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Doc Supafly
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2-time TIME Person of the Year. Dorkposter. Misunderstood genius. Tries to adhere to a Threading is Cheating rule. Puns are the surest way to my ❤
Minnesota, USA Katılım Temmuz 2011
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Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram."
Farmer: "That's rainfall."
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not."
Activist: "It's still water consumption."
Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?"
Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient."
Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop."
Activist: "Technology..."
Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?"
Activist: "There must be a solution."
Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow."
Activist: [checks phone]
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Why would you ban something that makes women hotter
Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas
Alysa Liu without makeup. Makeup should be criminalized.
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After listening to Joe Kent talk about my area of expertise, I assess his knowledge of terrorism and geopolitics at about the level of a weirdo far right podcaster.
I’m not trying to be a dick. It is what it is.
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I can assure everyone that it's not going anywhere close to $180 a gallon
OSINTreport@Tourosenta14746
@disclosetv Oil at $180 per gallon would cause a devastating global inflationary shock, comparable to or greater than the oil crises of 1973 and 1979.
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what if we kissed under the mistletoaster
Hoops@Hoopss
Man this house don’t got enough outlets
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Pakistan and the Taliban are accusing each other of being Zionists 💀🤣
W.A. Mubariz - وکیل احمد مبارز@WakeelMubariz
عجیب بات ہے ایک جعلی ویڈیو دیکھ کر اس مفتی صاحب نے پورے افغان مسلمان قوم اور جہادی لشکر پر یہودیوں کے دوستوں کا تہمت لگا دیا اور ایک گھنٹے کا تقریر جاری کر دیا لیکن جب کل اس کے ملک کی صہیونیستی فوج نے 500 بے گناہ افغان مسلمانوں کو شب قدر کے رات میں بمباری سے شہید کروا دیا اس پر یہ چوپ بیٹھا ہوا ہے۔ اس سے اچھا تو دنیا کے غیر مسلم میڈیا، سیاستدان، خبر نگار اور دیگر با نفوذ اشخاص نے اپنے مسؤلیت ادا کی ہے اور اس ظلم کو افشا کیا ہے۔
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Unrelated and pedantic, but the proper nomenclature is "Class" when referring to a Mercedes and "Series" when referring to a BMW.
Steve Robinson@SteveRob
We tried to ask Paradise Residential Services CEO Jocelyne Ininahazwe about her $16M plus autism business and allegations of fraud from former employees. She fled in her Mercedes Benz E Series (which, personally, I think is less gauche than her son’s G-Wagons).
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Democrats: “lol if we ever come to power again we are going to flood the country with another 100 million illegals and throw you all in prison.”
Senate GOP: “Ermmm guys… We can’t break with our precious norms and procedures and pass voter ID…”
AF Post@AFpost
Democratic Illinois Governor JB Pritzker speaks about a Democratic "Project 2029" in which members of the current Trump administration, along with federal agents, will be criminally and civilly prosecuted. "Whatever it is that we can do. It may be that you cannot criminally prosecute somebody, but you can go after them civilly." Follow: @AFpost
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Probably just didn't make sense, maybe it would have landed if he was talking to Germany
T. Becket Adams@BecketAdams
Ugh, that awkward silence. The joke bombed.
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You want to defeat your enemies?
That pales in comparison to my plan.
Helping our enemies win.
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