Dom Joly

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@PaulEmbery Why? It’s legal. He wants to something for the country. He won. What about Farage getting 5 million quid from a billionaire? What about your leadership was a Russian Spy? Priorities

A student from India who does not hold British citizenship and is here on a temporary visa has just been elected to the Scottish parliament to serve a four-year term (salary £80,000 per year). How in God’s name can something like this be allowed to happen? Our democracy is sick.

King Charles “chuffed to bits” with results of his Turkey visit

@DerrickEvans4WV Lies

I was thrown in solitary confinement for saying the 2020 election was rigged and stolen. Now the President’s chief of staff is openly confirming that we were right. BUT…. Still no arrests🤷‍♂️

@BoLoudon He’s not going to shag you

79 is the new 39. President Trump is aging in reverse.

@KarenPollock100 @HeidiBachram Except he doesn’t…shameful smear.

This is shocking. Whatever one's political view, how on earth could yesterday's election results ever be comparable to the Holocaust - the mechanised state sponsored murder of six million Jews by Nazis and their collaborators?

@ACTBrigitte WARNING - YOU’RE AN IDIOT

🚨 WARNING! LONDON has FALLEN! The U.S. Embassy in London just issued a urgent security alert, a major terrorist attack is now HIGHLY LIKELY in Britain! London, once the jewel of Western civilization, is now conquered territory due to mass Islamic migration Deport the radicals. Secure the borders. Or surrender your country.

@GenFlynn You’re not well

Pray for our President 🙏🏼🇺🇸

@daniellealvarez @karolineleavitt Not bothered about the incessant lying?

.@karolineleavitt just held her final press gaggle before welcoming a baby girl. Feminists won’t give her credit, so I will: she balances poise, grace, and tireless work for the American people while raising a son and expecting a daughter. I am a proud friend!

@IngrahamAngle Except you don’t, do you? 🤦‍♂️

Go back to your tea and crumpets. We got this.

@GovMikeHuckabee @realDonaldTrump Are the open Straits of Hormuz in the room with you now?

Does someone need to tell them? @realDonaldTrump already took care of that. These 2 guys are like kids showing up 4 hours after the game & claiming to have hit the winning home run. Embarrassing!

@LangmanVince Yeah!!! down with decency

Pope Leo XIV has done more damage to the Catholic Church because of personal politics than any Pope in modern times!

@mericanaf7 Sure - pay you money for usurping democracy 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

My husband and I are both J6ers. For four years, we endured hell starting with an early morning raid, arrests, pretrial supervision, dozens of court hearings, house arrest, and prison time. We lost the business we built from the ground up. Our families suffered right alongside us. We’re far from alone. 1,600 of us had our lives completely upended by the January 6 prosecutions. I speak for many when I say we want restitution for the homes, businesses, savings, and years stolen. President Trump @POTUS @realDonaldTrump, you’ve already delivered justice through pardons. Now please make restitution happen for those of us who sacrificed everything.

@LangmanVince You’re almost always wrong on everything

Pope John Paul II was the last great leader of the Catholic Church. I'm I wrong?

@DrewPavlou Are you slow?

Even if you hate Trump, you have to admit that it’s rare to see a public figure with so few personal controversies

@kenyladyde Yes- down with decency

WHO'S WITH ME? I WILL NOT DONATE ANOTHER PENNY TO THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AS LONG AS POPE LEO THINKS AND ACTS LIKE A POLITICIAN...

@LangmanVince You utter fucknut

David Axelrod met with the Pope last week, a few days later the Pope attacked President Trump on Iran. Then last night three liberal Cardinals attacked president Trump on 60 minutes This was all coordinated by Barrack Obama to break Trump's catholic base before the midterms

@PatriotSassy I’m getting MASSIVELY stupid vibes off you

I am a practicing Catholic. Have been all my life, waaaayyyy over half a century. But I’ve had it with these damn popes getting political!! I couldn’t stand Pope Francis. 😤 We catholics are taught to believe that the pope is divinely chosen. That he is infallible. But I’m sorry, this one and the last one are hardly infallible. 😒 I had hopes for Leo but I had also heard that he was a liberal early on. Already, I can see he’s no better than Francis. Please, stop making Catholics feel like we have to choose. Because I’ll choose Jesus always, but you are NOT Jesus!! I will NOT change my stance on my president! I will support him, however, the one thing I CAN control? How much money I put in the kitty every week. 💰 And right now, I’m not putting ANY money in that’s intended for Rome. Until the holy father stays out of our politics, he gets not one. red. cent. from me! His job is to lead people to Christ like a shepherd, not to “pontificate” on @POTUS @DonaldTrump! @Pontifex

@KellyShimmin @JohnCleese Is the sharia law in the mobile home with you now?

@JohnCleese Britain has brought this upon themselves. Where will you run to when Sharia has been implemented? You've made your disdain for America very clear, and we don't want you.

There are about 60 countries where they can have Sharia law The law in England is the Law of England

It’s actually wild that Nigel Farage thought nobody would notice that the couple who won his energy bills prize draw were actually his friends.