@RepJackKimble I want to vote for you
No one is checking I.D.s in California, are they?
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Douglas Cudd
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Douglas Cudd
@DouglasCudd
Enthusiast - Disgraced lepidopterist - Hook 'em! 🤘- I CAN believe it's butter
South East Texas Katılım Şubat 2012
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Well Marcie, seeing how that primary against Tom Cole is going I don't think Congressional pay is something you'll ever have to worry about. If you win though, lunch at the Members' Dining Room is on me.
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“But she goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her.”
Daily Caller@DailyCaller
"She is my rock. She is my best fiend." James Talarico reveals that he has a GIRLFRIEND of many years.
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The most heart warming love story since Brian's girlfriend in Canada
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Daily Caller@DailyCaller
"She is my rock. She is my best fiend." James Talarico reveals that he has a GIRLFRIEND of many years.
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Going for Dad of the Year…I’ve stood in line for hours at Franklin BBQ, but today my kids woke up early to get in line at Five Below for “Dumplings”
#Dadlife
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Texas State law requires you say "nice turn signal, Asshole!"
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy
Anyone else always have to say “nice turn signal” every time a car is turning without one?
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@RichOToole Being "on the menu at Kettle" can be interpreted so many ways.
Did anyone order you "scattered smothered and covered?"
#SomethingsAlwaysCookingAtTheKettle
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I was on the menu of all the Kettle restaurants when I was 8 years old. I think it paid like $1200 and my Mom pocketed the cash. Need to shake her down this week.
Lounge dawg(I am emotionally scarred)@lounge_dawg
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It's worse than you think. The IDF has trained dogs to pilot aircraft. Fully 25% of the sorties against Iran and Hezbollah have been carried out by Belgian Malinois.
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There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire Solar System!
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@typserv @MTheePony Keep driving, Citidiot, this is God's Country!
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@MTheePony Believe Chillicothe when they say the speed limit is 35
They don't care you've been 75 since Ft. Worth: they're counting on it!
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Texting my friend about my Gwen-hating dental dental hygienist and this pops up
CrApple isn't even attempting to be subtle about spying on everything
Douglas Cudd@DouglasCudd
My dental hygienists when a No Doubt song came on the radio: "Gwen is so UNtalented. They should not allow her to play in The Sphere"
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My dental hygienists when a No Doubt song came on the radio:
"Gwen is so UNtalented. They should not allow her to play in The Sphere"
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When you lie on your resume and still get the job
WeRateDogs@dog_rates
This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10
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@JohnCornyn @realDonaldTrump Heading out to register all my dead relatives buried along 287 to vote against you.
Please retire
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I am proud to introduce legislation to rename US Highway 287 as Interstate 47 in honor of our 47th President @realDonaldTrump.
My bill will upgrade one of our nation’s longest highways to a future interstate and save more than $5 BILLION in travel costs, all while honoring the most effective and influential president of our lifetime.
Texas is Trump Country & this bill cements @POTUS’ legacy by designating nearly 1,800 miles of open road to forever be known as the Trump Interstate 🇺🇸
CBS Austin@cbsaustin
U.S. Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, introduced legislation Monday to designate US Highway 287 as a future interstate highway named in honor of President Donald Trump. cbsaustin.com/news/local/cor…
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Lane Kiffin the second he leaves Ole Miss
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@BiancoDavinci Somehow it's worse to be in the same room when your roommate is nailing his girlfriend and NOT being able to watch
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