Douglas C Perera

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Douglas C Perera

@DouglasCP

Ex Bay Area boy living in the desert. Behind enemy lines rooting for SF Giants, SJ Sharks, SF 49ers, GS Warriors, Cars, Coffee Slut, Craft Beer (No Pay 4 Play)

Urban Maricopa County, AZ Katılım Nisan 2009

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·10 Eyl

I have never pinned a Tweet before so this will be my first. Here goes: I am 10,000% behind Harris/Walz! I am an #Arizonan4Harris I am a part of #WhiteDudesForHarris I am a #TallGuyForHarris I am #ProChoiceForHarris I am #CraftBeerForHarris I am #AvGeekForHarris

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·2h

@emily_tweets Hate it when that happens! I guess Monday can bite you?

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Emily ™@emily_tweets·2h

@DouglasCP Ha. Yes.

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Emily ™@emily_tweets·2h

Sometimes you realize shit you don’t want to realize and that’s a real sonofabitch

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·2h

@NBCSGiants I love it when this Schmitt happens!!

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SF Giants on NBCS@NBCSGiants·3h

Casey smacked the Schmitt out of this one 😤

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·2h

@ChiChiGreenblat ChiChi Geonosis?

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ChiChi Greenblatt@ChiChiGreenblat·10h

May the 4th be with you!!! Yes I do love Star Wars movies and shows.

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·2h

@emily_tweets Probably better that Unicron doesn't give you a new one then. Besides, if he does you're likely to go mad. I was just kind of spitballing here.

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Emily ™@emily_tweets·2h

@DouglasCP But I like my body! Lol

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Emily ™@emily_tweets·4h

Took zinc, vitamin c, garlic, vitamin b. Now I just need an exorcism.

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·4h

@ChiChiGreenblat Is it cheating if your husband tapes this pic to the headboard when he smashes? 🤔

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ChiChi Greenblatt@ChiChiGreenblat·8h

This is not me but it’s the best I’ve looked in years! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼

ChiChi Greenblatt@ChiChiGreenblat

I asked chatGPT to turn me into a sexy Betty Boop. Look what happened. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·6h

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Who else wants Trump gone NOW? ✋🏽

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·8h

@RowdyGurlX82 @ChiChiGreenblat Broccoli & Cheese FTMFW YO!!

💜RowdyGurlBits💜@RowdyGurlX82·9h

@DouglasCP @ChiChiGreenblat MY ONLY GO TO

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💜RowdyGurlBits💜@RowdyGurlX82·11h

I am so not cooking tonight. Pot pie it is!

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·10h

@RowdyGurlX82

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💜RowdyGurlBits💜@RowdyGurlX82·1d

I'm feeling better. 😉 💋

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·1d

@emily_tweets @cowincrisis WHOA!! BOVINACIOUS DUDE!!

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Emily ™@emily_tweets·1d

@cowincrisis Cow might be top of the food chain on Twitter

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cow@cowincrisis·1d

i love you all ❤️

4t1@user1ffs

I think cow is the most funniest amongst all the animals that’s gone out of control on Twitter.

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·1d

@RowdyGurlX82

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💜RowdyGurlBits💜@RowdyGurlX82·1d

A sammich is never a wrong dinner choice after work.

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·1d

@RowdyGurlX82 Do you have photos for the milk cartons? Do we start pulling gas station camera footage? What's the Lat/Long of the last known contact?

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💜RowdyGurlBits💜@RowdyGurlX82·2d

I lost my fucking voice!

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·1d

@Barphbie0 Sage advice! Read the room, interact respectfully, and just be happy if they see you or interact with you. They have a lot to filter and their time is not unlimited.

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@Barphbie ™@Barphbie0·1d

Guess what? If you follow a BIG account, don't ever expect a follow back. Ever!

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·1d

@sanandreafault Hola! What's shakin your bacon?

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The San Andreas Fault@sanandreafault·1d

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·1d

@ChiChiGreenblat @GigglesIsBack Yeah...you don't want to meet Finn like that!

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ChiChi Greenblatt@ChiChiGreenblat·1d

Hair so long I could be a victim on Law & Order 💀 Yeah… I need to chill on these shows.

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·1d

@bluhue123 @SoCalJoy ✋

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A@bluhue123·2d

Admiral and former Navy SEAL William McRaven on Donald Trump: Raise Your Hand ✋ If You STAND With Admiral McRaven 🇺🇸

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Douglas C Perera@DouglasCP·1d

@JohnGetchel This reminds me of when I was a model for a Zone System exploration of an under street pedestrian tunnel. I was at the end of the tunnel and I had to remain very still for a few moments.

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