Prince of Eldoret

President Kenyatta was spotted wearing the Arnold & Son – HM Perpetual Moon Ref. 1GLAR.I01A.C122A. Price: KES 2,172,964/-

Kalenjins pronounce Antony this way 😂

The question that @EPRA_KE needs to answer. We have always been told the purpose of G2G is to cushion us from external shocks. Now our fuel has gone up because of the war Why did our fuel prices not go down when global fuel prices were at an all time low last year?

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Mosquitoes when they see you in shorts:

The moment Rory claimed his second Green Jacket. #themasters

Arsenal 💔💔💔

Rory McIlroy sets a new record for the largest 36-hole lead. #themasters

Watch every one of McIlroy's 65 strokes that helped create the largest 36-hole lead in Tournament history. #themasters

🚜 💚 #JohnDeere

Kenyan urban millinenial men will never get over her. The Nia Long/Halle Berry effect localised

This app is sooo shitty. Every damn time.

Kids look like they’re being a bit loud during their father’s tv time

When fine shyt starts giving Late replies and being less talkative so you know your free trial is over💔

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Keiyo women make good wives, but shida ni hutawahi pumzika. For some weird reason, they have a perpetual fear of poverty, so their main mission kila siku ni kutafuta pesa. Ako na kazi mzuri ya parastatal Nairobi, lakini amekodisha mashamba za kulima viazi all the way from kwao Chepkorio hadi side ya Pokot huko Murkokoi. So even finding time to relax during the weekend is a pipe dream, juu lazima umzungushe kila corner to make sure farm workers hawakuli pesa ya dawa ya Blight. Apart from biashara ya viazi, she chips in to the family income na mambo ya dairy farming. To expand her empire further, mara ako na agrovet hapo Eldoret to “capture” ambitious farmers wa North Rift. Ameshika tender ya kusupply mayai in several hotels in the region, so ako na acre moja ya “greenhouse” hapo Kiplombe ya kuku wa broilers wamewekwa kwa program ya kutaga mayai 24/7 hadi hawaoni mbele. The weak ones wenye hawafikishi target, wanakuwa “summarized” and sold kwa fast food restaurants kama “improved kienyeji”. Even with several income streams, ukijaribu kuIntroduce idea ya kwenda Maasai Mara to cool off na kuona the “Big Five” before uende Sayuni, she will spit on the ground beside her in utter disappointment na akuambie haamini unataka kuharibu pesa, na hao wanyama wanakusumbua, unaweza waona “live live” kwa DSTV yenye amelipia premium.

The 2026 Champions Dinner portrait. #themasters

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@Lawkipkoech Nairobi

@Don_Tony Eldy?

Car Twitter I'm looking for this battery. Any leads would be appreciated 🙏🏾

@GasDruid It's the auxiliary battery. It needs replacement

@Don_Tony Kimeumana?