Dominic Trant

@FootballCliches He’s doing the return leg now… a real tease about Dion Dublin

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 A brief history of the Premier League tweeting "And breathe" 🔊 Commentators getting to scream their own name 🔊 Qatar ➡️ Kensington ➡️ Coventry: Keysey's 6,000-mile Instagram odyssey 🔊 AND MORE @CDEccleshare @D_C_W pod.fo/e/408073

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Can you re-visit Keysey’s pre-season predictions where I’m fairly certain that not only did he tip Brentford to finish bottom, but completely dismissed any hope for them in one sentence. They’re currently 7th with 5 games to go

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @CDEccleshare & @D_C_W on Monday... Let's have your questions, observations, football-linguistic ejaculations, footballers' names in things & anything else at all for the Adjudication Panel Cheers!

@FootballCliches @Nozza_ @CDEccleshare @JamesTMaw Surely for Keysey's racehorses, Andy's Gray must have come under consideration!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 The business end beginneth 🔊 The "freefall" threshold 🔊 Cliches podcasts in other podcasts, football clubs vs local universities, @Nozza_'s Richard Keys Enunciation Montage & MORE @CDEccleshare @JamesTMaw pod.fo/e/39cf57

@the_brick_news @Rob2K

LEGO is going to be releasing a brand new FIFA World Cup Trophy set in March 2026 for $179.99! More Football sets coming soon!

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Can we have a review of Charlie’s performance on Sunday Supplement this morning?

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @CDEccleshare & @D_C_W on Monday... Let's have your football-linguistic weekend material, unprecedented lines of questioning, footballers' names in things — or absolutely anything else at all — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

@FootballCliches @D_C_W @NickMiller79 I was in the gym last week and the person next to me was having a PT session. He was on his final set and the PT says “come on, we’re at the business end now.” Are we having this?

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @D_C_W & @NickMiller79 on Monday... Let's have your weekend wonderings, commentary curiosities, footballers' names in things — or absolutely anything else at all — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

@Rob2K We are not alike. My head is too big to put a pudding bowl on it

@DominicTrant Good luck ibiza boss. You gonna need it pal

#FPL is BACK!!! #GW1 Benchboost is a goo!! ©️🇪🇬👑 Dont forget to set your team early and chips activated. The site could go down 😂

@mjl1988 @Rob2K I have it on good authority as of 12:12, that this game will not end in a draw

@Rob2K Bet you're praying for a draw now.

Cricket... What an awful game. Terrible session for #TeamIndia The cause being Lord Krishna. The pair needs to do one. #ENGvsIND #ENGvIND

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W The commentator for RB Salzburg/Al Hilal has said that Al Hilal stunned the world with their 1-1 draw in their opening game against Real Madrid. Can you “stun the world” with a draw?

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @CDEccleshare & @D_C_W on Monday... Get in touch with your niche correspondence, obscure questions and other vital footballing minutiae and the Adjudication Panel will investigate. Cheers!

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W They say that the World Cup doesn’t start until Brazil play. Does the Club World Cup not start until Real Madrid have played?

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @CDEccleshare & @D_C_W on Monday... Let's have your niche footballing correspondence — from your levels of Club World Cup fever to anything else that's occupied you — for the Adjudication Panel's urgent attention. Cheers!

@FootballCliches surely Alan Shearer’s “someone’s been doing their homework” jibe at the commentator is the first usage since the pre-Gary Neville era?

@MarcherReborn During the election campaign, my "now MP" came and knocked on my door. Lib Dem fella, said he'd been working for the local council, hence had experience of local area. I asked him if he was responsible for the increase in my tax. He said yes. My vote went elsewhere.

Local councilors have been door knocking this week: Me: "Are you going to cut my council tax?" LibDems, Labour & Tories waffled on about "improving services" but couldn't answer this simple question. The Green Loon went on about the weather Reform chap: "Too right we will"

@FootballCliches Excellent managementship by meeself

New contender for "quote most vividly heard in that person's voice in my head" of all time

@DominicTrant On a blocking spree with this one

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Taking no prisoners this year. Already blocked 2 people and haven’t made it to the 14th yet

Losing to Leicester at home. It’s embarassin’ mate #MUFC

Could be the first time ever Arsenal lose a game on merit #NEWARS