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@atrupar What’s up with the giant tit next to him…? 😳

this is an all time Trump clip

@RealSkipBayless Old man didn’t get his nap today…

Now NBC is crying that Hartenstein is playing too rough with poor Alien ... while the Spurs get away with playing football on SGA. Nobody outside OKC wants the Thunder to do anything but GO AWAY AND LEAVE THE NBA ALONE.

@RonFilipkowski And they’ll end up canceling the order for 200…

Analysts expected China to agree to buy 500. Art of the deal.

@Mollyploofkins Y are they doing this…? 😐

A tourist who drew widespread condemnation in Hawaii after a witness recorded him chucking a coconut-sized rock at “Lani,” a beloved, endangered Hawaiian monk seal off a Maui beach, was arrested Wednesday by federal agents. Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk, 38, of Covington, Washington, is charged with harassing a protected animal, the U.S. attorney's office in Honolulu said, adding that National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration special agents arrested him near Seattle.

@AdamKinzinger That’s why they went to China. To pick up the phones… They’re not gonna pay for shipping… 🙄

OMG Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha infinity

@Logically_JC It’ll be SOOOO funny when he dies before pardoning anybody… 😂

There will be no coming back from this…

@kylegriffin1 Serious question… has anybody ever followed through on a death threat…? 🫤

Breaking NYT: Brad Raffensperger received a "manifesto" deemed to be a "credible threat on his life" on Monday, the day before a suspicious object disrupted a campaign event in Macon. The handwritten document included a photograph of Raffensperger with the word "Boom" written across his forehead. nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/…

@mjfree MAGA jerks off on their bedsheets instead of cutting holes in them.

What's the difference between MAGA and the KKK?

@CryptoNobler Blocked for stupid…

@ProudSocialist Dude needs to buy a vowel… 😳

The monster who hurled a rock at Lani, the endangered monk seal in Maui, is 37-year-old Igor Lytvynchuk from Seattle. After being confronted the sicko replied: “I don't care, I'm rich, fine me. I can pay for it.” He has since been detained, but has yet to be charged as the case was referred to federal investigators. He must be held accountable. Anyone who would assault and harm an endangered animal like Lani is a danger to the entire planet and belongs behind bars. And for all those wondering, Lani is ok! A marine biologist went to check on her and she is going to make a full recovery.

@BenStiller Are you trying to trigger Nancy Mace again…? 😂

Got it done

@AdamSchefter Now they can trade Mahomes and get some cap space. 😃

At pick No. 249, the Chiefs selected LSU QB Garrett Nussmeier.

@barstoolsports He’s probably gonna get tats on his face by training camp…

Being a Raider is already rubbing off on Fernando Mendoza

@AdamKinzinger God really hates Oklahoma…

When i lived in Oklahoma with the Air Force, the storms that came in…. Were insane. Illinois gets a lot of storms and tornados, but Oklahoma constantly replied with “hold my beer.”

@CrosbyMaxx @fernandomendoza You’ll be demanding a trade before the bye week… 🫤

LFG!!!! Welcome To The Darkside Brother 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @fernandomendoza

@TheRealThelmaJ1 The next step is realizing that he successfully rigged two elections and failed at one…

MAGA is just now figuring out that Butler was staged.

@WUTangKids Looks like he was trying to scratch his rectum without sticking his finger up there…

"Power stance"?…..More like an old man that can’t stand straight stance

@greendragonhq @woodypaige Ironically, he prefers the ones that are too young to have a bush… 🫤

Remember when the Wall Street Journal released this letter that Donald Trump wrote to Jeffrey Epstein for his birthday? Trump said he was going to sue for defamation. Which he did. But guess what? The letter was proven to be authentic and from Donald Trump. The lawsuit was thrown out.

@debramessing Have you tried giving a shit about other people…? I’ve found that works pretty well…

Sometimes you just have to run away… I have been open about the struggles I’ve had, like all of you, with the hate and violence seen across the globe. Feeling impotent. Heartbroken. Enraged. Overwhelmed. And, the feeling that the city I love is on fire had left me despondent. I realized I needed to reset. The majesty of Nature is always the answer for me. So, I went to Iceland. Alone. And it was transformational. I knew seeing the Northern Lights would wake me up and remind me of the the Awesomeness of the Universe. The vast unknowable Design. And It brought me back to life.

@ImGinnyRobinson Blocked for stupid…

"I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran." — Hillary Clinton Tell me again how the candidates and political parties are so different. Please. I’m begging you.