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@DoufSaid

Socially functional geek, with a 12yo mentality.

Katılım Mart 2013
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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK·
Door handles can be way too clingy for an inanimate object when you're trying to leave
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Stoner David
Stoner David@DBStoner·
Once you dump that (useless) blue checkmark Twitter gets nasty. And if you speak out, they get downright vindictive. WTF happened to this place?
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Douf@DoufSaid·
Just remember, ALL of you are the people who keep Twitter employees employed.
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@Moon_River05 Oh god! That set’s off my anal retentive disorder. but go.
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Lynn Without an E
Lynn Without an E@Moon_River05·
My new way cool bookshelf i just ordered!! Cant wait!
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Douf@DoufSaid·
@MrEd_EVH Respectfully, without the dis, fucking off.
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Lynn Without an E
Lynn Without an E@Moon_River05·
There are 570 million active users on X (Twitter). If you cant see fit to put your first name in your Twitter handle do not start crying when I ask you, again, what your name is
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Douf@DoufSaid·
I only discovered Magnum P. I. by accident watching Battle of the Network Stars.
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@CooperLawrence I think some of these islands may need to start being renamed. I have never seen a living Galápagos either.
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
Boyfriend: Fun fact, there are no canaries on Canary Island Me: what about the Virgin Islands? Boyfriend: nope, no canaries there either
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Douf@DoufSaid·
@MadHatterMommy I always jump into your DM’s without permission. Apologies. So not going to this time.
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Maddy ☃️❄️
Maddy ☃️❄️@MadHatterMommy·
Why is there so much difference between what my phone shows me before and after clicking a picture?
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Douf@DoufSaid·
@Bob_Janke Always beware the milk and cereal lovers in any restaurant
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
You think you want your posts to be seen, and then you get people seriously replying to you about why someone might order cereal in a restaurant so be careful what you ask for.
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😊@PontistGirl·
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop. They gave me another one free of charge.
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@deloisivete ALL of this should be referred to as “Chuck E. Cheesism”.
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meghan
meghan@deloisivete·
*Hour 5 in the trampoline park* My oldest has said “watch this” 132 times My youngest is running wild in a pack of feral eight-year-olds A woman screams in the distance “Jaden, Jaxon” There is no bar
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