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@SDamnDude @kamedwards_ Because niggaz are so afraid of being lonely they're willing to be pets to abusive females.

@kamedwards_ Nah, why do mfs date people that treat them that way?

@_Cudder It's unsustainable.

That’s how they’re getting their money up lol

@samisphere_ @eigensash No you're not. They're just speed-reading.

@eigensash Wow… in 3 days… I’m such a slow reader

@FLACKO444 Lol. Even celebs are regular folks, but this bitch thinks twitter niggaz are among the one percent.

i think the people calling folks twitter famous more lame lmao

@abbyjasmine Lol. He's the same nigga who said his rooms got rooms. Nigga dunno what a closet is.

that gotta be a health violation no?

“u ever made love to a thug in the club with his ice on? 87 jeans & a fresh pair of nikes on?” this nigga was fully clothed????

@royal_love04 @shik84633 @yannaarose_ @Lowkeypeso___ You said you didn't hear it on twitter, so I assumed you lived your life on the App.

@Donpels1 @shik84633 @yannaarose_ @Lowkeypeso___ I mean if your life does…I don’t really care??

I will die on the hill that women getting as big as a brick house and expecting their husbands to still be attracted to them sexually is some evil ass sht. Honor thy husband and thyself. Like WTF be going on fr. 😩

@KMNDR_ @EvieSolheim Lol. The writer and director needs to get their asses beat.

@EvieSolheim You missed the best part - She becomes a nun. lmao

Since everyone is Anne Hathaway-posting, I just really wanted to jump in to tell you she starred in a movie in 2023 where she's married to Peter Dinklage and he cheats on her with a tugboat captain (Marisa Tomei) then writes an opera about it. It did not do well on Rotten Tomatoes.

@royal_love04 @shik84633 @yannaarose_ @Lowkeypeso___ I forgot life starts and ends on Twitter.

@shik84633 @yannaarose_ @Lowkeypeso___ You rarely hear that on Twitter is what I am talking about

@SarahSpace__ @maynkydvv

@maynkydvv And everyone acts like you’re weird but don’t we all do thissss?? 😭🤲

talking to yourself is fun till u get caught 😭

@BlackFlagNow @shadowlegend69 @based_rowing @hbkhumanity Dumbass. Things are hard everywhere. That's the point, but apparently your brain is too smooth the point slides right off.

@Donpels1 @shadowlegend69 @based_rowing @hbkhumanity Your point is invalid by itself, the location just makes it funny.

This should have no meaningful impact on your life and if it does then you need to considerably reevaluate your spending habits.

@shadowlegend69 @based_rowing @hbkhumanity You silly buffoon. My location doesn't invalidate my point.

@Donpels1 @based_rowing @hbkhumanity

@based_rowing @hbkhumanity Sybau. Talking about managing finances when basic necessities are beginning to look like luxury cos of how expensive shit is. Ain't nobody tryna hear that shit

@hbkhumanity Your employer is not responsible for your inability to properly manage your finances.

@SidneyG41629545 @ConsoomerLs Some still do. I SMH everytime I see someone desperately trying to get onto Postgraduate school.

@ConsoomerLs People literally believed this from like 1992-2008.

“Finally, now that I’ve gotten my bachelor’s, master’s, and PhD at the age of 30, I can apply for my first real job. I’m sure I will get one quickly with my extensive academic background.”

@kenny6509 @Bubee_O First Impressions. Lol

Once, I wanted to ask a woman for directions. I said hello, but before I could even ask, she gave a very weird look and immediately told her she was not the one I was talking to. I said hello to the next woman beside her, and she politely, with a smile, directed me to the destination. The first woman tried to soften her gaze after the incidence, but I could not unsee the first look she had with someone she didn't even know before🫠

Forgot to gist you people how I sat beside one yt woman on the train today and she clutched her bag tight, so I dramatically clutched mine even tighter and even did a whole performance of shifting a little while looking fake terrified of her💀

@Bubee_O @_thecynic This is you

@_thecynic For here?! She dey crase. I wonder what’s inside her stupid bag asides maxed out credit cards.

@Chloe_bae28 @jujucide Not really. They let you know they don't gaf directly/indirectly. You just have to pay attention to their communication.

@jujucide Some people are pretty decent at hiding it

@Benbilliam @zoegoesrogue @bnswaaa This is so stupid

Our parents are chasing 60 with no grandchildren 😂😭

@SirmonPatrick @NetflixIsAJoke @rvinsoncomedy You don't have to. Just pirate it.

@NetflixIsAJoke @rvinsoncomedy I might have to renew Netflix just to see this special

Really makes you think. 🎤 Louis CK: Ridiculous

@fastestUFO @KittenFood77 Try reading the book. You'll love it more.

@KittenFood77 what a stupid fucking question. just fuck off

i'd watch the girl with the dragon tattoo if it was called the girl with huge tits and a fat ass

@htownhazelnut @luvrgrrrl777 Because parents can be clueless

@luvrgrrrl777 Why would you even consider that? Why would your mother think you should??

my mom is genuinely upset bc i don’t wanna take a 9-5 office job that’s a 6 dollar pay cut from what im getting paid now,,,, same hours per week. 6 dollars less an hour……. just for an office job. yeah i’m good on that actually