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@MarathonArchive undo the knife nerf, buff punches!

🚨 NEW: Marathon Update 1.0.5.3 - UI • Fixed Vault/Armory appearing empty • Fixed Armory refresh + free daily items not showing consistently Combat • Knife nerf: lunge distance ↓ ~10%, targeting angle ↓ ~20% • Bubble Shield: rarity ↑ to purple, HP ↓ 33%, Volt vulnerability removed, +17% resistance vs UESC Runners • Melee bonus vs players reduced (max 100% ➝ 50%, PvE unchanged) Fixes • Thief grapple/slide exploit patched • Traxus contract requirement eased • Cryo Archive exfil reset bug fixed

@Hypnotik544032 You sure?

Dragapult is doing the broke boyfriend hug

@WickedWizard15 Hate sells

Explain to me the Marathon hate

Raw as HELL

Pulls out a comically large spoon

@Drestrein They're coming back...

Can anyone explain to me what the heck a pokemon V is?

@Mellow_Magikarp Instant speed mechanics in pokemon would be diabolical

Go ahead and post your April Fools cards and such I'm numb to them after this gem

@horrormuseum So delete the interaction bait misinfo

OKAY so apparently this is an April fool's, but it totally fooled us. Sorry about that!

Apparently this is NOT an April Fools joke

It's peak

@FanaticsCollect is this not just recall? whatever it's a meme have your interaction

A Stanford study found that people who played Pokémon heavily as kids developed a small region of the brain that responds specifically to Pokémon characters. Researchers scanned adults who grew up playing on Game Boy and showed them images of Pokémon like Pikachu and Bulbasaur. Their brains lit up in the same exact spot, a consistent area in the visual cortex tied to recognizing specific categories of objects. The reason comes down to childhood. When you’re young, your brain is more flexible, and spending hours memorizing hundreds of similar-looking Pokémon essentially trained it to carve out space just for them. (via @Stanford)

Rest in peace poliwhirl

@AlexB207Swag The blue checkmarks gotta pay rent soon

what the fuck is crimson desert or whatever its called i only heard about it yesterday why are all the comments about it😭😭😭

This is rough, man

We got fat pikachu at the function hell yeaaaaaaah!

It's time.

It's time

1/1 fish that I hate

Absolutely beautiful purple sleeves