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@Nwa_Chukwuma @Updateboyx You did not make any sense

@Updateboyx You’re still obsessed with her that you have to go for her daughter, just to prove to yourself that you’re worthy of her blood. Sorry, but it’s not a flex.

Me and your daughter vibing to a new banger in 2046 after you rejected me in 2018

@aglassofvino__ @yxyiagain Interesting

@yxyiagain For every marker and every colour, it signifies the major tax head There's a marker for 'king of boys', a marker for 'wife of the king'(which isn't so often) Every 'owo da' agbero has a prominent figure as the head they collect money for

one illiterate go jump enter road, carry marker write one stupid number for your bus, cab or bike and driver go give them money. i no understand the transportation system of this country

@lovethirstybug @shubhvanii The effort in this case is being controlled. Here is saying the same thing

@shubhvanii just the way some men switch up when they realize they actually have to put in effort to make the relationship work 🙄

The way women switch up on you when they realize you aren't a simp is scary.

@QueenUjunwa1 Money is money. Doesn’t matter the amount

This guy told me he no dey leave him money for woman.🤣🤣 Lol, just because the conductor merged our change for us. His own is N300 while my own is N200. The conductor gave me 500 and zoom off. Immidaitley he said "aunty I no dey leave my money for woman". I looked I at him and gave him the N500 and told him, "when you reach house tell your family members that a woman dashed you money for the first time in your life" And I left. He just stand there looking at me🤣🤣🤣. You no dey give woman your money, e come be for N300. As if i beg you for money.😑

@It_michii @1meajay Who come Dey suffer am? 😅😅 Loser mentality

@1meajay i won’t even allow you to know i like you

slowly turns to resentment when you don't, mind you, you're not even aware she likes you.

@Prince_Bonny707 @xxelinam Society treat men like dumping grounds. Men should not feel pain or complain about it.

@xxelinam Does women really think like, this thing that I’m about to say will hurt my man so i shouldn’t 🤦🏽‍♂️😤

Honestly , this was really insensitive of Temi .

Random thought: Do wild carnivores care about flavor? Like, does a wolf notice if today's prey tastes a bit different or saltier than yesterday's? Biologically, they have taste buds, so technically... 🤷‍♂️🙂

Brother Gbenga, I have read and seen evil of every shade and colour but what happened to me was the kind of evil that i think the devil himself will become depressed if it fell victim of it as I have. I met my wife in 2016. She was a single mother of a six year old boy and a three year old girl. She was 28 years old at the time. I had never been married but I am four years older than her. We met at the church I was attending at that time. She was quiet, modest, humble and easy going. Her first marriage ended just before she delivered the second child. Her ex-husband just woke up and walked out of the marriage (according to her) Since 2016, I accepted her and her children as blessings of God to me and i made sure i showered them with love to the best of my ability. My wife insisted that i shoukd adopt the children formally and give them my name. I did so. It was also because I didnt want the stories spreading around in my former church after I proposed to her to get to the children that i left the church. We relocated to another part of the city to start our lives afresh. We are a very happy family. Since we got married, my wife never took in for me. When we went to the hospital to find out what was wrong, the doctor said it was only a matter of time before I become a father. Yesterday, I found out accidentally that my wife has been pregnant three times since we got married and she opted to abort the pregnancy without informing me about it. Her mother called from the USA where she went to do omugwo and she asked her what the delay was regarding her getting pregnant for me. My wife replied her mother through a voice note that she had taken in three times but chose to abort the pregnancy because she felt if i had my own children, i might change my good behaviour to the children she brought into the marriage. It was her mother that mistakenly forwarded the message to me. I have listened to it over fifty times. I have dropped her and her children off at her father's house this morning. I didnt tell her what i know I just told her and her children to pack all their clothes. I packed mine too. I told her my house was due for a remodelling courtesy of my recent promotion at work and we will have to keep out of the way for two weeks until it is done. I am forty two years old now. I am done with being used this way. I admit i have nothing and i have no one. It is not too late for me to build something tangible with my life. (Sorry i am sending this into your DM sir. I would have called but I am too heart broken to talk about all this at the moment.) E. M.

@Utd_don3ddy @IsabellaAmara1 Did you marry her?

@IsabellaAmara1 Obigawa, I have dated a 32 year old Chinese lady before

In China,once you are above 28 as a lady, nobody will marry you!

@Okanlawon___ @the_beardedsina Urinate away bawo 🤣🤣

@the_beardedsina Sometimes I don't take drug when I have Malaria, all I do is drink plenty water everytime and urinate it away without any medicine or injections

The answer is yes. But this is dependent. A little context , when we talk about malaria we also want to look at the burden. There are some places which are called "Endemic" Malaria is almost always present at any point in time Eg Nigeria, India etc. In these people you can check their blood, see few malaria parasites and they don't show symptoms Eg Me and you ( we are fine going to work, not complaining) but our blood can contain traces of the parasites. In all of these, your body still try to destroy cells that have malaria parasites which largely stays in your blood cells. BUUUTTTTTTT As the level of Malaria parasites get much, you start to develop some symptoms but if you ignore and it gets so much...The little malaria can become complicated malaria which kills millions of people every year. BUUUTTTTT This is different in people like children , people with Sickle disease, Pregnant women or those living in temperate Areas like USA,etc ( Who aren't used to malaria parasite). In them a little drop of malaria parasite that might not cause symptom in US can cause Severe Malaria in them. Owing to their immunity and naive immune response ( since it is not used to malaria) So yes your system is daily constantly fighting bacteria and viruses and many organisms If your immune system goes down, things that should not cause infection will cause infection Eg look at this picture. We all have Candida in our mouth but it is not causing infection But in diseases that bring down the immune system like being on Chemo, living with some viral diseases, Candida can grow on the mouth See this Picture again. That is Candida Fungi growing on the tongue

@theofficialdrl @itsSh0la Omo una Dey suffer for this relationship thing oo 🥲

@itsSh0la Nah me fuck up ajeh Big time

Text that girl you’re dating or that situationship you keep spending money on saying “Hi babe, I’m a little tight on cash at the moment. Could you help me with N100k?”. Drop a screenshot of her reply under this tweet. Let’s see what you’re dating.

I clocked something.. Rent is always paid for, nobody notices that the DSTV subscription hasn’t gone off since, nobody notices that the kids haven’t stayed home since they started schooling, nobody notices how the cooking gas is always filled when it finishes, notice how there’s always light in the house even with the crazy units, there’s always fuel in gen when there’s no light. Nobody appreciates the Man SPECIALLY for all these.. it’s seen as “that’s his job”.. he gets no special props for it. . . . . But the moment you ask why there’s no food in the kitchen and/or why the kitchen is dirty.. It becomes “You think it’s easy to cook and clean, appreciate and support her” Women want appreciation, support and incentives for their roles, while a Man wanting support for his own role is “not Man enough”. + When the Man supports her role, “He’s doing it for his family” When the Woman supports his role, “She’s doing it for HER MAN”(and not for the family) These are the issues… Men need to clock so many things and start speaking up more to regulate these narratives… we can’t continue keeping quiet.. na beg I dey beg una.

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card. They initially demanded 150k each. They were 4 in number. These are the names I could copy: Francis Adekunle 2087495551 Kuda Friday Ikpe 9136237110 Okay This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay @PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1 Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

@abbyiimu It stays locked in 🙃

una pregunta cuando no te tiras un pedo, el pedo se deshace o realmente te lo estás tirando para dentro?

@xlznpc @KarlJohanLundb2 The said individual may not just be interested in having one 🙃

@KarlJohanLundb2 i suspect that people who are objectively attractive and repulse others usually have some underlying issue that makes it difficult for them to get a partner

whenever i see an objectively attractive man say he can’t find a gf it genuinely raises so many red flags

@_iamkhenie @_SirDee_ That one sef Na vibe.

@_SirDee_ I’ll be the last person to catch the attention of the camera person or content creator. I no sabi vibe or dance. I just wan press phone and do small drinking.

One thing I dread about going to parties, raves, clubs, is the ‘media team’. A stranger capturing my ‘vulnerable’ moments on camera, to make it worse post me on IG as “content” I’m a reputable individual in my place of worship and at work, PLEASE!!!

@iammozes @Chi_lady_89 @cute_neye They want to eat their cake and have it

@Chi_lady_89 @cute_neye Thank you for this. Now women of these days want to change the fact that men are the prize and consider themselves the prize. But still maintain the fact that the man is the sole provider. Make it make sense.

“A lot of women think having options makes them the prize, until the man they want refuses to choose them.” In a world where women fight men to be equals, women think they are the prize, but we aren't. Women wake up and stop being delusional.

@Emiola_martian @ahmedhalimah02 @grok Werey no Sabi 😂

@ahmedhalimah02 @grok why did the clothes underneath the rubber burn and the rubber didn't?

Earlier today I was ironing some clients clothe with the gas iron when I had the sudden urge to use the toilet. I turned off the gas and went to the toilet. I went about with other things when I came out thinking the iron was off. Next thing I heard was Mummy your table is burning. I rushed down to find that the gas was still on and I had only increased the heat instead of turning it off. What amazed me was that the rubber iron mat that came with it didn't burn but everything beneath it melted. Does anyone know the kind of material they use in making the mat? Alhamdullilah, what if it happened during the week when my kids are not around? Why is it so hard to fix the power problem in this country so we don't have to resort to endangering our lives trying to solve problems that we shouldn't be having in 2026? In all, Alhamdullilah.

@asquareeeeee Too real🥲

Real niggas had that orijin phase…then got fucked by it and now even the small traumatizes you😭

@Mikeliberation Them use +Plus for him head 🥲

This Man Was About to Lose ₦25 Million to a Scam 😭 The man came into the bank to send ₦25 million to a foreign country. While processing the transaction, my friend who works in the bank asked what the money was for. The man explained that a foreign company wanted to buy some worthless shares he owned for ₦150 million. The company claimed it was acquiring bankrupt companies and buying up old shares from investors. The only condition was that he had to pay a processing fee of ₦25 million first. Immediately, my friend knew it was a scam. He explained everything to the man and even showed him that the shares were practically worthless. But the man refused to believe him. He said he had spoken to a woman who had already paid the fee and received her money. My friend asked how he got in touch with her. He said the same company had introduced him to her. My friend explained that the woman was probably part of the scam, but the man still insisted on sending the money. At that point, the bank refused to process the transaction and flagged the account. My friend said he also put notes on the account so that if the man went to another branch, they would refuse the transaction as well. I hope that guy eventually came to his senses.