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@AlexPowell_20 Yes!!!! 😂🤣😂

@DoctorDad11 Will definitely use🤣

@AlexPowell_20 you need to use this!!!

@SidneyPowellQ I voted for every bit of it, but especially your liberal angst.

Question for MAGA from a liberal woman. "Hi, I'm just wondering if you guys who voted for Trump — did you vote for the Department of Education to be dismantled? Because that's what he's doing right now. MAGA?

@HazelAppleyard What’s she going to give you, besides absurd expectations?

I once had to reassure a (very broke) man that I adored that a £50 ring was absolutely fine and that I wanted to marry him more than I wanted an expensive ring. Sure enough he proposed with said ring, I adored it, I showed it off to everyone, and it did not matter one bit how much it cost. This relationship didn’t work out for other external reasons but at least it wasn’t because I would accept nothing less than a mined 3ct ring. He should run.

@Jxseph_sandxval You had the option to keep your dick in your pants.

Cuando tenía 19 años, mi novia quedó embarazada. Yo no quería ser padre. Estaba empezando la universidad, no tenía dinero y apenas sabía cuidar de mí mismo. Le dije que lo mejor era abortar. Ella dijo que no. Que quería tener al bebé. Discutimos durante semanas. Al final me dijo algo que todavía recuerdo: “Es mi cuerpo. Yo decido.” Tuvo al niño. Hoy el niño tiene 8 años… y ella me exige pensión alimenticia. La ley dice que debo pagar. Que es mi responsabilidad. Pero siempre me queda una pregunta que nadie parece querer discutir: Si la decisión final de tener al bebé fue solo de ella… ¿por qué la responsabilidad financiera no puede ser también una decisión mía? Cuando digo esto, mucha gente se enfurece. Dicen que abandonar a un hijo es imperdonable. Pero yo nunca tuve la opción real de decidir si quería ser padre o no. Ella sí tuvo la opción de decidir si quería ser madre. Entonces queda la pregunta incómoda: Si una mujer puede decidir continuar o no un embarazo… ¿un hombre debería tener también el derecho de decidir si quiere asumir la paternidad? (Historia anónima)

@ayeejuju Come on, dozens of people pony up $3 to attend games, and hundreds watch WNBA on TV.

@hamdahsalhut Where did Handah go?

US officials release more images of Maduro following his capture from Venezuela.

@ChiBearsMuse The ‘85 Bears defense was the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

I love Tom Brady and he’s the greatest QB of all time, but there’s not a single QB in NFL History who could stop that 1985 Chicago Bears Defense.

@HustleBitch_ Meanwhile the parents of the rodeo kids laugh at your plight. 🤣😂🤣

🚨 MOM WALKS INTO A SPORTING GOODS STORE AND LOSES HER MIND AFTER SEEING A $500 KIDS BASEBALL BAT — “THIS IS PRICE GOUGING” A mom filming inside a sporting goods store says she thought she was just grabbing a bat for her kid’s season. Then she checked the price tags. One bat on the rack: $500. Right next to it: $450. Then she looks at baseball mitts. One youth glove: $330. “I don’t care what the material is … unless it’s made out of solid gold it ain't worth $300." Next she checks the equipment bags. $450. Parents watching the video say youth sports equipment prices are getting completely out of control. Some say it’s starting to feel less like inflation and more like straight up price gouging targeting families. Between bats, gloves, bags, cleats, and league fees, some parents say a single baseball season can now cost thousands of dollars. Are sports stores price gouging parents… or is this just the new normal?

@nobleisawinner masters tickets

🤔 I will wait

@MarshaBlackburn CNN has been fake news/democrat propagandists for decades . Fire everyone not named Scott Jennings.

Forget an apology. If you can’t report facts accurately, you shouldn’t be on air. CNN must be held accountable for misleading the American people. breitbart.com/the-media/2026…

@colecubelic Probably Notre Dame.

Is anyone AGAINST Miami OH getting in????

@jontweetssports I like them both.

Only people who’ve never been to Athens think Oxford is a better college town than Athens

@AdamSinger I will never understand the stupidity and incompetence of fake news, but you have to admire their commitment to idiocy.

This is still an all-timer clip, of MSNBC’s Brian Williams and NYT Editorial Board Member Mara Gay reading a tweet and at no point in their brains does the math click for either of them. They made a whole on-screen graphic too, which compounds how funny it is

@broadwaybabyto They know all their players will defect.

Iran has pulled out of the World Cup, stating that conditions in the US are not safe for players or fans. More countries must follow suit. The US will only respond to public pressure and financial retaliation. Boycott the World Cup. Boycott the Olympics. Boycott America.

Not all hero’s wear capes.

@Mens_Corner__ FTM

@pbtide Please stay away. Nothing more insufferable than an Auburn fan, and Alabama has many.

I bet all 36.6% percent of the people who moved to Alabama are having awful regrets. Sadly. Again, a horrible place and you would never want to move here.

@aruvinchan Imagine not wanting to ask out the co- worker to a social function who asks if being ignored is sexual harassment? Scooby Doo could super sleuth this down.

No bitch, it ain't. It's what you women have been asking for since that #MeToo crap in 2017. You've made your bed, ladies, do now sleep in it.

Wonderful!