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When reaching for your dog in the dark, he becomes like a Cheshire cat. Everything disappears except his butthole.
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Don Getschman
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Don Getschman
@DonGetschman
Photographer, Hiker, Nature Lover, Father
Plymouth, MI. USA Katılım Eylül 2011
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@Bob_Janke Sometimes you just have to get your shit together.
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Have too much chili? Try Uncle Scooter's Banana Flavored Stool Firmener
- "We'll help you shit a brick!"
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@LloydLegalist Perhaps a little "silent auction" amongst potential customers is in order?
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For sale: One casket. It’s a dead giveaway at this price!
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@BobGolen Ancient astronomers once referred to these as a "Plumbers Moon".
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@JimMcCue But tequila drinkers rarely lick the salt off the entire car.
... They do a sloppy half assed job.
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@MoreTwitty Maybe it's time I took a cold , hard look at myself.
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@BobGolen "... and then during that trip to Chicago last week, he SAT on me!
... for over 4 HOURS!!
... EACH DIRECTION!!!"
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@Bob_Janke Someone handed him the three items, then stole his designer shirt. This common scam is on the rise.
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He's 22 years old so his central nervous system is still developing
sid@immasiddx
Instagram growth gurus are so funny. He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink. He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth. He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭
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Cemetery owners beg heavy metal bands "please stop taking pictures in front of our arch"
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@BobGolen I sure hope Crakatoa doesn't erupt while our astronauts are still back there.
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I guess my second question would be why does your toaster have a volume control
Brian Stone@briandstone
I can’t go out with you tonight, I have to update my toaster.
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@sciencegirl That's one dude who won't be parking in HER spot again!
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@treydayway I hope it's not the same guy who decided to pea some soup?
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