Dr Bron Harman

My 20yo just said "That's too much chocolate". Is that even a thing?

It’s not a cat bed. It’s a Chonka bed. Obviously.

@Spanners_cat Good kitty

@OurNewHomecoach Tell myself that I am not allowed to do it

@bikeymikey70 @uren_gary I was about 6 years old here, which means that my brother was about 15. No helmet, no jacket, no gloves, no shoes…

@jiangyin Are hot cross buns out already??? It gets earlier every year! 😀

Early weekly shop done so I don't have to go out in the wet tomorrow. Spent $78.26 but $19.36 of that was hot cross buns and cheap Easter eggs. Without those I would have spent $58.90. That's not bad at all.

@pharnzwurth Or chocolate. Always chocolate.

@StephPenny1 And crazy cat ladies. And wicked step mothers. And deviance. It is quite the thesis!

@DrBron Awesomeness! 😁

So I have managed to get the word “rooted” into my thesis. Yes, I can almost hear @Spanners_cat giggling like a seven year old boy. I’m currently working in my three favourite words (discombobulating, brouhaha, hoi polloi) and I might get a Rick roll in. Now taking suggestions.

@StephPenny1 Oh, I have huge sections on witches and witch hunts!

@DrBron @Spanners_cat I was pleased to once squeeze ‘bamboozled’ into a song. My current #WIP (non fic) also features references to wizards, genies, contortionism, twaddle, codswollop and crapola.

Hey 👋

@sunflow15685280 🙋‍♀️ But probably not to that place. I don’t do oceans or sand.

Who wants to run away? 🤔🙋‍♀️

@richo_1973 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@nineislands Happy belated birthday to you Joy. Your little people are adorable!

@richo_1973 Maybe it was Drunk Richard? Or, you know, that other dude who lives there.

@jiangyin Ooooooo, I love butter chicken.

Time to crack on with dinner. Making butter chicken. 😋

@midnightmagenta YES!!!!!

@DrBron I just want to give her a tissue, she sounds badly blocked up. :x

There’s a car ad that includes a child jumping about with a basketball doing fake passes and goal shots. I have nfi what this has to do with the car and I just want to scream “Sit. Down” at the kid.

@HAEScoach LOL, maybe I should calm the eff down 😂

@HAEScoach Dead set, I just want to yell “calm the eff down. And its’friend’ not ‘fwend’”

@LSedger Oh sorry! Still neither because all of ours are fake. You know those plants that nobody can kill? 🙋‍♀️ I can. That’s why the garden is full of natives.

@DrBron Sorry, I didn’t make it very clear, but I’m talking about indoor plants! 😳🤣

Serious Question Tweeps: Do you water the house plants before you go to bed or in the morning before you go to work? What do the plants prefer?🤷🏻‍♀️

@Pleasure_Lab About 18 months but we were engaged in 18 days. We had a long engagement because my family all lived on the other side of the country and we needed to give them time to save up so they could attend.

For those tweeps who are married, how long between the day you met and the day you married? 363 days for us 💘