Alfie

You're not the sharpest knife in my back!

@RenuXey I did and had to walk up hill in the snow to get there too!

WHO HAD A JOB BEFORE THEY HAD A DRIVER’S LICENSE?

@Googirlsmiles @NotTodayEric WoW that looks like heaven 🔥

@NotTodayEric @DownFrontArtist 🩷👣

I'm getting to the age where every stairway could end up being a Stairway to Heaven.

@mrdapperducky That's a good point 🤔 cheers.

She said “did you know you can’t pick your father but you can pick your daddy”

"Doc, I can't stand this itching anymore. Amputate my arm." "I can't support that rash decision."

@BobGolen Hang in there Bob everything will be alright I'm telling you🤣

Money is only something you need if you don't die. 🎵🎶

@DeeJayeKaye You didn't mention the sex 😂

@DownFrontArtist It’s awesome but she’s still playing right hand for the treble and left hand for the bass. Impressive but, yeah…. But cool.

Sex is great but can you do this. 🔥

I want you to know Benny would have never been anything without the Jets !

@MoMohler Exactly 💯

They should make calzones that you can open up and eat flat.

@TemplarUK Who doesn't like Bill Maher 😂

My fortune cookie said WTF

@citizenkawala You've never lied to us Benny

Before you take anything on Twitter seriously, you have to understand that most people are either drunk or on drugs.

@NotTodayEric @ByrdMan0914 I know the feeling. 😂🤣

@Crazy_ButCute2 @1000mindsofkris You've always had what it takes!

The great thing about getting off track (me) is getting back on track (also me)