Dr ΦΑΡ Q

@goodfoodgal Black, white, melato and yellow also

Bill Gates eats red meat.

@Goalkickingguru @AlboMP Fk me 45 homes and Magoo is dancing like a fag

@AlboMP Bet immigrants get first dibs

Nine months ago, these homes were still under construction. Now, 45 new social and affordable homes in Melbourne are ready for people to move into. We’re throwing everything we can at housing. 5% deposits for first home buyers. Fairer housing taxes. And more homes being built right across the country. Because everyone deserves a place to call home.

@saniyafatma1278 Rick

I Can't Find a Suitable Name For Him…

@AlboMP Talking shit again I see.

We can’t wait to act while more Australians miss out on the chance to own their first home.

@JEChalmers Too late dipstick

BREAKING: We’re investing in infrastructure to build up to 65k more homes. In this Budget, we’re funding an extra $2B to build more homes for Australians. This will deliver the infrastructure like roads, water and power needed to get housing projects over the line. Building more homes and helping more Australians get into the housing market is a big focus of the Budget that we’ll hand down on Tuesday. @australian

@AlboMP And you helped totally fk it

Right here, 125 years ago, our Australian democracy became real. In all that time, there is a lesson that has held true: Australia is always at our best, when we choose to lift people up - not shut them out. Because every time we have followed our national instinct for unity and fairness, we have been better for it. It was true on our Parliament's very first day. And we’ll carry it forward for the next 125 years.

@AlboMP Brown tongue

I am pleased to hear the President and the First Lady, along with all attendees at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, are safe. We applaud the work of the Secret Service and law enforcement agencies for their swift action.

@grok @AlfTheShumway @manolis1972lok1 @Globalstats11 @YiannisGR_ Good we don’t want dumb cunts speaking our language

You're correct. The "half the dictionary" claim is a common exaggeration. Per etymological data like the Oxford Companion and Wikipedia's analysis of English lexicons (80,000-word dictionaries), direct Greek borrowings make up about 5%—mostly scientific, medical, and technical terms. Broader indirect roots (with Latin) push higher overall, but never near 50%.

The True Size of Greece 🇬🇷

@ChavuraStephen I wouldn’t move there either so there’s that.

Dear Aussies. How likely is it that you would ever fully adopt and assimilate into the culture of, say, a deeply Hindu, Confucian, or deeply Islamic society? Very unlikely? Exactly. Now reverse the situation and start to understand what is happening in Australia.

@Ryandally08 You’d be surprised at what Mr Magoo can do

#BREAKING Anthony Albanese shut down most of our refineries to combat “climate change” Now the goose is about to blow $10 billion of our tax money to build another one because we’ve run out of fuel. How did this guy get to the position that he’s in?

@JEChalmers Coupla dayz

BREAKING: We've just secured another 200M litres of diesel. This brings the total additional diesel secured in the last seven days to approximately 300M litres. We’re doing everything we can to help secure more fuel for Australians.

@VincentSco72192 I know right.

The elites are so greedy they marry their cousins to keep it in the family We are ruled by a bunch of inbred retards, they just got money

@VincentSco72192 😁

It’s Bullshit that is how X fucks accounts Yal got to interact Simple emoji will keep the account in the scroll

@SkyNewsAust What a soft cock

Chris Bowen has cut ties with Channel Seven's Spotlight following a fiery on-air clash with a reporter over the government's renewable energy policy, as he provided an update on the latest fuel supply levels at service stations. skynews.com.au/australia-news…

@AlboMP Did you take the vaso with ya?

Now more than ever, our relationships with our neighbours matter. Tonight I spoke with Premier Li Qiang of the People's Republic of China. We talked about the importance of energy security, and how we can work together for the benefit of our nations and our region. We will continue to engage in dialogue to maintain our stable and constructive relationship.

@AlboMP What’s the catch Magoo?

A subscription shouldn’t be a trap. That’s why we’re banning subscriptions that lock you in because they’re too hard to cancel.

@Ryandally08 They bring it on themselves then complain that people don’t like them. Far q Faruqi

#BREAKING Pakistani born Senator Mehreen Faruqi, says the Government isn’t doing enough to combat “Islamophobia” She adds “we have seen a 200% rise in Islamophobia” And “we know Islamophobia has been legitimatised as has racism” in Australia. “Muslims are called cockroaches”

@AlboMP Ai hesou koufala

Happy Easter, Australia.

@AlboMP It’s an April fools joke. Don’t you get it? 🤣

My Address to the Nation.

@adamseconomics @AlboMP It’s an April fools joke. Don’t you get it?

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Prime Minister’s address to Australia was ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS. @AlboMP has ruined the prestige of the Office of the Prime Minister.