DoomSausages
607 posts
Thank you for the world wide web, sir Tim Berners-Lee
Altus@PunishedAltus
Ray Peat was able to regrow his foreskin by covering the glans, shaft, and scrotal area with progesterone in vitamin e oil daily for months
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Just been out on my ‘new’ sailing boat. The guy I’ve bought it off, who’s owned it since brand new in 1981, took me for a sail to show me how it all works. What a blooming perfect way to spend time, sailing along the beautiful River Deben from Woodbridge. I shall now go to a pub to celebrate.
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@potatoslav @Wernochgleich You do look a little like the Hellman's factory, ngl.
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@Wernochgleich idk what do i look like the hellman’s factory?
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Germans always use mayo on their fries so i started doing that too and i always noticed that it tasted kinda mustardy but assumed it was bc they probably get mixed since the containers are next to each other. but i was eating some at home last night and noticed it still tasted mustardy. checked the ingredients and it says SENF in big letters. none in American mayo. had no idea. even the Hellman’s adds it for the Euros. the more u know.
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@VintageMrHobbes Maybe being sucked into Hinckley Point C is what the Twait Shad really wants?
Something to ruminate on, Tony "enemy of progress" Juniper.
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@CageFooName Are you sneakily making me think about Bryan Johnson's girlfriend?
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Paging Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers.
Curiosity@CuriosityonX
When Pythagoras was looking at his triangles, this tree was already 1,000 years old. This tree was around well before Alexander the great. Olive trees are as close to immortal as it's possible to be. This particular one is in Crete, Greece and it is three and a half thousand years old.
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I don’t think there was a single day in the 1980s when he didn’t make a TV appearance
Killer Cosmonaut@kitschkong
Remembering British heavyweight boxer Henry Cooper on his birthday (May 3, 1934 – May 1, 2011). Cooper was undefeated in British and Commonwealth heavyweight championship contests for twelve years, and held the European heavyweight title for three years.
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Business idea: signmaker for the National Trust.
Guaranteed millions.
Bovril-Gesellschaft@BovrilG
Your universe has no meaning to the National Trust. They will not try to understand. They will make a fairly poor cafe from their historically much better cafes…
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BREAKING: I have received information that Dr Eastland Staveley is working at @DHUHealthCare today as a GP.
Complaints have been filed with the @GMCUK, the police, and now directly with DHU.
This is a matter of public interest. British patients deserve to know.
Dr Rahmeh Aladwan@doctor_rahmeh
UPDATE: Dr Eastland Staveley, the zionist jewish GP who said he didn't shoot enough babies is reportedly back working for Leicester out of hours DHU (@DHUHealthCare, @Leic_hospital). Meanwhile, myself and other doctors are suspended by @gmcuk for opposing genocide & supremacism.
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Reminder again that these are NOT Met police officers.
They are IDF-trained Jewish vigilantes known as "Shomrim".
They operate in Jewish communities throughout Europe and North America, posing as police without any standardized training or accountability.
Osita Mba@DrOsitaMba
We must stand with @ZackPolanski at this critical moment. The Establishment and their minions are telling us to reject the evidence of our eyes and ears.
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Is Alan Sugar ok? Not seen him comment on pictures of things lately.
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Another piece of penetrating investigative journalism from me
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I think most of the public are horrified that MPs continue to defend the idea they can get drunk at work and then go to vote.
Lots of people work hard. It's incredibly out of touch from Labour MPs in particular.
The News Agents@TheNewsAgents
"No one votes the wrong way because they've had a pint... It'd be amazing to meet an MP who didn't smell of alcohol back in the day" Green MP Hannah Spencer has sparked debate after criticising MPs drinking inside Parliament – so, should it be banned? thenewsagents.co.uk/article/should…
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@SuellaBraverman Miliband is in your utility room with a sack truck right now, Suella.
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Right, that’s it.
He’s crossed a line.
As a mum of two young children, our tumble dryer is in use almost every day!
Miliband better not come anywhere near my lifesaver…
The Telegraph@Telegraph
🗣️ Why else would Labour’s green dictator go to war on a mother’s most prized possession: her tumble dryer? Ella Whelan reacts to Ed Miliband's plan to limit new sales of tumble dryers ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/3…
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