Mike Lowrey

I’ll miss the boredom, the freedom and the time spent alone.

Can confirm Philon looks crazy good in warmups. Expecting him to have a crazy game tonight

Section 111. I stick out like a sore thumb. Let’s go to work boys! ROLL TIDE 🐘

Come find me, free beer for anyone wearing crimson! ROLL TIDE! 🐘

Having a drink at an undisclosed west side location. Roll tide!

@_falsi1ke Bro to bro: Never fight a dude wearing Crocs with confidence… He’s either got nothing to lose or knows exactly what he’s doing 😳👊😂

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Watching the @NWLbaseball tonight and I see not one but TWO Alabama players on there, JoJo Williamson and Andre modugno. Love to see it! 🐘🐘🐘 Also this Mankato vs Minot game is an absolute shootout!

I can’t imagine the pain one feels being an Arkansas fan. They suck at literally everything. How do you not turn 2 to end the game?

Hard to believe Buckley didn’t game plan for the wrestling of Usman at all. #UFCAtlanta

@wsxmatt Jackie Robinson never got DFA’d

“The brightest stars burn the fastest, so we must love them while we can.”

Mood

Welcome Back Labaron!

Seems like since basketball season I have managed to become decently respected among Auburn twitter. Believe it or not, I really like it. Would rather actually talk ball than be toxic. Hope it continues through football season😂🤝

@revengeofJJ You know if white soxs fans could read, they would be really pissed off at this.

taps the sign

This Knicks and pacers game is insane!

@CallahanAutoCo @Serpephone Kind of like your suitcase.

@Serpephone Well then you understand why you hold on to a car that cherry…

Good Morning from Chateau Callahan here in Sandusky, OH!!

Watching some highlights of the Alabama basketball team and man I’m going to miss Grant Nelson SO much! 😭

Alabama’s Grant Nelson just blew the field out of the water with his shuttle run. Notched an unofficial 2.58 second mark, which would be the fastest time in the history of the NBA Draft Combine if it holds. The previous best time was 2.64 seconds by Malcolm Brogdon in 2016.

The only thing fair in life is a ball hit between first and third

@RCMcCarthy1 @CallahanAutoCo Next thing you know, there’s money missing from your dresser and your daughter knocked up!

@CallahanAutoCo You might need someone to sit down with potential clients, someone to really spruce up the conversation of why you’re one of the best men in the country and have the best auto parts companies.

How would you suggest I grow from 40k followers to 50k followers?