Joey Dirt

@MattWallace888 ...for trumpton.

⚠️🚨 IT’S TIME 🚨⚠️

🦋🦋 @FARMA_G returns with epic new single ‘Say It How You See It’ - youtube.com/watch?v=s6HM6E… ‘How To Kill A Butterfly’ is OUT NOW! Very few copies remain - shop.high-focus.com/collections/fa… 🎹 - @Dogruffian 🎥 - Honey JD

How long will it take for @elonmusk to buy #tiktok? #tiktokban

@BBGRichie Thank bejezzus for that!

OUT NOW on super rare cassette. Featuring Junior Disprol, Ill Sykes, Sniff, Pun Ra, Mighty Mouse, Brave Mugraw, Crakajak, Da Mastadon and Cherrie. DJ's Jaffa & Risk1. Production by Ral Duke & Joe Dirt joedirt1.bandcamp.com/album/one-madn…

One Madness to Another By Joe Dirt. Available to pre-order now. Go check out the first track taken from the album... 'GROTTY' ft. Junior Disprol & Sniff. joedirt1.bandcamp.com/album/one-madn…

@curiosityonx 12

What’s your answer?

@fesshole Had this exact conversation yesterday with my fiancé. In Mexico atm. Room 2205. So is there 2205 plus rooms in this hotel i asked. No! Block 2, 2nd floor, room 5! Duh.

Only after multiple stays in high end hotels in New York as part of my job as a hedge fund manager did I realize staying in room 402 meant the second room on the 4th floor not the 402nd room in the hotel.

@SelinaSwiftt @964thewave Yes you can. 📷 J.Barker.

@964thewave Hi there, Selina from Sky News here. I hope you are safe and well. Please may we use these on our platforms with a credit to you? Thank you!

Eyewitnesses and local businesses at an industrial estate in Treforest say they felt the ground shake and saw an explosion. Emergency services are at the scene and South Wales Police have declared a major incident. This was the view from Joe Barker’s house nearby #Treforest

@CadburyUK whats going on with the 2 multipack #twirl's in the #heros tub. Causing ructions in the house. Sort it out!

@DrKidneyAsh @BMA_JuniorDocs Get a job with dpd mate. Earn that here!

After 11 years, in my final year as a junior doctor, I earn £23.50/hr £23.50/hr to perform a renal biopsy £23.50/hr to do a specialist renal clinic each week I pay my barber more for a 30 min haircut. We are worth more than this!! #JuniorDoctorsStrike #PayRestoration

@BLumDAbuSS @FARMABEATS 🤣🤣

@FARMABEATS The Fiddler

This 1st guy...You gotta be actually fucking kidding me!!! Wtf Is he some kinda Batman villain?

@mikehahn_ @POTUS Writing his to do list for today.

@POTUS Hard at work!

I just spoke with President Zelenskyy to discuss our continued support for Ukraine — including security assistance and humanitarian aid — as it defends itself against Russian aggression. We will hold Russia accountable, and our sanctions are already having a devastating impact.

@B_T_Hale @fmwales @WelshGovernment Pussy 😿

As the number of Covid cases rises in Wales, I'll be holding a press conference today to provide an update on the latest public health situation and the progress of our vaccination programme. Join me live at 12:15 on @WelshGovernment

@absolutez3 @johnwat82357788 @guardian Vaccines by definition will immunise against virus or disease. This is NOT a vaccine!

@madflavor Like a doctah...

I'd like to thank the Church for having my back.......They can all suck our cocks.........Much love!!!

With the 'Barrydockalypse' here, only @Dogruffian can drag you out of the mire: hip-hop that darent look up #rnv joedirt1.bandcamp.com/album/barrydoc…

@HeklaCF63 fat! . Will have a critical listen tomorrow.

#barrydockalypse twitter.com/HeklaCF63/stat…

My new song ‘Black Girl Magic (Prod. @dogruffian )’ on #SoundCloud #np soundcloud.com/vestathelight/…