Alfie

You're not the sharpest knife in my back!

If you're losing followers you're doing it right the right way!

@TMurph207S I'm MAGA that's it 😂 Murph!

Japanese guy asked the bartender where the Men's room is. Bartender said ya found Pearl Harbor. You Ought to be able to find the Men's room. Just saying 😂

@TMurph207S I'm going MAGA I'm gonna be Like the President 😂🤣🇺🇸😂

@SleepEatScream Thank goodness I thought you weren't feeling well Jen 😂

I choose to see the good in others. Just kidding, people suck.

The song it's not easy being green is about not having any money. Just saying.

@7signxx Wait What 😂😂😂😂😂

"The most clueless Leader ever stepped on this Planet Earth 🌏" ©bill_hajj

Now who has the cards We're at war!

@difficultpatty Don't go for it but I don't know why 🤔

Not to brag, but I’ve been pre-approved for at least three personal loans a day for several months now.

@iGreenGod Having less money it's tough!

Question of the day: One thing you crave every single day?

If you've ever been ghosted think about how Zelenskyy feel.

Did anyone tell Trump you can't fight on too many fronts!

@RANDOLPHHAYES4 She's a 1O Randolph WoW 🔥

8.4.

Not to brag but I set all the electric clocks all by myself.

@difficultpatty Go to Costco and get a hotdog you'll feel better.

Celebrating International Women’s Day by being cold.

@TMurph207S Morning Murph 👍

Morning Twitterpated

@Joharfrejun I thought it was funny Jack 😂

@iGreenGod @Nylasback Wait let me Google that 🤔

Question of the day: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever Googled?

Brains over bravado everytime!

@RepBoebert Did you ask him about Pizzagate 😂

Here is Bill Clinton saying he never saw anything suspicious with Jeffrey Epstein. Do you believe him!?