A Dorset Bloke

@TheRealJamieKay I wonder how many of them will be voting for conman Farage?

Remember when the fishing industry voted for Brexit? Reality has now hit home.

@GuidoFawkes What a pathetic bunch you are!

Just checking in on what Miliband's ministers are up to. One of them went to Chile and enjoyed a day stroll to a glacier. Courtesy of taxpayers in Blighty. Must be nice...

@Angelostanti @LBC @campbellclaret @mattfrei You vote reform, it has been scientifically proven that you are less intelligent than other voters.

@LBC @campbellclaret @mattfrei We need another election fast. No one voted for Alistair Campbell and i have no idea why he even has an opinion. NO to re joining the E.U no to NATO. Just who the hell do these corrupt a holes think they are.

'They really miss the UK's pragmatism, heft, and clout.' @campbellclaret tells @mattfrei that once the UK admits Brexit was a 'really big mistake', then it can 'strategise a way forward'.

@superphil123 @LBC @TomSwarbrick1 Such a blinked view. Open your eyes Phil!

@LBC @TomSwarbrick1 I never went to a youth centre & none of my friends growing up ever went to a youth centre & none of us ever stabbed anyone. You don't have to go to a youth centre to get a Life Coach badge or an FA badge.

'God, that's so uplifting!' Caller Kevin changes @TomSwarbrick1's mind on Sadiq Khan’s plan to tackle knife crime with late-night youth centres.

@spillthetea2024 @krassenstein Grow up fool!

@krassenstein They think he's a joke, that's why everyone is pointing and laughing.

BREAKING: To round out his first 100 days as NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani walked 6 miles home last night from City Hall. The residents love him.

@SeddSezz What a thicko you are.

🚨STARMER FLIES TO THE GULF TO AVOID PMQs Yet again, ‘Never Here Keir’ is departing the UK to support the ceasefire in Iran. He refuses to face the music in the Commons time and time again. If only his departure today was permanent…

@TobyDurant @OlIyCFC Downsize if you need the money.

@OlIyCFC I agree with abolishing the triple lock, but a house is consumed by the occupant; it doesn't provide income. The value of any primary residence doesn't mean the heating & food is free.

‘Pensioner in £1.4m house with £34k a year final salary DB pension cannot have decent retirement unless state gives them free money.’ ‘Single mum renting a house with no savings who claims universal credit is a leach to the state and we should cut her benefits’

@PolitlcsUK He is just like Corporal Bone Spur. Promises loads and won't deliver and the idiots will still vote for him.

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage formally commits to the state pension triple lock if Reform UK win the next election "The people to whom pensions are being paid, certainly compared to a younger generation today, are those who have actually worked and paid into the system"

@AdrianM57018419 @campbellclaret Child!

@campbellclaret You presented your dossier as true. Everyone knows you lied & thousands died as a result.

Farage with the Trump playbook again. When under attack for things which are true but you wish weren’t out there, send for the lawyers.

@george_moties @campbellclaret Grow up!

@campbellclaret You are a disgusting traitor and coward like Blair. You care nothing for the working class, only your financial backers.

@O4tcake @Amockx2022 You support Trump, you're the fucking clown!

BREAKING : UK 🇬🇧 PM Kier Starmer publicly exposed and humiliated Trump *Trump 🇺🇸 mocked Starmer on social media for not supporting the US* Kier Starmer 🇬🇧: "Mock me all you want but i am not getting dragged in this war. I can't send British kids to die for your war" 🔥🔥 Man has finally started taking stand on the right side of the history

@Soubriquet_ @Haggis_UK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Haggis_UK I don t want Labour in government, I remember when Mao and Stalin killed millions through oppression and their attacks on the farming class leading to mass statvation.

Eddie Marsan: "I don't want Reform anywhere near govt... as I grew up in the east end when we had the NF & BNP walking down Bethnal Green road... terrorising our Black & Asian neighbours... & it's a load of old crap." #bbclaurak: & you think that's where we are? EM: 100%

@williams1sheila @Haggis_UK Why, because it's true?

@Haggis_UK What disgusting remarks about Reform!

@kellro36 @williamnhutton Only an idiot would not realise that batteries exist.

@williamnhutton Unless you can store the energy produced by wind or solar then it’s little better than useless and because it’s so intermittent it’s not reliable. Use the resources you have until technology has caught up, only an idiot would do otherwise 🤷‍♂️

Ed Miliband gets relentless bile from the right for his ‘ideological’ commitment to clean, cheap renewable energy - just as Nye Bevan once did for creating the NHS. Yet on March 25 97.7 % of our electricity was from renewables. A revolution is unfolding. observer.co.uk/news/columnist…

@FinanceCari @masuzafi Scrutiny is bad then?

@masuzafi I’m not surprised he’s bitter to this woman. Non stop ridiculing the President. Shouldn’t be allowed.

When asked if his tweets or name-calling might alienate people, President Trump responded, “I think I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t have social media.” Shortly after, he abruptly cut the interview short.

@Tommy_Charles86 @PolitlcsUK Idiot

@PolitlcsUK Don't see Arsenal apologising for Keir Starmer attending some of their games.

🚨 WATCH: Ipswich Town’s Chairman apologises for hosting Nigel Farage “I unreservedly apologise for any hurt, pain, distress that’s been caused”

@EarthDetect @SamCoatesSky Grow up! Plenty of families discuss voting preferences before they go into the booths. Have done for many years.

@SamCoatesSky What if the instructions were given to the voter before they entered the polling station. We have no idea what goes on behind closed doors.

Greater Manchester Police say they have no evidence of family voting after an extensive investigation, including speaking to Democracy Volunteers and seizing CCTV: We’ve concluded our investigation into alleged ‘family voting’ at last month’s Gorton and Denton by-election, finding no evidence of any intent to influence or refrain any person from voting. Our investigation into alleged influencing of voters at a polling booth (under Section 62C Representation of the People Act 1983 (Ballot Secrecy Act 2023)) began after a criminal report from the Reform UK party following a public statement made by independent electoral observers at Democracy Volunteers. We have spoken to the four Democracy Volunteers observers present at polling stations on the day of the by-election (26 February) who have shared with us their eyewitness account. This includes some instances of more than one voter going into a booth at the same time, and instances of people looking over the shoulder of voters. The information they have provided to us estimates this may have happened on 32 occasions across 15 polling stations. The observers do not allege any verbal instruction or physical conduct that indicated one person was directing or coercing another regarding how to vote. This is a crucial part of the legislation to prove such an offence was committed. Our investigation team, led by an experienced senior investigating officer, spoke to all four volunteers from Democracy Volunteers as part of our enquiries – obtaining a copy of their observations. We also spoke to the Presiding Officers at 15 stations as well as the Acting Returning Officer, none of whom received any reports other than from Democracy Volunteers. We have received no further criminal reports. For us to investigate allegations, we require an understanding of who the potential suspects may be, and evidence that may corroborate eyewitness accounts. For an investigation to meet the criminal threshold for prosecution, we require admissible evidence of intent or action aimed at influencing the vote. We have asked Democracy Volunteers for descriptions of those alleged to be involved, and timings on when these are believed to have occurred. These details were not documented by observers or the complainant, and we have not been provided with any identities or descriptions to pursue. The absence of this information means there is no remaining reasonable line of enquiry. This also includes limitations with CCTV as an absence of descriptions, and votes not being time-stamped, meaning we are not able to identify individuals from footage. We have approached all 45 polling stations in the Gorton and Denton constituency to ask for CCTV from the day. Forty-one of those polling stations told us they did not have CCTV activated in the building as it would have compromised the secrecy of the vote during polling day, in line with advice given. We have seized and viewed CCTV from three of the remaining four polling stations. These are three polling station that Democracy Volunteers visited. We have spoken to the Presiding Officer from each one. However, these stations do not show any evidence of anyone directing or coercing another regarding how to vote – the crucial part of the legislation to prove such an offence was committed. There is no evidence to suggest any intent to influence or refrain a person from voting as stated in the Ballot Secrecy Act 2023. We have been liaising with the Electoral Commission, who we have shared our findings with. We have also shared our findings with the Returning Officer. We have updated the complainant about the work of our investigation and the conclusion we have reached.

@AthelwulfG @SkyNews @AliFortescue What complete bollox

By trade Caroline is a journalist, with a PHD in English literature. Since the 1990s she's been a career politician. Meaning she has absolutely no knowledge of or experience in the industry. Likewise she isn't an economist and has absolutely no background or training in the field. In short, she has no idea what she's talking about and isn't qualified to be making such statements.

🗣️ "The idea that drilling in the North Sea is going to get prices down is for the birds." Former Green Party leader Caroline Lucas tells Sky's @AliFortescue. 🔗 trib.al/qNpFzE6

@TheTrut86284929 @LBC The squirrels in my garden are smarter than Trump.

@LBC does James think he is smarter than Trump?

'That's not AI?! That's genuine?' James O’Brien can't believe who Donald Trump sounds like in this Iran update.

@decorativeartt Crawl back under your stone.

Good evening, Deborah Meaden. How very revealing. You, the dried-up, multi-millionaire Dragons’ Den old hag, now lecture the British public that Ed Davey and the Lib Dems are the “Grown Ups back in the room” because you just creamed yourself over a clip of Davey attacking North Sea Oil and praising Starmer. The sheer, brain-rotted delusion of a rich, out-of-touch pensioner calling the party that can’t define what a woman is “grown-up politics” is actually fucking hilarious. One does so admire a bitter old bag who sits in her ivory tower of wealth, completely removed from the real Britain she loves to lecture, sneering at anyone who dares say the bleeding obvious: a woman is an adult human female no penis, no debate, no matter how much you and your deranged Lib Dem friends wish otherwise. Yet here you are, an actual biological woman, desperately defending the party that has turned basic biology into a “divisive” issue while cheering child mutilation, open borders and the deliberate freezing of British families. How very civilised, you pathetic, virtue-signalling fossil. The video you’re drooling over shows Davey parroting the same net-zero insanity that is bankrupting the country, while the man himself helped cover up the Post Office scandal that ruined countless lives. And you call this “grown-up”? You’re not wise, Deborah, you’re a smug, senile, out-of-touch old crone who has spent years playing the billionaire dragon on TV while your beloved Lib Dems help turn Britain into a biological and cultural lunatic asylum. The British public sees you clearly now, Deborah Meaden, a contemptible, shrivelled, brain-dead old cunt, a dried-up, irrelevant, millionaire fossil so far removed from reality that you still desperately simper and drool over the Lib Dems like a sad, decaying pensioner trying to stay relevant. Feel that deep, crushing, soul-destroying shame burning through your hollow core. Feel how utterly pathetic, ridiculous and embarrassing you look at your age still defending the party of child mutilators, groomers and open border zealots while Britain is destroyed. Wear that humiliation and failure like the expensive clothes hanging off your withered old body as the nation you claim to care about is fucked into oblivion around you. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧