Peter Alexander Smith

@Bella__Bahby INFESTATION OF SCABBIES

My mum found these hidden under a toy on the top shelf, neatly stacked in a pile… and now we’re completely confused. 😳 There are probably over 100 of them. They feel hard on the outside, but cut pretty easily and have a soft green filling inside. Does anyone know what these are? Any guesses before we lose our minds trying to figure it out?

@MiaWilliamsLFC Night with you.... F....KED ENGLAND OFF!!! WE SHOULD BOYCOTT IT!!!! NO Going out watching it puns friends. I'm supporting MEXICO

A night with me or England to win the World Cup?

@mfbrfc1875 league experience is key and a successful man like challinor has had some good results over the past few seasons promotion/play offs, good squad rotation experience. Playing in lower league gives that, definitely needs a chance.

And they want thousands of people to renew their season tickets by tomorrow, embarrassing club on and off the field. Rudy cuntstede should have never been allowed back not even as a ball boy, he forced his way out the club now he’s trying to kill it.

@MrsF202 Don't eat it all at once.🤣

Might be 3lbs after this! 😂🍫

@Devasenaaaa Unfortunately not slept with any of them. Do t want detaining/arrested for false comments mis-leadinf the public

Which of them is overrated? Dee Williams, Kendra Lust, Angela white or Phoenix Marie

@cta84 He not that guy out of neighbours or home and away?🤔🤣

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era. The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence. A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class. 👏👍✊🇬🇧👌❤️🙏

@Theworld119944 Cotton

Can you identify what this is? 99% failed

@UKFootyBible Well said!!!!!!

Jonjo Shelvey on why he decided to leave the UK: "I don't want my children growing up in England anymore." "I'd never wear a watch in London. You can't have your phone out in London." "I see people getting arrested for tweeting and, then, all of the flags and taking back the country. I'll get myself into trouble if I carry on, but | just feel that the UK isn't what it was 10 to 15 years ago."

@Daisy55oj SLUTS!!!!

I know it's silly question 😹 But I want know🙈 be honest 😜

@TheMelissaMilf Great 👌 the stains will just wipe clean off!!!

Any thoughts?

@_josephine0_ Get me a towel babe!!!! Spillage, need too mop up.

🤔🤔

@KhanSaba1278 Thunder, Summer, April, so many conspiracy theories

@heatherpiperxo Only is it tastes right, I'm sure women don't like disgusting sausages🤣🤣

Do men eat p**** for pleasure?

@bambi_coxx Most men would love to see your ball skills🤔🤣

I miss playing football, they were such good memories

@noel_willcox Police brutality

This footage is absolutely disgraceful. Every single 1 of those officers should be charged with assault. Head strikes are to be used as a last resort, as such strikes are potentially classified as the use of lethal force. These strikes were the primary force against an unarmed man. I admit I have not seen the events before this, but I can't see any reason as to why such extreme force was used by several officers, driving the edge of their shields into his head. I have never seen these tactics used by the police at the pro-Palestine demonstration. We are told that a two-tier Britain does not exist.

@CleansedTweets Parachuting more like. 🤣🤣

Perfect for date night.

@luvchanel_ This guy old enough He's called Seamus Dingle,

who's really over 30 years old on X 😇 i wanna see some old men

@luvchanel_ Old men????? Over 30??? Life begins at 40!!!! Over 30 here. 37.

@HonestFrank £9

Small flat white and ham/cheese sandwich ‘to go’ at an English train station 🚉 Any offers on the cost?… #FlatWhiteHam #FlatWhiteSeries ☕️