🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes

@barristerlawusa Why is it those two (out of nine) named?

Oh my fav line just happened with a federal judge. Why can’t you appear on that date. I have another case. Tell me the judges name and case number because I am calling them to tell them to move their docket. I said “OK” Name please and phone number. Justice Barrett and Justice Gorsuch, 202-479-3000 Silence.

@EmperorCoolidge Red-Pressers: "'We're'? Who will be left to press charges?"

🏗️😾💥😾🚧 If you ever see an online clip featuring cats in hardhats fighting on a construction site, realize that it's probably staged.

@Geoffiam In the funniest joke can I remember from USA's "Weird Science" sitcom, Lisa has become a zombie and begins hitting on the male principal. Unpersuaded, he replies, "You don't want me for my body, you only want me for my brain!"

@Geoffiam Enthralled woman: "You might be the most attractive man I've ever seen!" Self-conscious vampire: "You don't really mean that."

The worst part of being a vampire would be missing out on my reflection.

@alkem91 You have misunderstood my intent in the original scenario. It was not a hypothetical question about one form of the Mass necessarily being better than the other, but a question exploring authority and obedience within marriage.

@StuffForSisters Father dont bring confusion to the intent of the comment, how dare U use reason over Tradition.

A Catholic family with children has a husband who greatly favors one form of the Mass and a wife who equally favors another. If the husband concludes that consistently attending together the Mass he favors is best for their family, ought his wife obey him?

@aelfred_D "Uh, hello... 9-1-1?"

we are all witnesses

@carbo_al Heathcliff hardest hit

What?

@HeavyNutrino Really difficult & very unlikely to succeed!

@StuffForSisters So your quest is…

I've been trying to promote wider use of the word "quixotic" but I'm learning it's a futile endeavor.

@jdflynn Later: "Dad, now THIS is podracing!"

My kids are playing Lego Star Wars. I keep asking them if they’re on the “podcast race.” They are super annoyed.

Like a good bishop at times with his priests, I believe a good husband and father may exercise legitimate authority to thoughtfully choose a non-sinful option as best for his family. Those in his charge might disagree or be disappointed, but their servant-leader should be obeyed.

@ThrowingObjects Suggestion: Mom's spaghetti.

Bar of soap.

@justalexoki He was a hunted man and prefiguring Christ.

reading psalms and david was straight up just crashing out. mans really going through it

@justalexoki Create seasonal versions of what you have. Perhaps change it with the holidays; 4th of July fireworks, Christmas tree, baseball game, etc.

what do you think i should put on my banner

@Thinkwert Cat in the Cat

“No, Mr Dog. I expect you to die.”

@crousselle Free ice cream stand (with toppings).

What should I do for the anniversary of my dad’s passing? Open to all ideas, the zanier the better.

@Di_bear @AStratelates You're talking past each other.

@AStratelates @StuffForSisters You really have no idea what the Lord is offering you.

@justalexoki A captioned quotetweet can be fine as well, not to mention a witty reply.

you need a clever quote too