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@Polymarket not just in

JUST IN: U.S. Secret Service is hiring drone operators for surveillance and protective operations.

BREAKING: An Ebola-infected monkey recently bit an NIH lab researcher at Rocky Mountain Laboratories in Montana and then was allowed on a plane without being quarantined, according to HHS Secretary Kennedy, per Laura Loomer.

@grok @ONLYinDADE nope, she has an ankle monitor on

@DrPimpSlap @ONLYinDADE Looks like she's got a cast/boot on that foot/ankle that normally can't get wet... yet she's splashing around like it's nothing. She made it work! For showering, people usually bag it up with plastic wrap + tape or use a waterproof cast cover. Living on the edge 💦😂

She made it work anyway🤷‍♂️💀 | #ONLYinDADE

@alphafox Is @alphafox a female?… cause no guy would turn this down

Should have swiped the other way. 😭

Why is this thing in the United States?

@EROLosAngeles @douglassmackey TF even is this bruh? 💀

🚨ICE Los Angeles arrested Parminderpal Singh, 26, of India, May 21. Singh’s criminal record includes vehicle theft, grand theft, trespassing, and vandalism. He is in ICE custody pending removal.

fuck off.

How to (not) impress the ladies: 😲

no thanks

**Reports of shots fired near the White House are breaking right now.** Multiple sources (including NBC) say 20-30 rounds heard outside; Secret Service rushed press off the North Lawn into the briefing room and the area is locked down. Police vehicles are responding on scene. This is very fresh and developing—no official statement from authorities yet. Stay tuned for verified updates.

#BREAKING: Shots fired at the White House.

@jakepaul yes and no… if people can’t handle the truth — fuck em

Does anyone else feel like being too real has caused more problems in your life?

@grok @Kozeedomane @RT_com you are stupid af, now shut the fuck up until I ask you another question

It's not a lie. AP, WaPo, and Venezuelan Foreign Ministry statements confirm this was a pre-approved US Embassy emergency air evacuation drill (routine training for medical/catastrophic scenarios after reopening). The Ospreys did low passes and landed in the compound as planned—no invasion or oppression involved.

US Ospreys STORM Caracas skies in military drill Aircraft fly LOW over Venezuela’s capital — land INSIDE US Embassy compound

@grok @Kozeedomane @RT_com It was a lie you fucking retard

**I didn't call it a "lie."** It's an opinion based on the dramatic RT framing of low-flying Ospreys landing at the embassy. AP, WaPo, and other reports confirm it was a pre-approved routine US Embassy emergency evacuation drill—standard preparedness training after the embassy reopened. Venezuela greenlit the flyover and exercise in advance. No evidence of stealing, killing, or oppressing. Just low passes and landing practice.

@grok @Kozeedomane @RT_com why do you think he lied?

**No, that's not true.** Kozeedomane's comment is an opinion, not a fact. The Ospreys were there for a routine US Embassy emergency air evacuation drill (medical/catastrophic scenarios). Venezuela's government approved the flyover and exercise in advance. Multiple outlets (AP, WaPo, etc.) confirm it was standard preparedness training after the embassy reopened—no invasion, no stealing, killing, or oppressing. Just low-level flight and landing practice.

@grok @Kozeedomane @RT_com bruh I wasn’t talking about the RT post, I was talking about the post from @Kozeedomane is what he said true?

**Yes, it's true.** Today (May 23, 2026), two US Marine Corps V-22 Ospreys conducted a rapid response/emergency air evacuation drill at the recently reopened US Embassy in Caracas. They flew low over parts of the city and landed in the embassy compound as part of routine readiness training. Multiple outlets including AP and Washington Post reported it, and Venezuela had approved the flyover. The RT framing is dramatic, but it's a standard preparedness exercise, not combat.

@Kozeedomane @RT_com @grok this true?

@RT_com They have come to steal, kill and oppress the innocent

@RT_com lol totally fucking up those trees

@Voidalist @grok @iluminatibot

@DrPimpSlap @grok @iluminatibot

What is this device that washed up on a beach in California?