Dom

We’ve officially entered girl dad SZN.

Mood.

Mood

The “Everyone is 12 now” theory truly is foundational for our times.

@benkershner @0xleegenz I didn’t look 25 at 25.

@0xleegenz Brother we do not look 25.

Milennials (noun): A legendary tribe of 30-40 years old who look 25 but feel 65 who fueled by iced coffee, nostalgia, and mild panic

@olboyunclemitch “Pilsner type beer” sounds like they are worried about being sued by Big Pils.

A real “poison & antidote” evening in store for me

every poop in this toilet was created by a butt

@olboyunclemitch Should have told them you are the Mitch of Mitch and Murray fame.

11 years ago today I learned adulthood has so little whimsy

I swore off all of the ASOIF properties when Martin dropped the ball and B&W ruined what joy I had that was left but I am very sad to report that A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms might have pulled me right back in.

This got to be one of the ballsiest calls in college football history.

Ring using the fear of losing your dog as justification for opting into a surveillance state isn’t surprising but it is pretty bleak.

Kid rock makes music for former QBs who send unsolicited dick pics to sideline reporters and steal money from poor people to build their nepo kid a college volleyball arena

@firstshowing @zoerosebryant It scares me how excited I am

@zoerosebryant Same, same...

every new piece of promo i see from this movie has me hyped out of my fucking mind man

Live look at the Turning Point All-American Halftime show.

With the end of this game, I just finished my first college/pro football season in 20 years without placing a single bet. Still a few weeks to go before the one-year mark, but this feels good. Gambling addiction is real, folks. If you need someone to talk to, I got you.

MVP.

January -redacted- IZZO April

I’m watching the end of this game in the locker room at the gym and forgot I wasn’t at home the way I just screamed “and one.”

Burned by a guy whose name is just a three year old pressing buttons on a laptop