Dr. Homℯr 🩺👨‍⚕️🏠

#gaster If you cannot even comprehend that one of the core aspects of Gaster as a character is that he has either been erased or forgotten, then you should not be proposing theories about him. Gaster turtle falls apart once you realize there's little to no evidence to support it.

and yes i can speak on this because i’m one of the main people who spread the theory in its true form before the fandom at large bastardized it. also you all need to learn what a parallel is. characters paralleling each other doesn’t mean they’re the same in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE.

you guys do realize that greenster theory as it was originally intended is about gaster WEARING green and being A SKELETON, right? he’s not LITERALLY GREEN. he’s not a turtle. oh my god. the entire thing is papyrus WEARS RED. pre-shatter gaster WORE GREEN. sans WEARS BLUE.

@Fredrazen @PhelleAlt @tinyhater @eatglasstphobes You are not starting anything, you stupid blue f*ck. My dog has better talent than you in *every* aspect. As an ice-slurper, I humbly request you cease the transmission of bumblebee photos in my messages and *please* stop requesting for my input on your Deltarune Charlie Kirk AU.

... ok

@PhelleAlt @tinyhater @eatglasstphobes @Fredrazen Cookie Run Kingdom profile picture detected. I sense a little five-year-old having too much banging a mallet on their iPad. Delete your account at ONCE! In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Homer SMITE THIS PIGLET!

@tinyhater @eatglasstphobes @Fredrazen WE are putting essi on the gasturtle hype train in 2026

@FreakarakiLover But it was me, Homero.

Cherry I know that’s you

this is highkey the best pre-shatter gaster i've ever drawn which sucks because it was for a stupid unfunny video that i was giggling throughout the entire making of

@ahsriel The reason why people are upset about this in particular is because Green Gaster has been turned from a theory with a lot of cool points toward it to a shitpost. It's not like Woody Theory where it was initially created as a mere joke, Green Gaster theory was ruined by the memes.

Am i missing something? Why are people so mad about this? Is people shitposting no longer funny to you because its not in english? Cuz it also seems that based on their profiles theyre like, kids. /genq

the concept of gaster deniers still existing in 2026

@PUNCHITPUNKS Why are you threatening me? You're like that no good bumblebee crusher. Stop stalking my profile.

if i had a dollar every time the DELTARUNE community hallucinated an entire character with a fully developed personality from literal nothing id be 2 dolar

@PUNCHITPUNKS Also, do not call me dude. You and your stupid bumblebee crushing friend are the ones harassing this child.

@DrHomur god dude please read the actual words here i'm not saying mike is a fake joke character, just that his physical appearance is a joke because he's a backstage character and tenna asks for pluey because it was the big fandom meme and this was a joke scene to answer that part

@brugmodius @mwah6708 @PUNCHITPUNKS @apple_wizardess Please stop sending photos of bumblebees being run over in my messages.

@DrHomur @mwah6708 @PUNCHITPUNKS @apple_wizardess deeply annoying, muting you

@brugmodius @mwah6708 @PUNCHITPUNKS @apple_wizardess Gaster denial is such a strange hill to die on. Flat-earther mentality.

@mwah6708 @PUNCHITPUNKS @apple_wizardess good lord man.

@brugmodius @mwah6708 @PUNCHITPUNKS @apple_wizardess Why are you sending me threats? All I did was say hello. You are harassing a child.

@DrHomur @mwah6708 @PUNCHITPUNKS @apple_wizardess i am extremely critical of homestuck and foreshadowing is not something people complain about in regards to homestuck. what is your point? are you really just that desperate to attack some random person online because you disagree with them over a video game?

@PUNCHITPUNKS What would the reason be for that?

@PUNCHITPUNKS @mwah6708 @brugmodius This does not even have to be about "Friend", either. This is just proof that Mike exists and isn't just a joke like the Real Mic was. You are acting like this is all fanon when it's right there in the game, clear as crystal.

@PUNCHITPUNKS @mwah6708 @brugmodius No, it does not. If Mike really was just this PNG character then there is no reason to have buildup of any sort. It doesn't line up. There is no reason for the Cat specifically to be Tenna's favorite. There is no reason for Tenna to say that Mike also cared about Spamton. Grow up

@brugmodius @mwah6708 @PUNCHITPUNKS @apple_wizardess The Homestuck fan cannot be talking about what is and isn't foreshadowing, you nincompoop.

@mwah6708 @PUNCHITPUNKS @apple_wizardess "he's not scott cawthon" is just something you heard from a popular tweet and are parroting blindly. i'm not suggesting toby does foreshadowing for things that don't exist. i'm suggesting that it's just not foreshadowing and is instead just what we have in the text currently

@sodasorbets @utdrtakes Great idea, Soda! — Kris was born missing all of their brain and slowly regained the components as they grew up. According to one Reddit post, Kris was raised by coyotes!

@utdrtakes ok but what if they also

"Big Kris theory. Following the Fight with Purple , Kris become large with Copius amount of "determinate". Do not fuck with me agaiRESULTS INCONCLUSIVE. PROCEEDING TO NEXT SUBMISSION.

hes just saying shit and i respect him for that