Doktor Argus Faux

@NoContextHumans More like this please

Deserved

@iRAPOLOGY An account for news in the rap world that self-censors itself is peak 2026

Footage surfaces of Boston YN's trying to sh**t at their opps for spinning their block, but accidentally sh*t their friend instead 👀😳‼️

@policefootage_ WE DON'T NEED THE AI PLAY BY PLAY, JUST SHOW THE DAMN VIDEO

The Irony

@ImperiumFirst OOF

> Smoke weed > Harass people in the street > Be loud and obnoxious > Be a dеаdbeat father > Be in and out of jail Chud the Builder is a stereotypical black man

@BambuluMen Just sell your holes

It's criminal that hoes like this are rich while doctors, lawyers, military personnel, firefighters, cops, and other professionals from critical career fields live paycheck to paycheck.

@GlobeEyeNews Yeah but NO KINGS

King Charles III announces the British government plans to ban LGBTQ+ conversion therapy.

@consequence I'm off to see that monkey

Paul McCartney explains why he doesn't do selfies with fans. "If I meet someone and they're reaching for their phone, I say: 'I'm sorry, I don't do pictures.' And that is radical these days... "It's important to me... the minute I get above myself and start thinking I'm something else... I won't like me. It's very important for me to be sort of just me. "So I will say, 'I don't want to do the photos.' And they will say, 'Why?' And I'll say, 'Well, I'll tell you why.' And I go into this long-winded explanation of down on the south coast of France, Saint-Tropez, there's a guy on the beachfront who's got a monkey, and you pay to have your photo taken with the monkey. 'I really do not want to feel like that monkey. And when I take a picture with you, I do feel like him. I'm not me. I'm suddenly something else.'" (via @restisents) 📸: Mary McCartney

@learning_yohei We usually pick up just enough Spanish to order at Taco Bell.

僕は日本人なので、日本語が第一言語です。そして、多くの日本人は第二言語として、英語を学んでいます🇯🇵🥰 そこで、アメリカ人に質問があります。アメリカ人は第二言語として、どんな言語を学んでいますか？🇺🇸🤭

@chaintunez @DullahTheking2 Especially the boys

@DullahTheking2 MJ always had a lot of love to give ❤️ everyone around him felt it

MJ had a heart of gold. Remember the Pepsi commercial accident....he didn’t sue. Instead, they settled out of court, and he received $1.5 million. All of which he donated to the hospital that had cared for him throughout his treatment.

Always split the bill on the first date.

@HutchTweeting @DullahTheking2 I know, it was p nutty. What a card!

@DullahTheking2 Remember when he had sex with all those kids though?

@SapphyreO @DullahTheking2 He was extremely quiet with the Jesus Juice

@DullahTheking2 The wild part is how Michael Jackson did things quietly. No press run, no bragging, just genuine kindness. Stories like this remind you his legacy wasn’t only talent , it was heart.

@DullahTheking2 He loved Jordan Chandler so much, he just GAVE him $25 Million for NO REASON! He didn't HAVE to do that at all!

@PicturesFoIder Yeah but NO KINGS

King Charles III has announced plans for the British government to ban LGBTQIA+ conversion therapy, describing the practice as abusive.

@srkntnyldz Fun Fact for Westerners: The Netherlands has a KING

Hollanda’nın Leusden kasabasında (8600 nüfuslu) 110 yetişkin erkek mülteciyi yerleştirme planı büyük öfke yarattı. Tesis, genç kızların hokey kulübünün hemen yanına kurulacaktı. 3000 kişi imza verdi, mahkeme ise “insani yardım önceliklidir” diyerek planı onayladı. Halk 3 hafta boyunca her gece protesto yaptı. Mülteciler taşındığı gün tesis ateşe verildi, itfaiye yolu kapatıldı. Bu kader tepkinin asıl sebebi geçen yıl 17 yaşındaki Lisa adlı bir kız, bir sığınmacı tarafından öldürülmüştü.

@RangerMedic1983 Euthanize all pit bulls

Fuck this bitch, make her famous

@RangerMedic1983 @704JB OOF

@704JB We call out our own. Should try it sometime.

@RangerMedic1983 Someone tell that bitch to keep her beast on a leash.

@preman_20 This is proof of Prize Inequity

So this is how it’s been done all this time