Jesus H(ouse) Christ

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Jesus H(ouse) Christ

@DoctorHouseReal

yummy Vicodin... everybody lies. Your favorite House themed parody account. This is my personal account so expect some off-theme posts

Princeton, NJ Katılım Eylül 2020
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alice
alice@hcsrih·
Thank you, the Government of Canada, for the free entertainment
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PT: Psycho Tman
PT: Psycho Tman@johnny_tmanV2·
if i was caillou’s dad every episode of that show would’ve looked like the invincible season 1 finale
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Hania@Hania16836·
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Jesus H(ouse) Christ
Jesus H(ouse) Christ@DoctorHouseReal·
@grahgamer @rcktpwrr Indeed it does, they find an invisible baby and put makeup and clothes on it, and look after it. Though I don't remember them ever finding the parents.
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miles
miles@rcktpwrr·
stressful ass dream where i had to help a guy find his invisible newborn baby and then cure it of being invisible. somehow i accomplished this
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pancakesinmytummy
pancakesinmytummy@thepancakington·
@VitoComedy So you were proven wrong and haven’t deleted this post because..? What a scumfuck lmao
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MAX MEMES
MAX MEMES@VitoComedy·
Am I high or did Dan Frazier just take Marta Nael's One Ring art, flip it, and add a stock marble texture background? They look... really similar?
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Jesus H(ouse) Christ
Jesus H(ouse) Christ@DoctorHouseReal·
New question: If the leader of every country voted, weighted to the population and affecting all those in the country as if they cast the vote themselves, what do you think happens?
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angie
angie@sweetangelette·
me pondering my orb
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🩷🍉 Avery 🍉🩷
🩷🍉 Avery 🍉🩷@WooperEnjoyer54·
Mark I do love your mother but she’s more like a… mutual to me.
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Jesus H(ouse) Christ@DoctorHouseReal·
Jimmy Fallons a bitch Fuck you I bet you don't even watch Survivor
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J.J. McCullough
J.J. McCullough@JJ_McCullough·
I was watching the inauguration of the new Quebec premier, and it's wild how much Quebec does its own thing and brazenly ignores everything Ottawa insists is important. Like, there was no land acknowledgment, they cut out all references to the monarchy, and nothing was bilingual.
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Steady Eddy
Steady Eddy@SteadyHabs·
@JJ_McCullough Quebec has ONE official language I don't know why that's so hard to understand after over 50 years
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WDAS
WDAS@fungerman1145·
tryna make my miis look tuff then they all ends up like this
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