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Good morning my muchachos, it'd be a darn shame if we tagged @bennyjohnson and @Timcast with the hashtag #PutinPaidYou all day today. Show them the money trail. #smokefleet

Hey my muchachos, let's spend the day reminding everyone that Donald Trump was #EpsteinsBestFriend #smokefleet, roll out

Elon Musk has taught me that with effort, a strong entreprenueurial spirit, an emerald mine, a lot of exploitation, self-dealing, white privilege, a bad hair transplant, supplemental testosterone, an expired student visa, a charity that gives money to itself, ecstasy, ketamine, weed, cocaine, Ozempic, people loathing you so much they pay you to go away and most of all a sh*tload of government subsidies, you can accomplish whatever you want in America.

@MeghanMcCain The ballroom is lame, stupid, and your daddy would have hated it. How’s that?

I don’t want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump’s new ballroom at the White House.

The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency bbc.in/4tkKWyi

@KatieMiller So you’re saying your husband is actually Liberal?

Liberal men aren’t attractive.

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump You are a joke. You believe in nothing. Your father would be so ashamed

I had received some questions about President @realDonaldTrump's recent posts, and here are my thoughts: I do not believe President Trump would knowingly depict himself as Jesus Christ—that would certainly be inappropriate. I’m thankful the President has made it very clear that this was not at all what he thought the AI-generated image was representing—he thought it was a doctor helping someone, and when he learned of the concerns, he immediately removed the post. When I looked at the illustration, I didn’t jump to the same conclusion as some. There were no spiritual references—no halo, there were no crosses, no angels. It was a flag, soldiers, a nurse, fighter planes, eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and I think this is a lot to do about nothing. There is so much ill-intended speculation. I think his enemies are always foaming at the mouth at any possible opportunity to make him look bad. And the illustration from someone else he reposted on Truth Social yesterday, I must say that I like the fact that this is a picture of Jesus whispering in his ear, or at least His hand on his shoulder, guiding him. We all need that—we all need to be listening to Jesus. Again, I think there is an attempt to spin this into something that it isn’t. Remember, President Trump didn’t draw this, he didn’t create it, he reposted it on his social media because he thought it was nice—I would have to agree. I’m not a Catholic, I’m an evangelical, but I appreciate how President Trump has defended religious freedom for people of all faiths, including millions of evangelicals and Catholics in the U.S. and around the world. He is the most pro-Christian, pro-life president in my lifetime, and he doesn’t shy away from it. I would hope that the President and Pope Leo can meet at some point, and that the Pope would have the opportunity to thank the President for his efforts to protect religious liberty for Catholics and people of all faiths.

@RepBoebert @ericswalwell What about Tony Gonzales and Trump?

I am introducing a privileged resolution to censure Eric Swalwell. According to 4 witnesses, including a former employee, Rep. Swalwell has been sexually harassing and raping women. @ericswalwell is exactly why Americans hate politicians and I am going to make sure that every member has an opportunity to condemn his conduct.

@RepNancyMace *abused by Jeffrey Epstein AND Donald Trump*

We want the truth. The women and children abused by Jeffrey Epstein deserved protection. They didn't get it. Not from the justice system, not from the institutions meant to serve them. Every sealed file and redacted name protects abusers at the expense of victims. It's time to expose these predators for what they really are.

@AriFleischer And spelling obviously doesn’t for wannabe fascists

I’m reliably told he routinely flys first class. Socialism works well for hypocrites.

@WhiteHouse This dude is shitting in his diaper while fantasizing about raping little kids.

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, it's the American way.

@RepNancyMace Nope that’s all on you

To everyone having issues at the airport right now: thank the Left for refusing to fund the Department of Homeland Secuirty.

@PolitiBunny Glad you have an extra $20 to spend on a poll tax to vote

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@SenJohnKennedy It’s a shame we can’t get our Republican friends on board with not protecting pedophiles

If we can’t get my Democratic friends on board with showing an ID to vote and not forcing girls to compete with biological males in sports, they really are 10 exits past normal.

@nypost Pedophile blusters to distract world from the fact that he is a pedophile.

Fuming Trump issues fiery ultimatum to Iran over Strait of Hormuz trib.al/OUBQdPf

@SecDuffy @TSA @POTUS All Republicans fault

🚨ICE AGENTS are trained and ready to GO to airports to provide assistance to @TSA while democrats continue to play their political games. @POTUS will do what it takes to keep AMERICAN FAMILIES FIRST 🇺🇸✈️

@SenFettermanPA And we have the Republicans and you to thank for it

This mayhem came from a very specific choice to shut DHS down. Pure mass chaos that I refuse to vote for. Can you imagine what this must be like for the UNPAID TSA employees and people that are desperate to make their flight??

@BasedMikeLee Nope. You are the liar, and most people know it

Senate Democrats are still blocking DHS funding—leaving 260,000 American families without a paycheck Meanwhile, they’re still using lies in their opposition to the SAVE America Act We won’t stop until both of these problems are fixed

@BasedMikeLee Traitor

Just finished another round of refuting disingenuous arguments raised by Senate Democrats against the SAVE America Act It appears they don’t have any non-disingenuous arguments Which is why we’re going to win—as long as we debate this long enough

@WhiteHouse Pedophile says what?

"If the Radical Left Democrats don’t immediately sign an agreement to let our Country, in particular, our Airports, be FREE and SAFE again, I will move our brilliant and patriotic ICE Agents to the Airports where they will do Security like no one has ever seen before..." - President Donald J. Trump