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That feeing when @DallasFuel follows your twitter. What an honor! Thank You!

@Lieutenant_Dam @usanewshq This would have been so perfect if it wasn’t made with fucking ai

This weekend was a reminder of why we love the Overwatch community 🩵 #BurnBlue #OWCS2026

@FastbreakHoops5 Overweight man, checking in

Are y’all overweight? 😳

Seems like the flame has rekindled @DallasFuel #burnblue

@DallasFuel Hey thats me!

It would be silly not to do this again

@rawsalerts The left engine is gone.

🚨#BREAKING: Heart-stopping new dashcam footage captures the horrifying moment UPS Cargo Flight 2976 plummets out of the sky, exploding into a towering fireball in Louisville, Kentucky. The cargo jet disintegrates on impact, sending shockwaves through nearby streets as panicked workers run for their lives, engulfed in chaos and blinding flames.

@malen_manya @AGTennessee @AGIowa So am I suppose to get deported?

Today Tennessee and @agiowa filed a SCOTUS brief challenging birthright citizenship on behalf of 24 states. "Each child born in this country is precious no matter their parents' immigration status, but not every child is entitled to American citizenship." - Attorney General Jonathan Skrmetti 🔗 Read more: tn.gov/attorneygenera…

@dysussygamer69 @breddotexe @shitpost_2077 Vasectomys are only to be used when you absolutely do not ever want kids.

@breddotexe @shitpost_2077 The main downside tho is that its virtually permanent. You'll have a very low chance of successfully connecting the Sperm ducts back because they're just so thin and delicate.

@shitpost_2077 I’ve been shooting my load in my girl for months after my vasectomy. Best feeling in the world!

@FoxForgerAlpha @ChristianHeiens And having to compete with 50 other people outbidding you while jacking up the price of the house by 10x? If you have the finance, this is actually the BEST time to buy

@ChristianHeiens Don't do it, man. This is probably the worst time since 2008 to buy a house. Unless you're in some exceptional market or have some special circumstances, wait 1-2 years for the crash to happen.

Got Denied For A Mortgage Award

@Shantan21125143 @DistressDark

@rezxbt @Dexerto Only if they’re flying 777s, which usually happens in their 50s

@Dexerto He’s a pilot, are they not supposedly rich?

A pilot turned down $500k from MrBeast so he could see his family after months trapped on a private jet Another 100 days trapped in isolation would have earned him the cash, but he declined and chose his family over the money

@JakeSucky Yeah they said the same thing in Dallas bout 5 years ago. Now there’s not a single esport scene everywhere

The Mayor of Austin on the upcoming CS Major "I have a son... and he's playing games every night on that computer, and the idea that that generates $30 million in economic impact in my city is something I embrace"😂

@Envy I’ll be glad to model for your next sponsor

We have 0 sponsors. ZERO! Who wants to find out what peripheral gear is actually the best?

We're back

@hastr0 @Envy @DallasFuel @DallasEmpire Can’t wait to see what you have in store @hastr0

I was recently given the chance to re-acquire @Envy along with the @DallasFuel and @DallasEmpire brands. I took that chance... #EoD

@JakeSucky We need Envy back on the scene badly

Hastr0 has re-acquired the rights to Envy, Dallas Fuel and the Dallas Empire He will no longer be a share holder in OpTic

@100_glimmer I’m just realizing the audios are from a show called “Raw Time” that was aired on 1999. The Mii animations are just so perfect for it!

miiTiMe2! #mii #rawtime

@Dexerto Aircraft mechanic here: is the aircraft flying for 100 days straight? oil will dry up in 24hrs of engine run, how will it be serviced? How will the control cables be lubed and serviced? What if an avionics module fails? How will o2 be serviced when it drops? So many questions

MrBeast is putting 2 pilots in a private jet for 100 days with unlimited fuel, and if they make it, they get to keep the jet

@mr_evertz My only complaint is the eyes. Either go full black or full red

Watching these dudes complain about one of the most comic book-accurate depictions of a superhero on film is wild AF.