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Please take a moment to listen to this. Ben Ingram is quite literally the best at what he does, and it’s not particularly close.

@erickillian @itsjohntiller Guilty as charged. Next time I'll read the fine print.

@DougPinkston2 @itsjohntiller Joni Mitchell, Neil Young and Cat Steven’s aren’t American, Prince is sadly not alive, Willie Nelson was on their list. The rest of your list is definitely valid omissions.

New York Times magazine has published its list of “The 30 Greatest Living American Songwriters” What do we think folks? Have they missed anyone out? 😯

@JoyceCarolOates OK. IMO, Trump is a cancer. But for these conspiracies to work, 100's of people have to be in on it. . .without a single leak. It violates a fundamental law of human nature.

as a radiologist may set two X-rays side by side to examine, we can see now, placing Butler PA & the WH correspondents incident side by side, that the same scenario was planned in each instance; in the first, the would-be assassin was in clear view for some minutes on a rooftop, before violence broke out; more recently, the would-be assassin (for whom Secret Service officers were waiting) was apprehended before he could draw a weapon & shoot--before he was anywhere near his alleged targets. considering this, it might seem that Butler PA was bungled & that no one was intended to be shot let alone killed; the D.C. event may have been bungled too but at least no one died & of many present, only RFK Jr's abandoned wife suffered a public humiliation.

@TheCriticalDri1 Hilarious

One of the most brilliant moments of diplomacy in recent history let alone memory. You're going to want to see this.

@TheQuietVoter @DougWahl1 I'd ask for my steak to go.

@DougWahl1 Tickets to the dinner were $495 per person. Damn right I'm taking that bottle of wine home.

SHOULD THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WINE? The wine that was stolen at the Correspondents dinner- and it wasn't just this women apparently it happen at a number of tables- cost $80 a bottle. Should the people who stole the wine get a bill? Your Thoughts?

@DougWahl1 The press paid for the dinner, so they stole nothing. It is illegal for open bottle outside however.

@Acyn Cause it's all true? He knows it too. A perfect recitation.

Jesse Watters wants to know where someone would get the idea that President Trump is mentally deranged.

@allrockmusic Bill Bruford

Which rock drummer never gets enough respect?

Which @SEC coach has the best swing? 👀

@ChampionsTour @SEC DeBoer or Golding, from a pure swing perspective. DeBoer is not balanced at the end though. Golding looks like he could hit it a mile, but is it online?

@heavensbvnny Cooking (and entertaining) can be very satisfying when you pull it off as planned.

What are great sources of dopamine that don't involve eating, drinking, inhaling or injecting anything. Note: please don't say exercise .🫠

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

@phoenix37371 @NUCLRGOLF Try to tell to just practice. Everything's a free lateral. And don't keep score. Let them play from the best ball. F'n game is hard.

@NUCLRGOLF Some days you just don't have and you know it. Better to walk away instead of spending 18 holds frustrated.

Have you or someone you know walked off the golf course in anger? 😠 ⛳️

@NUCLRGOLF It's a long day of embarrassment if the other golfers are decent. With beginners, I always let them choose my ball or theirs on each shot. One of golf's charms is how hard it is. Every shot that goes where you're aiming is a miracle.

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N o t h i n g n e s s . J u s t p l a n n i n g m y f u t u r e .

Federal authorities have finally located Antifa’s highly sophisticated secret messaging center:

@GovPressOffice Humor.

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

@FPWellman Say this three times, fast: "Comey saw seashells on the seashore."

Seashells in the sand. It took a year.