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@joerichlaw I believe the other officer realised it was all nonsense; he looked embarrassed standing there next to his gobshite mate.

What the hell has gone wrong with policing in Britain? The pubs have been allowed to use their outside space again already, too. This is both a massive waste of time and an abuse of power by these officers.

@AnthNFS How can they deny two-tier policing? It's not like they even hide it.

We must demand the immediate release of the bodycam footage from the recent unlawful arrest in Birmingham. The handling of this incident is a blatant failure of duty, as the arresting officer targeted the white male as the aggressor despite the clear reality of the situation. It is impossible that the officer did not see the two black males actively attacking him before charging in to make the arrest. @BrumPolice are now requesting people stop sharing the footage. The police have learned nothing from the death of Henry Nowak. Video credit to @KnockoutAudit Shame on you @BrumPolice you have failed your city.

@London_W4 @SandyofSuffolk It is evident that policing has changed considerably and now has a more sinister role in society. The thought of where our nation will be in a few short years is terrifying.

I am having a drink this evening with a friend in a Chiswick pub. Two policemen have just come into the pub and asked me to step outside. I have stepped outside and they have threatened me because I tweeted about a councillor banning seating outside pubs in Chiswick. They admit on video (watch it!) that I did not break the law at all. They came to threaten me. To warn me off tweeting about councillors and the council. This is modern Britain. This is the police state. Please, please, please watch this video. It does involve me using very bad language, but this has got to be seen. Police coming out to threaten someone who hasn’t committed a crime. I’m fuming.

Why can't airplanes have bigger windows?

What else can we do on our last night in Tenerife but eat and drink everything in the fridge?

Tonight is our last meal out in Tenerife before returning home tomorrow. I've just discovered it's hotter back home than here. I'm not remotely pissed off. Honest 🤥

When I get home, I will be leaving the owner of this villa a top rating, especially for providing this extra-large wine glass. 😆

“Shamone” 🎵🎵

Little road trip today. On our way to visit El Teide, the third tallest volcano on earth, apparently.

@TheGriftReport Good for the farmer. I really hope some people left their windows down. 🤣

Furious farmer sprays dozens of luxury cars with thick cow slurry after drivers ignored signs and illegally parked in his field during the scorching Bank Holiday heatwave. The chaos unfolded near Rydal Water in the Lake District, Cumbria, where at least 20 vehicles, including Mercedes, Jaguars and BMWs, were left covered in manure. Clear signs reading “Polite Notice, DO NOT PARK IN THE FIELD” and “SHEEP IN FIELD” were completely ignored, with drivers even moving rocks that had been placed to block access. The farmer drove his slurry tanker up and down the field, calmly hosing down every car in the baking heat. Cumbria Police have confirmed they were called and are investigating, but many locals are saying the drivers got exactly what they deserved. Classic case of “park like an idiot, pay the price.” Do you think he did the right thing?

Wow, a massive thunderstorm here in West Yorkshire. I haven't experienced one like this since I was a child.

It's registering 27° in this truck. I'm so glad I don't have to spend nights out in one of these sweatboxes.

Very tempted to sleep outside tonight.

No matter how hot it gets, there will always be someone wearing a big coat. 🥵

@LangmanVince I don't understand why people take such crazy risks.

What happened to those divers in the Maldives was truly horrific!

@London_W4 @DawnNeesom @GBNEWS Well said Alastair

Good morning you beautiful people and what better way to start your Sunday morning, than by watching me on the telly yesterday. Here I am with the lovely @DawnNeesom on @GBNEWS talking about the Unite the Kingdom March. (I’m not sure why they edited part with just a film of flags instead of my beautiful face. I can only assume they were worried you’d have too much of a good thing. Keep watching and listening through that though as I do reappear).

@Inevitablewest Why is wanting the best for your country considered such a negative thing? Very strange.

🚨BREAKING: The legacy media are squirming as they watch MILLIONS of Brits march towards Parliament Square This is what revolution looks like. 🇬🇧

@JamesMelville I’d be more impressed seeing them down the pub playing pool or darts.

Here’s Andy Burnham having a run. Politicians are a very strange bunch. So many of them like to get the TV cameras on them when they are jogging. Even the rather hefty Boris Johnson repeatedly did this. Why do politicians do this sort of thing? It’s so weird.

I keep checking in, hoping to see a big announcement about Starmer's resignation, but no such luck. He is like a turd that refuses to flush.

Mid-May hailstorms. We were promised global warming, so no more eco-friendly straws in this house. 🥶