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@CaptainElCapo What has been the closest so far to tasting how you remember it?

@DogAlpha5000 Hit and miss tbh, a handful of random things but it’s not exactly how I remember things tasting. Pretty much whatever I do eat tho is staying down, so that’s a plus………just in time for the docs wanting to do another radiation 😂

Luke Nichols of Outdoorboys shares his faith in Christ and his love for his family 👊🏔️

BREAKING: Trump will unveil a $1,500,000,000,000 defense budget request for the ​next fiscal year, per Reuters

Today’s a great day to propose marriage, gentlemen.

@CaptainElCapo @RangoonRea51284 Our Lord’s biggest test! 🙏

Yea this might sound bad, but tbh this whole cancer experience so far has brought me to a place where I lowkey hate a couple ppl I used to be very close with, and a few others idk yet, won’t know until when, or if, i see some people again, but change exists I may feel literally nothing for them anymore. Sucks man tbh, prob more that whole mortality thing lol

It’s covered in debris and all kinds of shit but for some damn reason I’m still on it 😂

Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.

So many people are struggling to just get by each month. What does it cost you to just be a kind person to them when they talk to you or ask you a question? Please tell me what the $$ threshold to make is to become a dick? I must have missed the memo. How you treat ppl matters

Hey @larryellison I know you don’t handle this kind of stuff, but I truly believe you’re the only man at that whole company that can get this done. Since you own @tiktok_us can you help me get my account back. I was banned for literally impersonating myself. Thank you

@GoatBallzTradez @CaptainElCapo Yes he’s been fully quiet. 🙏

@CaptainElCapo What did the doctors say after the tests?

Spending the day at one of Houston’s finest hospitals. While I’m grateful for all the cancer treatments and whatnot, I can’t help but be sad they didn’t do anything to make the ol’ penis better.

@CaptainElCapo @GoatBallzTradez No sir this is not the way. 🙏

@GoatBallzTradez Well if the test goes a certain way, it won’t be the worst thing to have someone/something else to focus on 😂 poor bastard

In weird stalker news, someone in Irvine, CA maybe (but def Orange County) keeps trying to run unofficial background checks on me 😂 I haven’t tried too hard to figure out who and wtf this person is about, my guess is either a stock market troll or some “client” in another universe, but the IP alerts are getting annoying. And this is not the week to be f’ing with me, seriously At quick glance, most of your WiFi usage looks like a house in “the OC 🍊” but you travel a lot, maybe for work? But…you’ve been to Houston recently, twice, which is the main reason you have my attention btw. If you’re on this app, be an adult and send me a dm or drop a comment for me to dm you and we can have an adult conversation about whatever is on your mind. I’ll be civil and professional if you do the same.

When the Savior visited the Nephites, He encouraged them to “watch and pray always,” which would give the people strength to make wise choices. How do you keep “watch” in your life as you strive to follow God’s commandments? #TheBookOfMormon #ComeFollowMe

@CaptainElCapo @RangoonRea51284 Trust me when I say the entire trading community has your back! Our Heavenly Father will guide you.

@RangoonRea51284 This coming Fri. Go in at 6am and eventually they’ll get around to cutting a tiny hole in my abdomen and sticking a bunch of cameras all up in me. Supposedly I’ll find out pretty quick if my pancreas is a fucking asshole 😭

If I live, I’m gonna have pet raccoons *AND* pet hyenas 🤘

@CaptainElCapo You will live sir! 🙏

@CaptainElCapo 🙏

@DogAlpha5000 Never hasty, it’s not my style. But a lot is going to be determined by how others act towards me and that’s what’ll separate who I forgive and who experiences something different from me

Nah, that’s next Fri 3/20. A date which will change the lives of more than just me, some for better and some for worse 😶

Life is sometimes not fair. But Jesus Christ is always fair. And He will always take care of us.

Bank of America’s Harnett has said markets are looking like 2008.

@CaptainElCapo Ouch. Not from the tests right?

Funny thing about this affliction, I have no idea what I did and it doesn’t even hurt when applying pressure directly into those bruises (altho hydrocodone may explain the second one). Just random areas where the body is fighting little wars

Trump: the Iran war will end “when I feel it in my bones."