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@RZA This has hit the media in the UK. The cop responsible, and the one who didn't intervene, should be charged with murder. Alternatively, put them in a room with the family and friends of the guy.

People were seen enjoying ice cream and fish and chips, without masks or social distancing.

Finally got round to doing @OFalafel Art club today. Behold, Sloth on a skateboard! By Stanley aged 6 and Frances 36(🤣) but the words were by Jack aged 4!

WIN A SIGNED PICASSO (inspired portrait of me!) This week is the 7th Episode of my Art Club and we’re doing Picasso portraits. Retweet this to be in with a chance of winning one of mine! All the Art Clubs to date are available to watch here: youtube.com/user/OlafFalaf… ✏️✂️🖍

Germany has experienced 7,700 deaths. The UK has a current death toll heading towards 40,000. What the....

@theJeremyVine mooing down a traffic cone. 🙈🙈🙈 Has he forgotten to take his medication? 🤣🤣🤣 #finallylosttheplot

Stanley was very happy to receive his books this morning @elainewickson . Thankyou!

World's gone mad!

Don't think I'll be appearing on @Channel4GBBO anytime soon!

@RZA all of the above 👌

Which album do you have? #HipHop #Classic #wutang

Bye bye @Barclays, hello @Nationwide. #badservice #badattitudes #badbank #CustomerService #CustomerExperience #Loyalfor21years #ToodlePip

Appalling service @Barclays Chesterfield branch yesterday pm. Loyal for 21yrs. 👏 #SwitchingAccounts #banks #Banking #badservice #ToodlePip

@RealTimVine I've just realised I haven't had a crap for 12 hours. Cheers for that Tim 👌

I've just realised I haven't had treacle pudding for ages.

@FINALLEVEL Old but gold 😉

Whenever someone tries to diss me by saying I’m old.. I’m like “That’s a fact... Where’s the insult?”

@RZA Lit. #DodgeSmoothieWisdom 👍

Wu Wisdom: Millions of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. Share the light. #wutang

Supermarkets weep. #DaleWinton

Wrong. People were marching because we love our NHS and hate what the Tories are doing to it. Healthcare is a human right. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

Oxford Circus and Bond St tube stations in London reopen as police fail to find any evidence of shots fired or casualties, except one woman sustaining minor injuries leaving station.

@littlebrown @astro_timpeake on the bottom.

@raymond_blanc bye bye. Your books shall provide a good hour of heat on our fire. #disappointed