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@Sam1Kia ما دو تا کامپیوتر رو توی آموزشگاه با هم با پورت پارالل پرینتر وصل میکردیم و با نورتون کامندر فایل جابجا میکردیم

پیر شدیم رفت. نصفتون تاحالا نه سی‌دی خام دیدید نه دستگاه رایتر. وسطش یهویی سی‌دی هم سوخت میشد. Nero Burning Rom.

@Z46566 @erfanafre ویندوز ۲۰۰۰ پروفشنال شاهکار سیستم‌های عامل جهان بوده هست و خواهد بود. هنوز روح اون مرحوم در کالبد سیستم‌های عامل کلاینت و سرور مایکروسافت زندگی می‌کنه.

@erfanafre به خدای احد و واحد هنوز رودست ویندوز۲۰۰۰ - سرویس‌پک ۴ نیومده!

چیزه می‌گم شما هنوز Service Pack 2 یادتونه؟ 😂

@shiningiz من نه فقط دو بار شامپو میزنم، دفعه دوم با برس پلاستیکی پوست سرم رو هم کامل می‌شورم. از وقتی اینکار رو کردم بهش معتاد شدم و مشکل شوره سرم کلا از بین رفت

نمیدونم کی،کِی و چرا بهم گفت سرت رو هر بار میری حموم دوبار شامپو بزن، ۳۰ ساله دارم اینکارو میکنم و نمیتونم ترکش کنم.

@MansoorO53733 @jugofoleum @LicenseProApp @alphafox We wash our entire body once or often twice a day during a proper shower that's also invented by Western people. If you shower once a week, that sucks and you need to do that more often. And please shave too preferably once a day. Trust me, it's cleaner that way.

@Doodmanlj @jugofoleum @LicenseProApp @alphafox yeah so filthy we literally wash ourselves 5 times a day and clean our ass with water after defecating. You on the other hand wash your ass once a week and walk around with shit stains. Don't talk about hygiene lil bro, you got nothing.

This woman clearly doesn't know how to use toilet paper correctly:

@MansoorO53733 @LicenseProApp @alphafox You answered my question with a question. I showed you evidence that according to chapter 9 Muhammad was curious and Asked the people of Quba how they cleaned themselves and they said water and you came back with BS asking you think they didn't know that? Wtf man

@Doodmanlj @LicenseProApp @alphafox lol can't be reasoned with. Just because you lost the argument because you were massively blindsided by your lack of knowledge

@VictoryLaps1913 @MansoorO53733 @LicenseProApp @alphafox I simply said the custom of washing yourself after defecating was originally a Jewish thing and Muslims learnt from them.

@Doodmanlj @MansoorO53733 @LicenseProApp @alphafox In 1492, Ottoman Sultan Bayezid II dispatched the Ottoman Navy, commanded by Admiral Kemal Reis, to Spain to rescue Sephardic Jews and Muslims fleeing the Spanish Inquisition. People like you say Jews have been hated for centuries,yet you can’t say why especially from Europe😂

@jugofoleum @MansoorO53733 @LicenseProApp @alphafox These people are amongst the filthiest of all people and have the audacity to call everyone else filthy and you just can't reason with them. I have tried my entire life and failed. They have chosen to be blind followers of that filthy sex addict they call their prophet.

@MansoorO53733 @Doodmanlj @LicenseProApp @alphafox I don’t care about your post hoc justification of why the water was/is considered pure. The fact of the matter is that there were dead dogs and menstrual rags inside the water, and Muhammad snorted this water. So perhaps you shouldn’t call others unhygienic.

@MansoorO53733 @LicenseProApp @alphafox You Muslims just can't be reasoned with. I've live with you and know you like the back of my hands. Good bye

@Doodmanlj @LicenseProApp @alphafox lol did you know chapter 9 is "madinan" chapter, which means it was revealed at least 13 years after his prophethood. The first 13 were in Mecca. Is your argument that they didn't wash with water until 13 years later? Rethink bro.

@MansoorO53733 @LicenseProApp @alphafox

@Doodmanlj @LicenseProApp @alphafox you mean the Jews the Muslims literally gathered to bring them back to live in peace in Palestine? Jews still spit at Christians in Jerusalem so don't talk about hygiene. Muslims got it directly from prophet Muhammad.

@MansoorO53733 @LicenseProApp @alphafox The Muslims learnt it from the Jewish people of Quba, so now go thank the Jews

@LicenseProApp @alphafox thank the Muslims yet again for something they eradicated from the European dark ages

@akramcodez SuSE

name a tech company that has literally zero haters

@Dussyme Homo sapiens

Without GOOGLING?

@DearS_o_n Buy a second hand BMW

As a man, what's the fastest way to go broke?

@KE_MrBlack Can you lift yourself up but pulling up your own belt?

Why can’t electric cars recharge their batteries by generating electricity from the motion of their wheels while driving?

@kinthewildernes کباب کوبیده رستوران دورچین توی بالکام هیلز رو من خیلی دوست دارم ولی خیلی محیطش کوچکه. غذاش عالیه ولی

ازینکه هر چی رستوران و سوپر مارکت ایرانی جذاب و جالب میبینم همشون ونکوور و تورنتو و لس انجلس هست، ناراحتم. واقعا چرا بیزینسای ایرانی سیدنی شبیه رستوران بین راهیا و بقالیای دهه ٨٠ ان

چه اروپا در کنار ما باشد، چه نباشد، چه روزنامه‌نگاران شما کار خود را انجام دهند، یا ندهند، چه سیاستمداران شما شجاعت اقدام داشته باشند یا نه، من برای مردم و کشورم مبارزه خواهم کرد. حتی اگر مجبور باشیم این کار را به‌تنهایی انجام دهیم، تا زمانی که ایران آزاد شود، مبارزه خواهیم کرد.

🚨PRINCE REZA PAHLAVI JUST WENT FULL NUCLEAR ON THE ENTIRE EU PRESS & PARLIAMENT! 🔥🧨 I want to speak DIRECTLY to the people of Europe. In the past two weeks I held TWO MAJOR press conferences — one in Stockholm, one in Berlin. Over 150 JOURNALISTS showed up. We spent MORE THAN TWO HOURS with them… And guess what? NOT ONE SINGLE of those 150 journalists asked about the 40,000 IRANIANS SLAUGHTERED on the streets of my country on January 8th and 9th! NOT ONE asked about the 19 political prisoners EXECUTED in the last two weeks. When I told them 20 more are currently sentenced to death — CRICKETS. Not a damn question. I stood right next to a grieving mother and father who lost their sons in that massacre and begged them to listen to their stories… NOT A SINGLE ONE of those 150 journalists asked them a thing. Let that sink in. My 40,000 BRAVE INNOCENT COMPATRIOTS who were butchered fighting for liberty? They don’t give a damn. They are too busy criticizing America and Israel for taking out the dictator who’s been slaughtering our people for 47 YEARS — instead of going after the regime that’s actually doing the killing! They’d rather dig up Iran’s history than talk about what’s happening RIGHT NOW or the free democratic Iran we’re fighting for. One EU parliament member even had the nerve to say Iranians aren’t ready for democracy. To that coward and to every fake journalist in the room I say this: Iranians aren’t just “ready” for democracy… 40,000 of them just DIED for it! And I will NOT let their blood be in vain. SO HEAR ME LOUD AND CLEAR: Whether Europe stands with us or not… Whether your journalists do their damn jobs or not… Whether your politicians grow a spine or not… I WILL FIGHT FOR MY PEOPLE AND MY COUNTRY. Even if we have to do this ALONE — we are fighting until IRAN IS FREE! 🇮🇷💪 #RezaPahlavi‌ForIran @PahlaviReza

@khashayarkc @ArianisDrama شما اگر بخوای توی سهام اهرم ۵ برابر بگیری یا باید خیلی ماهر باشی یا دیوانه ولی همین کار توی ملک کاملا بدون ریسک هست و یک شبه ورشکسته نمیشی

@Doodmanlj @ArianisDrama خوب منظورم اینه تو سهامم میتونی ازش استفاده کنی درسته؟

Whether or not Europe stands with us, whether or not your journalists do their jobs, whether or not your politicians demonstrate the courage to act, I will fight for my people and my country.

@khashayarkc @ArianisDrama دقیقا

@Doodmanlj @ArianisDrama Leverage???