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2025 the year of weddings.

Vignesh Phogat gained 100 grams even after having such a strict diet, intense training, and even trimming her hair. Meanwhile, I can't gain 50 grams even after eating two full plates of biryani. Feeling sad for her :( #VigneshPhogat #GOLD

Brought a packet of Air from the market and found some chips inside.

For me it's Ankit Tiwari after KK, full stop.

Wasted my damn time on finding something permanent in this temporary life :)

@ManagerKSVK CS/IT rizz :)

@DocktrinDG User Intelligence?

Since AI is dangerous, I was thinking, why not talk about UI? U & I.

Even though we protect ourselves from the sunlight, we all know that eventually, we will all turn to ashes. ~ my Mom

Jokes that only Bengalis will understand Do you spit or swallow? Macher matha 🐟?

All these beds but you still choose to break my heart 😔

@MrBeast Giving away fats to random people?

Woke up and realized I was obese so I started lifting and walking 12,500 steps a day. Still got a long way to being yoked but I’m happy with my progress so far 🥰

All these LEDs but you're still a Tubelight

Even the people who wanna go to heaven don't wanna die to get there.

Q:How are you doing? A: I'm doing good :) always the same lie...

During childhood, our parents never let go of our hands in crowded areas, ensuring we wouldn't get lost. And now, I find myself in need of your hand, as I am lost in your eyes. (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

If even 0.1% of the people applied this in real life, the world would have changed.

Stethoscope hu, toh apki heartbeat suun skta hu?

I think the moisture of her lips can only fix my chapped lips now 😩

Your mom used to carry you the same way, like Gigi and Zendaya carried saree. #NitaMukeshAmbaniCulturalCentre #ZendayainIndia

@elonmusk Think about us who have to deal with your tweet everyday ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ