The Midnight Barber

@MrDtAFC @TikiTakaConnor Rug Munch is that?

@TikiTakaConnor If they beat Madrid then you can throw in Munch to that list 😂

This is crazy!

@GunnerManAFC @gooner145 Ha ha ha ha ha just inaccurate as Villa in top four then and now. We can add Chelsea to the list now and United so hopefully you’re happier now… It’s writing comprehension which is the dying art! COYG Anyway good response and hopefully you can enjoy the run in!

@Domfallows @gooner145 Did I say we lost or drew TWICE or did I say we lost or drew? I also literally started the tweet with “it’s positive” is that tripe too? God damn reading comprehension is a lost art these days, it’s depressing

This is actually insane. If Liverpool, Man Utd or Spurs were achieving this the media would be salivating. As it's Arsenal they are thinking of any excuse to downplay it. Always been the way! #Arsenal

@GunnerManAFC @gooner145 I mean if you discount beating United away and thumping third placed Villa but yeah man crack on with the nonsensical tripe!!

@gooner145 It’s positive, but this graphic also just informed me that we’ve lost or drawn to every team in the PL top 4 so far. We are ahead because we’ve been better than them against teams outside of the top 6. Not because we’ve schooled them H2H. A shame really.

@_ak233 @Londonblue_2 Zayn from 1D

@Londonblue_2 Who’s this??

Who made this 😂😂😂

@TheFigen_ Gorilla

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see a plane, you're right-brained. What do you see?

@LezMCFC @afcjxmes Stay tuned…

@afcjxmes Where's the trophy for all this to matter?

Read this stat and take it in for a moment…

@H_E_P_S Awesome! Think I can see Felix near the top there if I’m not mistaken. Well done son

These climbers have blown us away! They confidently had a great go at the climbing wall and most even made it to the very top! #HEPStrips #HEPSPGL

@H_E_P_S Great to see what they’ve been up to thank you!

Smiles all round during our balloon splash activity! #HEPStrips #HEPSPGL

@elonmusk Basic

Going back to this haircut

@imposhster101 @BladeoftheS Says the Imposhster, you are a proper keyboard warrior aren’t you! The definition of one…

"F*ck Rishi Sunak, and f*ck the Tories." Yes indeed, Simon Pegg.

@_hsquared Precisely!! Have a great summer ahead

@Domfallows Thank you! Its wonderful to share the fields with so many like-minded people. Not strangers, just friends we haven’t got to know yet.

Its hard to explain why there is no where else like Glastonbury Festival. Its hard to explain why it means so much to me and to so many other people. But let me try to share my experience… Heres a little thread 🧵 ⤵️ with photos!

@_hsquared Not the greatest clip in the collection but Shu FX second gig of the weekend was so good at the levels!!

Time to loudly play Justice to pretend that Sunday night didn’t end 💔 #GlastonburyFestival

I am not ready for reality 😭😭😭😭 #glastonbury2024

This year’s Glastonbury poet in residence is Sally Jenkinson, check out her fantastic first poem 'Who Am I This Year?' below, and look out for more of her work on our website during the Festival!

@Denise80srock @LAndersonCAKS @CollinRugg Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he’s as guilty as sin, this is the least of his crimes but thankfully the most uncomfortable publicly…. Why do Trump supports paint a picture that corruption is one way and not listen to the world around them. Brainwashed by the comments of agent orange

@LAndersonCAKS @CollinRugg It's heartbreaking to see. Never in my lifetime did I expect to go back to 1930's Germany. My heart aches for President Trump and what they're doing to him.

JUST IN: Donald Trump says "Mother Teresa could not beat" the charges he is facing in New York, slams the judge for working as an asset for the Democrat Party. "The judge is so conflicted he can't breathe." "This judge contributed to Joe Biden and far worse than that. But I'm not allowed to talk about it 'cause I have a gag order." "Far worse than that by a thousand times worse than that, the worst I've ever heard. But I can't talk about it." "It'll be talked about in the history books. What's happening here is weaponization at a level that nobody's seen before, ever. And it should be allowed to happen."

@ronnieo147 Go on Ronnie!!

Sheffield bound

@Carra23 @IanWright0 Great show and you asked some really decent questions Carra!

Loved @IanWright0 appearance on #MNF tonight 🔥 Great analysis in the first hour & a lovely story teller going through his career in the last hour 👏🏻👏🏻

@Carra23 Liverpool were so strong we got told! Not a great time to start wobbling! COYG

@StanCollymore Because these charges were submitted as failing by the two clubs in formal paperwork. Man City’s we’re part of a leak and completely different in nature. They deny all allegations. Forest and Everton do not. I understand the sentiment as most feel this way but different cases

No problem with any club being sanctioned for breaches of long known and clear rules. The name of the club doesn't matter. Every club should be treated equally under the rules set out. But the elephant in the room isn't being addressed. 115 charges, zero action. Why?

Volunteering at #glasto can be expensive,had this email today where u have to raise at least the ticket price + commit to 4x6hr shifts of gruelling litterpicking. I get it’s for charity but I don’t really fancy paying to litterpick & this attracts potential runaways. Thoughts?