Lord Ward

gonna play the heck out of GTA 6 simply because of its status as a cultural artefact: the final big game built before LLMs no-one will ever invest this much in a game again, no software will ever encode this quantity of hands-on human labour again. the last of the great pyramids

In Memphis they would’ve finished the job already, but I’ll accept him crying like a bitch as a consolation prize for now

God is very intentional. Nothing about your life is random. Not the delays, not the detours, not even the waiting. He knows exactly what He's doing. Please learn to trust him more this year.

@marclamonthill that was fast

@_blackchoji @RunThaBaII Being willfully obtuse gang you got it. It’s way more at stake here than a job and marriage brother. The potential ramifications that come with years worth of tampering for multiple organizations and etc can blow this shit out the water. God bless you tho my guy

@Dpressedalilbit @RunThaBaII Achos hornyness was about to get him sued for false allegations and cost him his job (allegedly) vabrels hornyness could cost his job and marriage.

@_blackchoji @RunThaBaII No , they aren’t even in the same ball park when it comes to the level of flagrant activity taking place.

@Dpressedalilbit @RunThaBaII Youre right but they’re in the same boat in the sense of it being inappropriate for their work

Nah man that sh*t says 2022

I am maturing and I am fully aware that the temperament of my relationship is contingent upon my happiness.

@MorningBrew Boy just wait til I get my first paycheck 🥲🥲🥲

Semiconductor stocks, YTD • Sandisk +482.4% • Intel +201.4% • Micron +128.4% • Arm +115.8% • Marvell +99.5% • AMD +93.6% • ASML +43.2% • TSMC +36.3% • Broadcom +21.8% • Qualcomm +13.6% • Nvidia +9.9% Chips are never down.

EXCUSE ME??? they were birdwatching AT A LANDFILL?? why can’t white ppl ever be normal

@_Mr_4rtistic How the fuck does Joe Russo get to have a say in this honestly

“If he blamed himself for his Uncle Ben's death, I think he becomes a very different character…" motherfucker that's called BECOMING SPIDER-MAN

@BrickCenter_ Shaq woulda turned that entire set up just then

Draymond COOKED Charles Barkley 😭 Charles: "It always ends. Sports are for young people. Nobody wins when they're 37." Draymond: "I think the goal is just to not look like you in a Houston Rockets uniform."

@SleeperEagles @spotrac Officially muting this account forever. Literally about to play on 27 million this season won’t be anything less than that

Projected market value for #Eagles DL Jalen Carter, via @Spotrac: 🏈 4 Years 🏈 $64.4 million 🏈 $16.1 million per year Too much? Or not enough?

DNA Test her gang

Target's employees even took to Reddit to express their shock: dexerto.com/pokemon/pokemo…

$25,000 in Sandisk 1 year ago is $1,039,000 today.

The #Eagles are promoting Adam Berry to assistant GM, sources tell me and @RapSheet, furthering a fast-paced climb in the NFL for the former Goldman Sachs executive. The brother of #Browns GM Andrew Berry, Adam originally joined Philly’s front office in 2023.

i’ve been listening to the cory in the house nintendo ds boss theme just once almost every day because it’s the funniest shit in the world to me i can’t stop laughing

i’ve seen jackass 3 maybe 50 times and i’ve never noticed the way bam’s burrito just fucking torpedoes perfectly into the trash can