Patrick Sirmon

Bad jokes, but they worked.

@Tectone @Awk20000 It's the name "Hasan" that gotcha...if the name was something like "Brad" you would have been okay...

@Awk20000 Banned for 1 week because I said “Hasan jerks off to the thought of Asmongold responding to him” 🤣cyall in a week

Tectone banned on YouTube for 1 week

@brockpierson I never could get past the first disc 😞

Final Fantasy VII on PS1. 1997. Wow.

@rvinsoncomedy @9mmsmg 🫣

@9mmsmg @SirmonPatrick

Going to send this to my accountant and tell him his services will no longer be needed as I've found a new guy.

@ClownWorld That was frightening to watch

Meanwhile in China… 😭😆

@favoga_ I got it when it was in the bargain bin, had no idea about Final Fantasy at all...played it and learned that it was an awesome game.

当時リアルタイムでプレイしてた人に聞きたい。FFⅦって発売当初からすげぇぇてなってたの？

@DaveRamsey @rvinsoncomedy

Failure to file income tax returns is a federal criminal offense. If this applies to you as well, do not put this off another year. Danger, danger, danger. If you’re behind, initiate the filing immediately. Reconstruct the year or years as best you can, file something, and start cleaning it up. The IRS is far more likely to work with you when you come to them. If you're working your way out of a hole like this couple, don’t let this derail the progress you’ve worked so hard to make.

@xxChessMaster H1, B7

White to move! Mate in 2! 🧩 Can you find it? 🤔

@nonamechef419 @MattWalshBlog @KassyAkiva I think he was probably ordered to do so in order to make it appear more legitimate than 100% which would seem a bit fishy...nevertheless, he was probably killed for it regardless.

@MattWalshBlog @KassyAkiva But what’s up with the 0.07% variance? Someone hit the wrong button when voting? Poor guy won’t live to see tomorrow.

Say what you want about the guy but he obviously ran an extraordinary campaign

@ClownWorld I mean, at least he's moving around...

peak male athleticism

@SoltheHedgehog @naxenite @uniquemoviemom 🤔🫡

@SirmonPatrick @naxenite @uniquemoviemom That's just to convey to the audience that Bruce was manipulating things and the outcome. If you look at Evan's face he's questioning why he's doing these things himself.

Bruce Almighty was so underrated

@SoltheHedgehog @naxenite @uniquemoviemom The teleprompter could definitely explain away half of it, but Bruce was in the background making the identical gestures with his mouth that Evan was...alas we have arrived at an undeniable plot-hole 😔, no sleep for me tonight

@SirmonPatrick @naxenite @uniquemoviemom It's... definitely the harder thing to put an explanation to. You could also chalk it up to getting the jitters since he was new to the position.

@naxenite @uniquemoviemom @SoltheHedgehog this one though! 😬

@SirmonPatrick @uniquemoviemom Also getting Evan fired too

@iFightForKids @GmorganJr 🔥

@GmorganJr Disagree. That's like saying we should let a pedo go through with it before getting him because it hasn't happened yet. We all see where this is going

I disagree with this strategy. At this moment, this is not the “forever war” some claim it to be. It could become that, but it isn’t right now. If everything you say about this conflict is true, wouldn’t it be better to stay and guide strategy as much as you can? There may be a time to resign, but now isn’t that time. Bad call.

@SoltheHedgehog @uniquemoviemom I'll buy that! Finally I can sleep at night 😅

@SirmonPatrick @uniquemoviemom If he just makes the cars move on their own, it's not free will being affected. It's the mechanical aspects of the car.

@OpieRadio You've been on a roll lately Ope! 😂

Did she ask for the Laura Loomer!?!

@BestMovieMom This time, it's even quieter 😮

🚨Cillian Murphy and Emily Blunt will officially return in John Krasinski's 'A QUIET PLACE III'

@j_fishback Dude, please make sure you have very good security.

It is evil to turn to a single mom and say we don’t have money for you and your child, but we have money to send to Israel. As Governor, I’ll divest from Israel and reinvest in our communities.

@ClownWorld I mean, it looks like he just gave them pizza.

Someone thought it would be funny to give pizzas filled with laxatives to homeless people Some people are seriously sick in the head