that’s why I left the room) but was simply stunned with the turn of events
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Mr. Butters@ButterscotchXna·
@DocStass I mean given that an intern could take up to 30 minutes I’d let the student off for the vibes
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I left my med student to finish out an admission interview and they didn’t come back for an hour… med student: I found out the pt went on the same 3 week cruise as my parents last summer so we called my parents and found out they went on the same excursion!!
GIF
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me: “if I squint hard enough I can see concepts of a p wave” cardiologist:
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@Rklawton That’s what an annual physical is for! That’s the time to dive into all the chart data, go over history, previous labs, etc! But a scheduled 15 min appt for sore throat only has time to for 15 minutes
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Robert Lawton@Rklawton·
@DocStass I've had multiple x-rays and MRIs and such for kidney stones over the years. I've only had one doctor ask me about my appendix's calcified tip. Of course, it had no bearing on my renal colic that day, but it did solve a 35-year-old mystery. Hope the rest of your day goes well
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Dr. Sass@DocStass·
there is always that ONE staffing attending who asks the most outrageous, niche and irrelevant questions Like bro they are here for a 15 min sick visit- I’ve never met them before. No I did not asked them about their nonspecific CT finding from 3 years ago…
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I am so SICK AND TIRED of the American health care system
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today I personally wheeled a patient from my clinic to the ED for expedited work up, albeit a soft call… pts labs just resulted and I’m so glad I didn’t get those critical results after hours 👀
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Dr. Sass@DocStass·
I need epic chat to have a thumbs down button
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Dr. Sass@DocStass·
I just left an 14 hour shift and didn’t pee once
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Dr. Sass@DocStass·
life of a resident: I just aame say shipped myself underwear and socks bc I’m on a 14 day stretch and not doing laundry
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Dr. Sass@DocStass·
the highlight of my week was driving the floor zamboni at work me🤝 the hospital custodian
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DrivewaySurgeon@drivewaysurgeon·
@DocStass “Pt. states no further complaints at this time. RTC in 1 year for annual wellness.”
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Dr. Sass@DocStass·
me to my PCP tomorrow at my annual wellness… So I ran 100km this weekend, but started throwing up black tarry blood with melena but it stopped after 12 hours so I didn’t go to the hospital to get scoped. Also I need an XR on my foot bc I think I have a stress fracture
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