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@9mmsmg I cannot stand people who live in delusion. Grow up. I also feel sorry for those same people who have to make believe to feel good about themselves

Congratulations to all the dudes on estrogen getting cervical screening letters. It's going to be a very easy screening because you don't have a cervix.

@cbcwatcher they hired Kanye to design these 100%

Was the inspiration for these Team Canada scarf, jacket, vest things ill fitting personal floatation devices?

@Senators I hope Zub sees this one day 🤣

Asking for a friend…where would one find this outfit? 👀

@DLee075 Jensen thinks before launching pucks into the unknown

Post surgery Jensen is Travis Hamonic level bad I'm afraid

@dumoulin_nick are you in Ottawa? I ran out outside but didn't see anything

this and a sens win 🙏

@trahana @gardenofEMC @govt_corrupt "mooom, he said mean things about me 🥺" thats what I hear from you. You are exactly what OP is talking about. I love Canada too. I would rather be here than anywhere else in the world, but its steady decline and sellout is far more concerning than what POTUS says or does

@gardenofEMC @govt_corrupt So we guess that you missed when their POTUS said the US, didn’t need anything from Canada? Or that Canada had taken advantage of the US? Or that Canada should become the 51st State? Or the latest, that Canada (Ontario) lied when they made a very truthful ad?

As soon as you point out anything wrong with Canada, the elbows-up retards will tell you to move to the US. The country could be on fire, and if you point it out, they'll tell you to move. I swear, Canada is home to some of the most brainwashed people on the planet!

@BenjaminJReport ok good, cuz i drafted kuch 4thOA and I was getting a little worried

#GoBolts forward Brandon Hagel postgame on how the mood has shifted after the last 48 hours: "We lost three games at home like, I don't know if you named any guy that played in Tampa Bay for their entire career, majority of their career, I don't know if that's ever happened. So it's something new, and it was a little adversity. And I'm sure we'll be sitting here in game 60, laughing about the start of the season where everyone was up uptight about Tampa Bay Lightning and 'maybe we've lost it', but we haven't. We have one of the best teams in in the league, I believe, one of the most competitive teams, and we're going to continue to get better and continue to build and there's something special in this room. Like I said, well, we'll look back at this and laugh together later."

@vansk24 @SadClubCommish so what exactly is wilson suppose to do in 0.6 seconds?? barely avoid him and possibly get a knee on knee? Next you have players purposely getting rid of pucks to draw penalties within 1 second because they're soft or aren't aware of their surroundings. It's the NHL.

@SadClubCommish The NHL needs to abandon the notion that “finishing a check” is acceptable. Only the puck carrier is allowed to be hit, so the moment a player clearly no longer has the puck all defending players should be expected to attempt to avoid contact with the old puck carrier.

Yes this is slowed down but how is this not deemed a late hit

@WattyWattDogg @Agent_Smith___ @PuckReportNHL half a second? guys finish their checks every single game. wtf do you want wilson to do in half a second when he was already lined up to separate man from puck.

@Agent_Smith___ @PuckReportNHL Doesnt matter how high your head is if you get hit from the side that long after the puck has gone.

After review, Tom Wilson receives no penalty for this hit on Filip Chytil. #ALLCAPS #Canucks

@ColumbusRay @hockeypro216 @ChelneyAndrew it was done for that purpose. the puck left his stick less than 1 second before the hit. Wilson's only intention was to hit the man with the puck.

@hockeypro216 @ChelneyAndrew “Body checking must be done for the purpose of separating the opponent from the puck and not with an intent to injure.”

Tom Wilson is the most dangerous player in the NHL. Him running at Chytil like this unprompted is a joke. No penalty on this play only enables him to continue garbage like this.

@SensBuzz im a stutzle fan but he always takes 3 business days to rip a puck after receiving a pass to a wide open net. He never 1 times it. JUST RELEASE IT

Some very real sympathy for Stützle: Amadio and Giroux on your wings aren’t great to jump start your offence Some very real criticism for Stützle: you’re the highest paid player on this team, you need to drive offence and you’re not doing that at all

@FireNewz quits?? should be charged

DISTURBING!?! An Alabama police chief quits after video evidence emerged of him harassing an 18 year old dispatcher at work just four months into his role. The footage shows him grabbing her head and leaning over her as she tries to fend off his advances. SICKENING!!

@PostinClips those arms are to clean out waste to keep the environment clean from mites and other contaminants, since they spend a lot of time in their shells.

Hermit crab in a clear shell… with a special butt-scratching arm.

@wwiqtest I did this test for shits and gigs and its mostly pattern recognition. nothing to depict true iq. "your iq is above average! pay us 4.99 to find out" yeah, no thanks

Can you beat the average IQ in Canada (101)? Take the test now and find out!

@TaraBull808 roofing in Canada in either 40C heat or -30C cold. im biased though, but whenever I try other trades, it feels like light work

What's the hardest work you've ever done?

@GoldenL88266 @forallcurious radiowaves travel at the speed of light

@forallcurious How can we send a signal at the speed of light?

🚨: Message sent from Earth to alien planet Gliese 581c in 2008 will arrive in 2029, if it's received, the earliest possible reply could reach us by 2050.

@BGatesIsaPyscho somehow, we're gonna get taxed for this in Canada

🇮🇩 Meanwhile in Indonesia Mt Laki Laki erupted again - billions more tonnes of natural Co2 spewing into the atmosphere - but please keep thinking your Log Burner & Petrol car pumping out Co2 is the problem. So many Volcanic eruptions right now.

@TheEcho13 This is in fact, an object. Not a woman. Only a small % of men will go out of their way to have one of these and you'll be surprised to see SA and rape numbers go down. Let them occupy themselves

The reason male versions of these will never be popular is because women don’t see men as objects, by the way.

@lbluhm84 @basedpotts @RossLevitan that's actually a good argument

@basedpotts @RossLevitan Yea There no repercussions to slashing a guys stick in half who might score with seconds left if it goes to shootout

If a penalty continues through intermission, the opening face-off should be in the offensive zone for the team on a power play.

@PeterHRatcliffe "absence of a clear yes always means no" that's so fucking stupid. Apparently I've been raped 1000s of times by many women and didn't even know it. Some of them did it over and over again 😳

Consent is never implied. Consent remains conditional and may be withdrawn at any time, even mid act. Consent cannot be granted while impaired. Consent cannot be granted in a position of fear or coercion. Absence of a clear Yes always means No.