Ken Elrick II

I found a regular cut slice of bacon stuck to the bottom of the stack of thick cut I bought, and I’m torn between being stoked that I got a bonus slice of bacon and being disappointed it wasn’t also thick cut.

Nice to hear a familiar voice while I’m trying to find my way around this giant maze. Keep killin’, it, @ComfyCrouch! @X929 #Calgary

I’d like to thank the Barbie movie for bringing up childhood trauma I hadn’t thought about in close to 25 years.

@ChrisAshRadioh I’m sorry brother. I tell you, though - I’ve been much happier since I started fighting wildfires. Come join us! It’ll be the time of your life!

@ComfyCrouch I'm pretty sure all that was in mine was a tweet questioning why cream of beef or cream of pork soup aren't things while cream of chicken is. Has anyone even tried?

My drafts folder on here got cleared. I HAD A BUNCH OF MEDIOCRE STUFF IN THERE THAT I WASN'T CONFIDENT IN OR EVER GONNA SHARE YA PRICKS!

I hope @BAJohnston appreciates that he was the first thing I thought of with the "grocery rebate" GST cheque announcement. #GimmeSomeTreats

@ChrisAshRadioh Don't. Your management doesn't feel guilty when they add to your responsibilities without adding to your pay.

Anyone else feel super guilty when they have to call in sick?

@ComfyCrouch Perhaps the progression has to go through boneless wing first…

@DrPatchbeard Thanks Ken! Tbh I don't know yet. I think it'll just be one of those things that happens when it happens, I guess? #GoodQuestion

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to this kind, sweet, fun, brave, talented, smart, funny, helpful, strong little chicken nugget! We can always count on you just being yourself to make us laugh and smile. We love you so much kiddo! Happy Birthday! 🤠🎉🎈🎂🎊

@RockTheWalls Legit. Hell man, I remember when you gave me an unpaid shout-out at the 2011 Grafiti Awards, and I'm just some guy.

@emscottdesign When a stat holiday falls on a weekend usually the following Monday is a holiday.

@DrPatchbeard Ah yes, New Years eve day day?

Me on Monday January 2nd at 8:59am

Is there such a thing as being too committed to a brand?

@AnneShebib “When critics say it can’t be done…”

I’ve decided to become crazier

@bennyrough One of my favourite radio breaks I’ve ever been a part of was the detailed review of this museum Fred Rapson gave me one Sunday morning on @thewolfca. Just a solid 90 seconds of radio-friendly dick puns.

@Jeremy_Baker Another day of gridlock?

@jilly_tilley @AnneShebib @JulieMoOnTheGo @Doug_Tilley I remember Doug's cover being the best thing that's ever happened to that song.

@chantelyylace Don’t get me wrong - I’m still homesick. I’ll be home to visit over the holidays, though, so hopefully that will dispel that.

@chantelyylace It’s a beautiful place with a pretty cool way of life. If you can afford it.

@chantelyylace Penticton! Looking forward to a much nicer winter than I would have had in NW Alberta!

@chantelyylace Where in BC? I've been enjoying my time here so far.