Dominic Stanyer

@BryPot luckily you don't have to talk about regaining the Ashes as well

Explaining the difference between retaining the Ashes and winning the series is exhausting.

@prbgriffith #Boomer

I had assumed Amazon Fresh was going to be a game changer. But it turns out I just can't be arsed to open an app to enter a shop.

Life first today. I missed a flight.

Nice pass @stringer9; surely more salient than that jog around the scrum against Biarritz

The US far behind Europe still, and it’s no coincidence that the UK, where so much Russian money lives, has done so little. Corruption is the only word for it. If they expose it, they will be implicated themselves. twitter.com/DaveKeating/st…

@arniesathiyRHC You are such a Boomer.

What wholesome all age fun should be like. Absolutely love that this Bingo Night marches on. Anyone want to see what fun this mob get up to, give me a holler and get involved.

@robertstan @Yas_Wisden You can't win a test match without bowling them out twice.

Ashes in Australia in 21st century: Aussie runs per wicket 2002-3:47 2006-7: 53 2010-11: 29 2013-14: 40 2017-18: 51 2020-21: 35. England’s bowlers have done really well this series: 2nd best this century. It’s been all about the batting (lack of). #Ashes @Yas_Wisden

@arniesathiyRHC where did you get the tests from? Man in one of the pubs you went to?

200 of these this year. Maybe 150. Captain Negative. Never once blobbed a positive test. Been working in the office. Been to a Xmas party. Shower when I come home. Umpired sport. Played sport. Been to pubs. Hopefully this negativity remains a constant... Good luck folks.

I've been a vegetarian for over 15 years, yet Google and Facebook don't seem to have worked it out given the meat based adverts I keep getting..... or they do know and they are part of a sinister plot to turn me back to the dark side. #vegetarian

Riverdance in the desert.

@HuskiDelivers a global pandemic

Hi Ski Fans. We are back! What have we missed?

inevitable

Guardian front page, Friday 2 July 2021: Nowhere is safe: warning on escalating climate crisis

@arniesathiyRHC @Yas_Wisden I'd bowl

@Yas_Wisden It arrived in EH4 at 1130am today. Ground was a road and bone dry moments earlier....

I knew the forecast was supposed to be bad but I hadn’t realised it was *this* bad

@arniesathiyRHC @RHCLions @StewMelCC @finlayking6 Desperate times. How many catches will you drop at slip?

1/2. Well. Today sees me nick off for a scratchy blob or lairy 40-odd for @RHCLions yet again. 22nd season. Taking on @StewMelCC - delighted to say I believe I am opening with young @finlayking6 who I've known since he was knee high. Thanks for ruining my life @DominicStanyer

@rafaelbehr It is the journey, not the destination. I choose neither.

🤝 Our men's and women's first-teams have a new shirt sponsor! 👇 #itfc

it's raining

@arniesathiyRHC How are the eyes?

Ahem. Lets not forget chronic nerve damage, a torn lower left leg, **** captains, the Lord of darkness and many other things. Sun's even been out for weeks in preparation for a the #superfattamil ... 😇🦿💪🏾

April. Unretire x 4th time. 44 years young. Waqar. Chronic degenerative osteoarthritis. A hip replacement. Whatever is sent I cannot remove this cricket parasite from my veins. Xxx @RHCLions

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