Nemo Outis

@Oilfield_Rando 🤨 she really saw her profile pic and said, "that's the one"

The people behind this billboard are beyond parody. “She is deeply interested in interdisciplinary memory keeping practices on landscapes of interracial and interethnic labor organizing and class violence.”

Radar is completely clear everywhere south of like i70 but we still have sirens? Fml

Life advice: The guy in a "fuck you" hat would almost certainly pull you out of a burning car if needed. Anybody wearing a shirt mentioning "love" or "kindness," meanwhile, might feign concern while watching you burn to death.

@RaminNasibov GOAT

Anyone who used a computer between 1985-2010. What’s the one game you still think about?

@CSmith76904 @OldRowSwig Idk if it's wholly laziness by management but it's definitely easier to schedule someone who wants full-time and has no scheduling conflicts vs somebody who's not legally allowed to work over X hours, past Xpm at night, has frequent conflicts with extracurricular, etc

@DrNemoOutis @OldRowSwig I'd bet you're right about the "all shifts thing". I worked at McDonald' in '80-'81 while in High School. I wonder why "all shifts" is a concern now. Is it lazy Management, or is it older or foreign people trying to get over 40 hours at a damn McDonalds?

They gave all of the jobs meant for high schoolers to 40 year old illegal aliens who don’t speak a lick of English.

@timburchett They're sterilized, so the females they mate with don't lay viable eggs. Apparently, the males don't bite, either. Am I seriously the only one who's heard of this?

Why does Google have 32 million mosquitos? Have we not learned our lesson with Kudzu, Sparrows, Black Birds, Asian Carp? Should I go on? Don’t mess with the balance of nature.

@creepydotorg A bit after the fact, local coverage was reporting that he'd had some kind of breakdown and was happily with his wife after treatment. Good luck finding a source with all the clickbaity reports of the case, but I remember when it happened 🤷‍♀️

In 2016, 70-year-old Lawrence Ripple robbed a bank in Kansas because he said he would rather go to prison than go home to his wife. He handed the teller a note demanding cash and warning that he had a gun. The teller gave him $2,924. But Ripple did not run. He walked to the lobby, sat down, and waited for police. When officers arrived, he told them he was the man they were looking for. Ripple later said he had argued with his wife and decided prison sounded better than going back home. Instead, the judge sentenced him to six months of house arrest.

@MrsGoresDiary I've heard that can be extremely uncomfortable, if not painful, but I'm glad your baby flipped! My first spontaneously did a similar move and it was an unbelievably strange feeling 😳

Fifteen years ago I was gearing up to have a C-section to deliver my breech baby. I was scared, and cried a little on the way to the hospital. I did that every time, though. It’s nice to have a long drive and a little bit of room and quiet to wrestle the nerves out. I got completely suited up for surgery, but right before they wheeled me back, my doctor said that a visiting doctor happened to be on the floor who specialized in External Cephalic Versions. He was the best in the state. Would I like to try flipping the baby? I said sure, and the next thing I knew a whole team was pushing on my belly, literally manipulating my baby from the outside in to flip back into place. I will never forget the feeling when she did. Exactly the way it would feel if a full-sized baby did a perfectly round, floor-to-ceiling cartwheel inside of you. And that was that! The C-section was called off and I went to a different room to be induced. Thirty minutes before midnight, she was in my arms! ❤️ Unforgettable.

@ttmelater @SDSLLC_USA Extraction will leave the opposing tooth without anything to bite against and it can start coming loose

@SDSLLC_USA They sell you the root canal because they get to charge you a ton more them charge you again for the “permanent” crown when it’s just a one time smaller charge for extraction. Root canal, the procedure that keeps long their pocket.

Now that I've done some more research on tooth canals, I want this tooth out of my mouth pronto. Why didn't my dentist even tell me about the risks that may be associated with it? Should they be required to do that?

@nazzobetweeting We say "warsh" and never have tornadoes on the first Wednesday of the month

things i, an american, have learned from europeans on twitter about my own country that are news to me: -we don’t go outside -we don’t have humidity -the whole country is a desert -we don’t have bakeries -we don’t have passports -we say “parsta” -we don’t have produce in our grocery stores -we don’t have bread -we can’t hang our clothes outside to dry -there is more biodiversity in belgium than the entire US (lol) -we can’t walk outside what am i missing ?

@AppyOrtho Imagine the field day the true crime people would have with that

Be me Picking up groceries Have some time in the car to myself Start praying Talk out loud because no one else is there Get to the store Sitting in my car Want to keep praying Put my phone to my ear so I don’t look like I’m taking to myself Talk “on the phone” for several minutes Realise there are security cameras filming me If I die on the way home and they pull the security cameras from my last stop it will be me talking on a dead phone to God 🫢 Y’all pray I make it home safely 🤣

@GigiisTx1968 Small mercies - my ultrasound was totally clear so I won't need to have any procedures. Thank you for your kind words

@DrNemoOutis I'm so sorry! Praying for you! I lost my first little one the same way. HCG fell quickly. They had to do a D&C. I'm heartbroken for you.

There was a heartbeat on May 16th and by May 29th, nothing was there

@ChuckRossDC If they're afraid of slander if they don't have proof... can't they just list the names? "I've decided not to name my abusers. In other news, here's a list of names I'm reading for no reason whatsoever."

Why do we need Pam Bondi to tell us what happened when Epstein's victims could just do it directly? x.com/factpostnews/s…

Americans talking as if one could just just drill a hole through 2 ft thick walls

So fucking grateful for the Webcam spam acct that liked this post. Almost 1hr20min since lab results were posted to my portal and nobody's come in yet.

Saw hcg negative on the health portal, so just waiting for them to come tell me and find out if I need any treatment. It seems weird for hcg to drop that fast though? I got a positive urine test at the clinic less than 4 hours ago.

@PunishedGaki Also a flawed test because school usually sucks enough that most kids get excited about doing anything out of the ordinary

@jeremykauffman It's only a war crime if it was done by the losing side

8yo: dad, what's a war crime me: *explains* 8yo: that's stupid there are no rules in war