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@Dat_jesky @Jim7Tin @Blessed20999715 @HeisPromzy1 Bro passed through the window when his English teacher took the punctuation class.

@Jim7Tin @Blessed20999715 @HeisPromzy1 Fuck mehn!!!! No wonder women dey mumu plenty men ohhh.... Simps plenty ohhh.... OK school me, how do comma work? Why do I even bother with all this unverified mugus

My dad sabi, fuck!!!

@Kgothatsoxo It's the language you're after.... 😂 Bro French colonies are still colonies!

I hate colonisation but thank God the British got to us first , I can’t imagine speaking French

@singhabhinav Now it's reinforced that USDT and USDC was never decentralized

Nigeria is ranked #1 in global USDT and USDC ownership. Not the US. Not the UK. Not Singapore. Nigeria. 59% of Nigerian crypto users hold USDT. 48% hold USDC. More than any other country surveyed. India is third. Brazil close behind. The reason is obvious once you see it: in countries where local currency loses 20–40% of value annually, stablecoins aren't a crypto product. They're a savings account. A dollar-denominated store of value that doesn't require a US bank account. Here's what the data doesn't show: most of those stablecoin holders can't use their USDT to buy anything. No merchant acceptance. No subscription billing. No automatic payment. No way to pay a supplier. They hold the dollars. They can't spend the dollars. They convert back to fiat every time they need to transact. The gap between stablecoin adoption and stablecoin utility is most visible not in San Francisco or Singapore. It's in Lagos, Jakarta, São Paulo. $308B in circulation. The people who need stablecoin commerce most have the fewest tools to access it. That's not a distribution problem. That's an infrastructure problem. The rails exist everywhere. The billing layer doesn't exist anywhere. That's who we're building for.

@TouchlineX Lol, he can't convince on the last day and his name suddenly enters... 😂 Fake news. This is not the football team of a private secondary school. This can't happen for the uni team sef.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Santos are preparing a BIG-STAGE spotlight for Neymar on the same day the Brazilian World Cup squad will be announced. The plan is for Santos to move their May 17 game vs. Coritiba to the iconic 'Neo Química Arena' stadium, as it has a type of grass Neymar likes. The game is set to be played hours before Ancelotti's squad announcement, so Neymar can have a LAST CHANCE to have a standout performance and convince Carlo Ancelotti on the final day. — @gazetaesportiva

@keshdelight Lol... She never start the moaning from foreplay? Skill issue 😎

Females moàning during sèx is so performative, no girl moàns to dih strokès because biologically your dih can not be able to cause pleasure paín that initiates moàning Females moàn maybe to uncomfortable positions that they’re are subjected to OR maybe they are just trying to make you feel more confident.

@__khalid101 Even morning after pills is expensive.

If abortion billing hit you, you go first compose. She go first tell you say “I think I’m pregnant” followed by two pictures. One na test strips the other one na lab result. She go con ask you to send money to take care of it and na from 100k e Dey start 😂😂. They no born you well make you no send the money.

@PhemmyTosin @CFC_dennoh Mbappe has bad character normally. Right from psg days.

@CFC_dennoh I don’t understand why people are crashing out unnecessarily. But I promise you, it’s not as serious as you guys are making it. Y’all are just talking this way cos we all like Kante. If it were Griezmann, I bet people won’t see an issue with it.

Disgusting from Mbappe. Bro was coming on for the last 10 minutes and he demanded Cherki to take the Captains Armband from Kante to give it to him 😭😭. I don't know what you think but this is disrespectful

@MUFCDarren_ Fear the curse of a bald man!!😂 At this point I stand to be corrected if it's not more potent than if a woman goes naked and curses you. Elisha aura!

🚨 Zinedine Zidane on Italy 3rd World Cup miss in a row : “In that final, Marco Materazzi insulted my sister. I complained, but nothing was done. When I reacted, the referee sent me off, and it cost us the World Cup. My career ended with a red card, but I told them—that was the last World Cup they would win.”

@adedamola_77 @OtPersimmon Lmao.... 😂 You're naive with your full chest!

@DoreCapataz @OtPersimmon Oya now like this has anything to do with long life.

Mind you, the poor boy will probably pretend he’s okay with it so they don’t call him a “pussy”

@adedamola_77 @OtPersimmon Rubbish!! The biggest rubbish I have ever heard. That's why we die early.

@OtPersimmon Guys are not built to be emotional especially to their fellow guys. You might not agree with me but this is the best way the friends could comfort him. And there's a VERY high chance that this guy is happy that his friends have his back this way. It's just brotherhood love ♥️

@TheStrongDad You get to that point of adaptation and you continue with the 20 to retain the shape. You're then trim and fit not some body builder shiii

It will not. Your body will adapt really fast and you will notice little to zero progress after a month.

@effxzzzyy Rearrange the bars....

the only female rapper boys could listen to and not feel shy about it, her bars were too hard.

@carlnecs @_Nsznn Lol they were more sef. Have you heard of the Benin empire? It's not your fault you were conditioned by your colonizers 💔

@_Nsznn Bruh you're a black man. Your ancestors weren't up to this 😂💔

“I’m too scared to talk to that girl, she’s not my class” Your ancestors on a random Friday:

@_Nsznn They trained their entire lives for this. Try something else.... Lol 😂

@ucyberry Now you are coming back with just one bag? 💔

Five years ago, I left Nigeria with two suitcases and a lot of uncertainty. Today… I’m packing again. But this time, I’m going back home ❤️ Not because things didn’t work out but because it’s time to build something of my own. I’ve missed home. The food. The people. The peace. The warmth. So I’m going back to start a fresh chapter… something close to my heart. Fresh Nigerian meals. A space that feels like home. A place where no one feels alone. It’s been on my mind for a while… and I think I’m finally ready. Nigeria, I’m coming home 🇳🇬

@Ozedikus Coz the same problems those 100yrs ago are still here same controversies, same sins! 😂 It never changed, as far back as Sodom and Gomorrah

You can’t use an iPhone 1 manual to run an iPhone 17, so why are we applying morals from books written hundreds of years ago without updating them for today’s world?

@eastBUBU @Sir_jaay01 Lol he did all that

@Sir_jaay01 Messi didn’t need to shout, hype himself, or market his greatness. He just played and the whole world bowed. Coaches feared him, defenders prayed against him, and fans from every club secretly admired him. That’s not “streets that’s universal respect.

Messi will end up surpassing Ronaldo goal record but not because he will do enough to do so but the football big heads want it so. Even if it involves telling goalkeepers to stop touching any shot by Messi. Thats how shameless they will be. But in all of that, they would still not be satisfied because Ronaldo will keep having the street. That they can’t take away.

@Abbamurtala15 @ApkiPurnima @grok Where did the second pair of lower legs come from

@ApkiPurnima @grok Gemini did it, it's always better than @grok when it comes to image generation

The biggest 'say God!' moment of my life.

@GloriousGod01 Lmaoo. Make she sef come carry sperm. Everything was making sense until that pregnancy whatever.

All this 50/50 talk from men will only make sense if: 1. You both hire and pay a cook. 2. You both hire and pay a cleaner. 3. Your wife does not carry the pregnancy in her womb; instead, you pay for gestational surrogacy combined with IVF. Anything less is simply a manipulative tendency to marry your business partner while still knacking her. You think pregnancy and house chores are nothing? Then start outsourcing them first. By the time you spend $40,000 for gestational surrogacy once of twice, you'll understand that your wife brings a whole lot to the table. Ingrates. Above all, love God.