Robert Sacauskas

@BitLifeApp Ive murdered an entire royal bloodline to aquire the king title. Very literally every bit of 13 people stood between me and the crown. I have also married and murdered my way to billions. Using the celebrity dating feature comes in clutch...

That's on financial literacy 😬 What's the craziest thing you've done for money......IN BITLIFE!!? 💅 #BitLife

@streetmediatv There really is no point in arguing these things on the spot. They have a job to do, just like everyone else. Let the judge be the one to tell the cop "hey, you fucked up and now he gets paid". Be smooth with them, they'll be smooth with you.

Female Cop Thinks Eating Inside A Car Is A Crime

@weed_wavee Not sure this is the first time someone did this... but uhh... cool story bro

First guy to die from smoking weed lol😄

@ZXZZZThanks See... ive almost done this once... i didnt, but I almost did. But ill never make the same mistake again.

Reckless driving almost cost her the life😭💔 she literally had her eyes glued on the phone while driving damnit

@Lethamyr_RL @RocketLeague I want to be able to use the anniversary ball... would be cool.

Hey @RocketLeague it's been over 10 years of the ball having this crack in it that you can see through, do we think someone can fix this?

@alphafox Shoot him. Thats not a man, that's a hallow shell of a human being controlled by mimic or something. Because no way did he just look at those wings and go "these are from wingstop" and eat those mashed potatoes and yet call them unsatisfactory. Its whats for dinner assface.

What an ungrateful faggot.

@ShareGamePlay This just made the power pack now basically the easiest thing to make money. Probably right below doing circuit experience.

You can now use your garage cars for the Power Pack races #GT7

@BitLifeApp I want to be an absolute Business mogul. I want multiple businesses. Make it reasonable and limit to like 5 or something but allow me to have multiple businesses. I want BILLIONS in my bank account each year. Not millions.

what’s a feature you’ve ALWAYS wanted in BitLife but we haven’t added yet? 🤔

@PastorPatrickW @LoudOutside Thats your perception of a life. You worked hard as a child so you had no childhood. Thats not the life we live nor want to live. Everyone says "work smart, not hard" well guess what, this is part of that.

As an Xer....I am sick of crybaby younger people....get off the pot and video games and go out and compete as a man....get out of mommy's basement....go back to votech school, learn a trade and get a work ethic. I started getting up hay on local farms and mowing yards at 8....have not stopped working since....that is life for a man...

Woman questions what's going on with 18-30 year olds these days - They're sleeping all day, gaming all night, hiding from their parents and the world, smoking weed, and refusing to grow up. It feels like an epidemic — driven by endless gaming escapes..

@WillM39557849 @AmazingSights Fair... but put it against an equally aggressive shark then... probably along the lines of a thrasher shark?

@DoorSnatcher @AmazingSights Those are Nurse Sharks. Totally harmless to the croc.

Crocodile surrounded by sharks

@DailyLoud @grok please tell me how fake this video is 😂

PlayStation 6 was reportedly showcased in Tokyo today

@AlphaKep @zenrll Best use of A.I. tbh

What the fuck is this? @zenrll thought we were cool.

@thematrixb0t @iluminatibot Do airplanes explode on impact? No... it wouldn't have exploded UNTIL it got to the wings where the engines are. Which is what happened and because jet fuel explosions aren't instantaneous, it caused a small delay and exploded from within the building. Use your brain people.

Some people will never see it

@suukalia @liltay Tf you mean... 0.5... did you fuck a midget?

@liltay 0,5 💀

My body count status: 2022: 0 2023: 0 2024: 0 2025: 0 …show more

@IranArmyStan Your women are banned from getting an education. Is this right or wrong?

American President is a Pedophile Is this right or wrong ?

@IranArmyMedia So this is either AI or its a faked video... got it...

Airstrikes on Israel have begun.🚀💥

@IranArmyStan Yeah... im not worried... if there's one thing I know about the US its that we dont play no fuckin games.

In last 24 hrs Iran Has Attacked 1) Israel 2) USA 3) UAE 4) Saudi Arabia 5) Qutar 6) Kuwait 7) Jordan 8) Iraq 9) Bahrain 10) Oman 11) Syria 12) Cyprus 13) France 14) Italy 15) UK 16)….Show more

@Hoopss Let's make a few things clear... you walked into the place of business with the intention to work there and was hired for the position. Did you not think to ask what the pay was going to be? Make your own time worth something... its not hard.

This bartender worked 70+ hours and got a $9.21 paycheck. This is why you tip.

@WomenBeingAwful Then the opposite is also true. 30 year old women have no business dating 18-23 year old men. Can't have it one way without the other.

The empty egg cartons are at it again 🙄