Dr Slash
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Dr Slash
@DrSlash19
Freelancing through life
Kathmandu Katılım Kasım 2008
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@chickenichameli @okaymariyah This is fine as long as they did the dishes.
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why r girlfriends cooking for their boyfriend and their roommates....
Prateekaaryan 𝕏@AaryanPrateekX
roommate’s gf cooked paneer-rice for us
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@Susanpurity7 @iamcrosz @only1adesh If someone lusts more over you than someone else, that's a compliment too. You have more value.
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Facebook is not working properly around the world! How many of you are facing problem in facebook? #Facebookdown
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Probably true. Girls' periods won't let them go horny for more than a few weeks. They're hormonally cyclical while men probably peak rapidly and sort of plateau.
Aena@aeennaa11
the horniest woman is just an average man btw
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@Tripple____M He'll fuck up our rock solid defense.
He's great going forward but not very good defensively.
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@AzengaMoses How do you call yourself Mr. Arsenal with that lineup?
Auba or Henry at CF!
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@ArtetaEra Nah, we need a match winner at LW, an upgrade over Martinelli and Trossard.
Vini, Mbappe, Kvara!
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I will only marry a boy who is:
- 5'8 ft exact height
- Earns 50 LPA minimum
- Naturally handsome (no gym obsession, no steroids)
- No female friends, no “bestie” drama
- Doesn’t follow random girls on Instagram
- No past, no ex, no situationships
- Replies instantly, no “busy” excuses
- Talks with me 24×7
- Asks permission before going anywhere
- Knows how to cook, clean, and handle life
- Treats my parents like his own
- Emotionally available but not “too sensitive”
- Loyal, disciplined, and obsessed with me only
- No bad habits (no smoking, drinking, gaming addiction)
- Plans dates, surprises, and future properly
Where do I find a guy like this? 😭
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@KAYODEO49349810 @now_arsenaI Auba or Henry. Henry came back for a loan spell too.
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@now_arsenaI Like I said
I'd rather have Auba as my striker
He had more impact at the Emirates than RVP
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Alright I’ve heard you, and I’ve listened…
Let’s try again. Is this the best team of the Emirates era so far? 👀

now.arsenal@now_arsenaI
Is this the best team of the Emirates era so far? Or what changes would you make? 👀
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@muheediva01 Women have a cyclical thing. They don't go a long time being horny really.
Not defending assault or rape though, that's something every man should work on themselves.
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